I can do six dollars.

我可以付六塊錢。

Deal.

成交。

Oh, you happy?

哦，你開心嗎？

You haggled a charity.

你在討價還價

You're turning goodwill into badwill.

你把善意變成了惡意。

My T-shirt's gone.

我的 T 恤不見了

It's not here.

不在這裡

I bet it was that Puerto Rican girl who was... who was eyeing it.

我打賭是那個波多黎各女孩在......在盯著它看。

Maria, can we call security?

瑪麗亞，我們能叫保全嗎？

I'm sure one of the cameras must have captured the theft.

我相信一定有一臺攝影機拍下了盜竊過程。

Cameras?

照相機？

What do you think this is, Target?

你覺得這是什麼，目標？

It's gone, Caroline.

它不見了，卡羅琳

She must have stolen it while I was watching your stupid $5 dance.

她一定是趁我看你那愚蠢的 5 美元舞蹈時偷走了它。

I didn't turn my back on the rack.

我沒有背對貨架。

Why am I under attack?

我為什麼會受到攻擊？

See, this is why I shop alone.

看，這就是我獨自購物的原因。

This is why I eat alone.

這就是我一個人吃飯的原因。

This is why I'm leaving alone.

這就是我要獨自離開的原因。

Maria, I'll pay for these.

瑪麗亞，這些錢我來付。

You don't have to box them.

你不必把它們裝箱。

You can just use tissue paper.

你可以只用紙巾。

Even as I'm saying this, I know it's not gonna happen.

雖然我這麼說，但我知道這是不可能的。

Hey, chestnut.

嘿，栗子

Hot as a mother, right?

像媽媽一樣火辣，對嗎？

Better, right?

更好，對吧？

It's getting hot in here, so hot

這裡越來越熱了，太熱了

So take off all your clothes

脫掉所有衣服

I am getting so hot

我好熱

I'm gonna take my clothes off

我要脫掉衣服

You might want to keep your voice down.

你最好小聲點。

This building has three registered sex offenders.

這棟樓裡有三名登記在冊的性犯罪者。

It's getting hot in here

這裡越來越熱了

So leave all that Strokes t-shirt drama behind

所以，把那些 Strokes T 恤的鬧劇拋在腦後吧

Come on, it's our night off.

來吧，今晚我們休息。

Let's go get drunk in air conditioning.

我們去空調房裡喝個酩酊大醉吧。

We won't even have to pay for drinks.

我們甚至不用付酒錢。

These shots is gonna pay for our drinks.

這些酒會付我們的酒錢

You are literally a $5 whore right now.

你現在簡直就是個 5 美元的妓女。

Hey, Johnny.

嘿，強尼

I thought I told you to keep your dumb, tragic ass out of here.

我想我告訴過你，讓你這個愚蠢的悲劇人物滾出這裡。

The only thing that isn't tragic about me is my ass.

我唯一不悲慘的地方就是我的屁股。

And who's the blonde, bony skank?

那個金髮碧眼、瘦骨嶙峋的蕩婦又是誰？

Oh, dude, she's not in on this.

哦，夥計，她沒參與這件事。

Oh, I'm so sorry, miss.

哦，我很抱歉，小姐。

Hey, I'm Johnny.

嘿，我是約翰尼

I'm Max's friend.

我是麥克斯的朋友

I'm Caroline.

我叫卡羅琳

I'm freaked out.

我嚇壞了。

This is something we do.

這是我們的工作。

To remind us of our families.

讓我們想起自己的家人。

Excuse me for a second.

失陪一下

These guys tip more if I high-five them when I talk about chicks.

如果我說到小妞時和他們擊掌，這些傢伙會給更多小費。

Vagina!

陰道

Yeah!

是啊

Wow, girl, your bartender friend is cute.

哇，姑娘，你的酒保朋友真可愛。

Look at those arms.

看看這些手臂。

Nice guns.

槍不錯。

He's not just a bartender.

他不僅僅是個酒保。

This dude is legit.

這傢伙是合法的。

He's a street artist.

他是一位街頭藝術家。

Goes by JPEG.

採用 JPEG 格式。

Well, right now, he's cutting up limes and cleaning glasses.

現在，他正在切酸橙、擦玻璃杯。

Well, you're an heiress who's slinging burnt hash and stale t-shirts on the street.

你是個女繼承人，在街上賣著燒焦的大麻和陳舊的T恤。

Well, you're an heiress who's slinging burnt hash and stale toast.

好吧，你是個女繼承人，只會烤焦的雜燴和過期的吐司。

Touché.

感動。

Touché.

感動。

These are from the gentleman with the sweet note.

這些都是那位帶著甜美音符的先生送的。

Nice ass, nice rack.

屁股翹，身材好