Got it.

知道了

Hey, wouldn't you get a second?

嘿，你就不能給我點時間嗎？

Stop looking at my boobs.

別再看我的胸部了

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Waitress.

服務員

Dude.

哥們兒

Hi. What can I get you?

嗨，需要點什麼？

We need some...

我們需要一些...

Is that annoying?

煩不煩？

Is that obnoxious and rude?

這是否令人討厭和粗魯？

No, it's not.

不，不是這樣的。

Is that obnoxious and rude?

這是否令人討厭和粗魯？

Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working?

如果有人在你工作時這樣對你，你會覺得分心嗎？

Oh, you don't have a job. Sorry.

哦，你沒有工作。對不起

Damn, dude, she burned you.

該死的，老兄，她燒了你。

Oh.

哦。

No.

不

Hipster.

潮人。

No.

不

Do not think we're on the same team.

別以為我們是一夥的。

We have nothing in common.

我們沒有共同點。

I wear knit hats when it's cold out.

天冷的時候，我會戴針織帽。

You wear knit hats because of cold play.

你戴針織帽，是因為寒冷。

You have tattoos to piss off your dad.

你紋身是為了氣你爸。

My dad doesn't know he's my dad.

我爸爸不知道他是我爸爸

And finally, you think...

最後，你認為...

This is the sound that gets you service.

這就是為您提供服務的聲音。

I think...

我想...

This is the sound that dries up my vagina.

這就是讓我陰道乾澀的聲音。

The other waitress disappeared.

另一個女服務員不見了。

The Russian one?

俄羅斯的那個？

We need horseradish.

我們需要辣根。

Please.

請。

That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.

女士們，這就是你們對待女服務員的方式。