Ugh!

唉！

What a disappointment, your first time.

你第一次來，真讓人失望。

Well, that's kind of the way it goes with me in first times.

我的第一次就是這樣。

Here, clean yourself off.

來，把自己洗乾淨

Well, that's exactly the way it goes.

事情就是這樣。

It's not that bad.

沒那麼糟

It's not that bad.

沒那麼糟

It's not that bad.

沒那麼糟

No. For a dentist's office in the subway, it's pretty good.

不，對於地鐵裡的牙醫診所來說，這已經很不錯了。

Seriously, how are you not running out of here?

說真的，你怎麼還不跑出去？

I have no choice.

我別無選擇。

Now that I have no money or health insurance, I have to get used to this third-world situation. Third-world situation?

現在我沒有錢，也沒有醫療保險，我必須習慣這種第三世界的狀況。第三世界的狀況？

This is an underworld situation.

這是黑社會的情況。

Okay, there's bulletproof glass with a bullet in it.

好吧，這塊防彈玻璃上有一顆子彈。

All right, so the glass works.

好了，玻璃可以用了。

It says to sign in.

它說要登錄。

Look, why don't you just take some of our cupcake business savings and go to a good dentist's office?

聽著，你為什麼不把我們蛋糕生意省下來的錢拿去看個好牙醫呢？

You know, one where you won't get a staph infection just from looking at the floor? No, we can't do that.

就是那種看著地板就不會感染葡萄球菌的？ 不，我們做不到

That's our future.

這就是我們的未來。

Once we start doing that, it's a slippery slope.

一旦我們開始這樣做，就會出現滑坡。

Nicole Richie?

妮可-裡奇？

I don't want anyone to know I was here.

我不想讓任何人知道我來過這裡。

I know this situation is less than ideal, but I am having a dental emergency.

我知道這種情況不太理想，但我的牙齒有急事。

No, he's having a dental emergency.

不，他的牙齒有急病。

Come on, let's go over here and see if this man can help me.

來吧，我們去那邊看看這個人能不能幫我。

Okay. Hi.

好的 嗨

Welcome to Subway Smiles.

歡迎來到 Subway Smiles。

I told you, we'll get to you.

我告訴過你，我們會找到你的。

I'm sorry, girls.

對不起，姑娘們

I'm a little shaky.

我有點發抖。

I was just shot at.

我剛剛中了一槍。

I have a problem with my teeth migrating.

我有牙齒移位的問題。

I have advanced bruxism.

我有晚期磨牙症。

Oh, I have hep C.

哦，我有丙肝。

Everybody's got their something.

每個人都有自己的東西。

What do you need? We need to be leaving.

你們需要什麼？我們得走了

I just need a bite guard.

我只需要一個防咬器。

Oh, I can do that.

哦，我能做到。

That's where I squirt foam in your mouth and make a mold.

這就是我往你嘴裡噴保麗龍並製作模具的過程。

Come in the back.

到後面來

If you go back there with him, you'll need a bite guard and a rape guard.

如果你和他一起回去，你需要一個防咬護具和一個防強姦護具。

You want the gas?

你想要汽油嗎？

Is that necessary?

有這個必要嗎？

You're gonna want the gas.

你會想要汽油的