Oh!

哦！

If that's your tequila noise,

如果這就是你的龍舌蘭酒噪音、

God knows what your orgasm sounds like.

天知道你的高潮是什麼樣的

Same face, no sound.

同樣的臉，沒有聲音。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I can't believe it. It's the girl from The Will.

真不敢相信是《遺囑》裡的那個女孩

I got your back, girl.

我挺你，姑娘

What is she doing?

她在幹什麼？

She thinks Goodwill has made her tough.

她認為 Goodwill 讓她變得堅強。

Um, hi, how are you?

嗨，你好嗎？

I just wanted to talk to you about that shirt at The Goodwill.

我只是想和你談談在舊衣回收店的那件襯衫。

See, my friend really wanted it, and, well, your friend has it.

你看，我的朋友非常想要它，而你的朋友已經拿到了。

What are you saying, bitch?

你在說什麼，婊子？

I'm not saying anything.

我什麼都沒說。

I'm just saying that you're a good girl.

我只是說你是個好女孩。

What are you saying, bitch?

你在說什麼，婊子？

Okay, I think we might have got off on the wrong foot.

好吧，我想我們可能說錯了。

Do you want to feel my foot, bitch?

你想摸摸我的腳嗎，婊子？

Well, I guess we know what your favorite word is.

好吧，我想我們知道你最喜歡的詞是什麼了。

Oh!

哦！

Those are not extensions, bitch.

那些不是延長線，賤人

I should break this up. I should break this up.

我應該分手我應該分手

No, no, no, give her, like, four seconds to learn her lesson.

不，不，不，給她四秒鐘，讓她吸取教訓。

Okay, ow, all right, all right.

好了 好了 好了 Okay, ow, all right, all right.

Okay, okay, okay.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

Okay, come on, come on. It's okay.

好吧，來吧，來吧。沒事的

Those are not extensions, bitch.

那些不是延長線，賤人

Are you still laughing?

你還在笑嗎？

Because it wasn't funny.

因為這並不好笑。

It was so funny.

太有趣了

It was like Looney Tunes funny.

就像《Looney Tunes》一樣有趣。

It was like Bugs Bunny getting shot in the face funny.

就像兔八哥臉上中槍一樣滑稽。

Only in your version, Bugs Bunny tries to have a dialogue with a shotgun.

只有在你的版本中，兔八哥試圖用獵槍進行對話。

I was trying to get your T-shirt back.

我想把你的T恤拿回來

I wanted you to have it because you lit up at the will when you saw it.

我想把它送給你，因為你一看到它就會被它點亮。

I do not light up, okay?

我不點燈，好嗎？

There's no light inside me.

我的身體裡沒有光

What you're seeing is probably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the train tracks.

你看到的可能是我夏天在鐵軌邊收集鈾管時產生的輻射。

That was good money.

那可是一大筆錢。

Thanks for looking out for me, Caroline.

謝謝你照顧我，卡羅琳。

You're welcome, Max.

不客氣，麥克斯。

It's a T-shirt.

這是一件 T 恤衫。

It's gone.

它不見了

I don't get attached to things.

我不會對事物產生感情。

How? My nail practically got torn off back there by Kat Von D-minus.

怎麼會？我的指甲幾乎被凱特-馮-迪-米納斯（Kat Von D-minus）扯掉了。

I'm gonna have to sleep with it elevated.

我睡覺時得把它墊高。

Is there a nail place around here?

這附近有美甲店嗎？

Well, this is New York, so there's probably gonna be one right here.

這裡是紐約，說不定就有一個。

Love when that happens.

我喜歡這種感覺。

Look, a two-for-one girlfriend special.

你看，女朋友特價二選一。

Genius. Go with me tomorrow before work.

天才明天上班前和我一起去。

It'll be cheaper if we both go.

如果我們兩個都去，費用會便宜些。

I really need one.

我真的需要一個。

Plus, you need one, too.

另外，你也需要一個。

Well, I can't.

我做不到

I have my own day of luxury already booked.

我已經預定了屬於自己的豪華一天。

I'm doing laundry and then the tasting menu at Wendy's.

我在洗衣服，然後去溫迪餐廳品嚐菜單。

Come on. You and me, nails and air conditioning.

來吧你和我，指甲和空調。

It'll be fun. You're doing it, girl.

會很有趣的你來吧，姑娘

Me and my friends used to love getting manicures.

我和我的朋友們以前都喜歡修指甲。

Because they're black drag queens.

因為她們是黑人變裝皇后。

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay