Max, hang up.

麥克斯，掛了

I already called him.

我已經給他打過電話了

You called Robbie?

你給羅比打電話了？

You've done so much for me, I wanted to do something for you, too.

你為我做了這麼多，我也想為你做點什麼。

So I called Robbie, and I had him come over, and I gave him his stuff.

於是我給羅比打了電話，讓他過來，我把自己的東西給了他。

Now, you won't have to go through with all that mess.

現在，你不必再經歷那些混亂了。

And I think you'd be pleased.

我想你會很高興的。

I really let him have it.

我真的讓他得逞了。

What is with you and boundaries?

你和界限是怎麼回事？

You're in my bed, you're in my boss's bed, and now you go and call Robbie?

你上了我的床，你上了我老闆的床 現在你去給羅比打電話？

You're like, you're like your big-ass horse, charging in everywhere you don't belong.

你就像，你就像你的大屁股馬，衝進所有你不屬於的地方。

I thought I was doing you a favor.

我以為我是在幫你的忙

In spite of what you say about the sounds I heard coming from your bedroom the other night, I know you're upset.

儘管你對那晚我從你臥室裡聽到的聲音這麼說，但我知道你很難過。

I was masturbating.

我在自慰

I love my job.

我熱愛我的工作。

I need to see you outside now.

我現在要在外面見你

Don't get involved with her.

別和她扯上關係

She takes money from the homeless.

她收無家可歸者的錢。

Not true.

不對。

Bob's an investor.

鮑勃是個投資者

Be right back.

馬上回來

Good cupcake, Ray.

紙杯蛋糕不錯，雷

Max, I don't know how smart that was, blowing by our only potential business contact.

麥克斯，我不知道這樣做有多明智，把我們唯一的潛在業務聯繫人搞砸了。

You stole my breakup scene.

你偷了我的分手戲

The only remotely good thing about breaking up with a guy is telling him how much better you are than him when you give him back his stuff.

和男人分手的唯一一點好處就是，當你把東西還給他時，告訴他你比他好多少。

I don't know if you noticed, but my entertainment budget is pretty low, and I was really looking forward to that.

我不知道你是否注意到，我的娛樂預算很低，我真的很期待。

And then you went and stole it.

然後你去偷了它

But I guess you couldn't help it, because that's what you Channings do.

但我想你也沒辦法，因為你們錢寧人就是這樣的。

You steal things.

你偷東西

Huh.

咦？

Interesting.

有意思

Okay, you wanted a breakup scene?

好吧，你想要一個分手的場景？

You're in one.

你在其中

I'm breaking up with you.

我要和你分手

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

The cupcake business is over.

紙杯蛋糕生意結束了

The dream is dead.

夢想已死

Oh, I'm sure Nabulandi will be devastated.

哦，我相信納布蘭迪一定會傷心欲絕的。

I don't need you or your cupcakes to survive.

我不需要你或你的紙杯蛋糕來生存。

I'll figure something else out, because aside from your constant warden put-downs, I'm a business genius, and I will always land on my feet.

我會想別的辦法的，因為除了你對典獄長的不斷貶低之外，我是個商業天才，我總會站穩腳跟的。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Because today you kind of landed on your front.

因為今天你是正面著地。

We're done.

我們完了

After work tonight, I'll get my things and be gone.

今晚下班後，我拿了東西就走。

Oh, you're gonna load up your dream-filled wheelie bag and ride away on Sir Mudd's a lot?

哦，你是要裝上你那裝滿夢想的車輪包，坐著馬德爵士的車離開嗎？

Go ahead.

說吧

Be as negative as you want, because you're in charge of your own future again.

想怎麼消極就怎麼消極吧，因為你又可以掌控自己的未來了。

Oh, joke's on you.

哦，你真會開玩笑。

I don't have a future.

我沒有未來

I don't have a future.

我沒有未來

Max, are you up?

麥克斯，你起來了嗎？

No.

不

Max, are you mad?

麥克斯，你瘋了嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Are you up and mad?

你起來生氣了嗎？

No and yes.

沒有，也有。

Oh, your bed's so soft.

你的床真軟

That's my boob.

那是我的胸部

I know I moved out, but I came back.

我知道我搬出去了，但我又回來了。

I took the rest of our dead dream money and bought some cocktails for myself and some people and myself.

我拿著剩下的 "死夢錢"，給自己和幾個人買了些雞尾酒。