Max, a woman in my section wants to know if we do anything gluten-free.

麥克斯，我所在部門的一位女士想知道我們是否提供無麩質食品。

What do I tell her?

我該怎麼跟她說？

Tell her she's not allergic to gluten.

告訴她她對麩質不過敏。

She's just masking an eating disorder. Look alive, people.

她只是在掩飾飲食失調。大家看清楚

Club sandwich, burger medium, and a shrimp salad for the gambling man.

俱樂部三明治、中號漢堡和給賭徒的蝦沙拉。

I asked for salt and pepper.

我要的是鹽和胡椒粉。

I wanted mayonnaise and mustard.

我想要蛋黃醬和芥末醬。

You forgot my diet soda.

你忘了我的健怡蘇打水。

Oh, I'm sorry.

哦，對不起。

I'll be right back. Oh, what?

我馬上回來哦，什麼？

Never doubt me.

永遠不要懷疑我。

Here's my last check, girl.

這是我最後一張支票，姑娘

Look here, Max.

看這裡，麥克斯

That lady just slipped me her number.

那位女士剛給了我她的電話號碼

Like I need another menopausal white woman spratting out my window like a cat in heat.

就像我需要另一個更年期的白人婦女像發情的貓一樣從我的窗口竄出去一樣。

God, I love money. I know.

上帝啊，我愛錢。我知道

I'm so sorry I broke up with you.

對不起，我和你分手了。

Look, this week's new iPad just came out.

看，本週新款 iPad 剛剛上市。

Spread the words.

傳播資訊

Word.

字。

Word.

字。

I saw that on the wire. Max, three weeks in a row, you have not yet accepted my request to be a Facebook friend.

我在電報上看到了Max 連續三週 你都沒有接受我的請求 成為Facebook好友

Max, I am talking to you.

麥克斯，我在跟你說話。

Oh, I didn't hear you.

哦，我沒聽清。

I have my earbuds in.

我戴著耳機

What are these? Okay, you had to bust a move and get all the truth on my ass?

這些是什麼？好吧，你非得在我屁股上捅一刀嗎？

Fine, let's go there.

好吧，我們去那裡。

Han, I'm never gonna be your Facebook friend.

漢，我永遠不會成為你的Facebook好友。

Oof, hard to hear.

哦，難聽死了。

Well, I accepted you, Han.

我接受你了，漢

Yes, thank you.

好的，謝謝。

You make my heart sing.

你讓我心潮澎湃

Oof, heart me still. That was like watching someone club a baby seal.

哦，我的心還在顫抖。就像看著別人用棍子打一隻小海豹。

Why wouldn't you just say yes to his friend request?

你為什麼不答應他的好友請求呢？

Because I never check Facebook.

因為我從不查看 Facebook。

Why would I?

我為什麼要這麼做？

So some girl I worked at a movie theater with in 2005 can tell me it's raining and she's totes bummed?

所以，2005 年和我一起在電影院工作的女孩能告訴我下雨了，而且她非常沮喪？

Caroline, better check Facebook page.

卡羅琳，最好看看 Facebook 頁面。

Maybe someone just post on your water.

也許有人只是在你的水上發帖。

Han Lee has tagged you in 25 photos?

Han Lee 在 25 張照片中標記了您？

Wanna borrow my seal club yet?

想借用我的海豹俱樂部嗎？

Oh, that stings. I've lost like 300 Facebook friends since my father was arrested.

哦，真刺痛。自從我父親被捕後，我已經失去了300個Facebook好友。

Well, your father's probably made that many new friends in prison, so it all evens out. Okay, ready to go?

你爸爸在監獄裡可能也交了不少新朋友 扯平了好了，準備好了嗎？

Do we have to?

我們必須這樣做嗎？