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Do you think the moon landing was fake?

你認為登月是假的嗎？
No!

不
We're picking up some deception here.

我們在這裡發現了一些騙局。
That's hilarious! It's hilarious!

太搞笑了太搞笑了
Do you think the moon landing is fake?

你認為登月是假的嗎？
No, not till now! Not till Stephanie puts that in me!

不，現在不行除非斯蒂芬妮把那個放進我身體裡
We've been talking about this for over a year.

我們已經討論這個問題一年多了。
I said this in the Emerald City.

我在翡翠城說過這句話。
I said one day we're going to do the Vanity Fair lie detector test together.

我說有一天我們要一起做《名利場》測謊。
And I said we needed to finish the film first.

我說我們得先完成這部電影。
Ariana. Cynthia.

阿麗亞娜辛西婭
We've brought you here today to take a lie detector test.

我們今天帶你來是為了測謊。
One of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other will ask the questions.

你們中的一個人將被連接到機器上，而另一個人將提出問題。
And then you'll switch.

然後你就會切換。
Who wants to be in the hot seat first?

誰想先坐上熱門位置？
Oh, that was quick!

哦，真快
Go ahead!

說吧
Why not?

為什麼不呢？
Sure!

當然！
I feel like, why not?

我覺得，為什麼不呢？
Ari's ready.

阿里準備好了
The eyes closing.

眼睛閉上了
Can it feel my general anxiety?

它能感受到我的普遍焦慮嗎？
It can, that's what it's all about.

它可以，這就是它的意義所在。
Cool. Oh, fuck me.

酷斃了我操
Ariana?

阿麗亞娜？
Yeah?

是嗎？
I'm going to ask you a few questions to calibrate the lie detector.

我要問你幾個問題來校準測謊儀。
Is your full name Ariana Grande Butera?

你的全名是阿麗亞娜-格蘭德-布特拉嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Were you born on June the 26th?

你是 6 月 26 日出生的嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Are you nervous?

你緊張嗎？
Absolutely.

當然可以。
That I'm beaming, like, in the best way.

我滿面春風，就像，以最好的方式。
Ariana, you have seven albums and two Grammys.

阿麗亞娜，你出過七張專輯，獲得過兩次格萊美獎。
Would you say you have a perfect work ethic?

你覺得自己有完美的職業道德嗎？
I would say I'm a very hard worker.

我想說，我是一個非常勤奮的人。
I wouldn't say there's such a thing as perfect work ethic at all.

我不認為有完美的職業道德。
I think I'm a workaholic, so I wouldn't say perfect.

我想我是個工作狂，所以我不會說自己是完美的。
I think I have, like, maybe an unhealthy relationship to it.

我覺得我和它有一種不健康的關係。
That thing's probably scribbling fucking X's and O's over there.

那東西可能在那邊亂寫 X 和 O。
Truthful.

實事求是。
Wow.

哇
The next question here is, have you ever called yourself a workaholic?

下一個問題是，你有沒有說過自己是工作狂？
Oh, yes, moments ago.

哦，是的，就在剛才。
Do you ever take vacations?

您有休假嗎？
I have taken vacations in my life.

我一生都在度假。
Truthful.

實事求是。
I would like to go on one again.

我想再去一次。
You are a huge fan of Disney World.

您是迪斯尼世界的超級粉絲。
Yes.

是的。
Would you ever go on a Disney cruise to relax?

您會乘坐迪斯尼遊輪去放鬆嗎？
No.

不
No, I think there's a line that we draw.

不，我認為我們應該劃清界限。
I know that was the truth.

我知道這是事實。
Also, just, I think maybe I'm not a cruise person in general.

另外，我覺得我可能不是一個喜歡遊輪的人。
Ariana, you have a very dedicated fan base.

阿麗亞娜，你有一群非常忠實的粉絲。
Would you say you love your fans?

你說你愛你的粉絲嗎？
Very much.

非常感謝。
Yes?

什麼事？
Truthful.

實事求是。
Do you love them all the time?

你一直愛他們嗎？
I love them always, but I think sometimes they can hurt my feelings.

我一直愛他們，但我覺得有時他們會傷害我的感情。
And sometimes I don't like them, but I love them always.

有時我不喜歡它們，但我總是愛它們。
Does that make sense?

有道理嗎？
Yes.

是的。
She's being truthful.

她說的是實話。
Girl, I love you.

姑娘，我愛你
That was such a sweet answer.

這真是一個貼心的回答。
I love you so much.

我太愛你了
It's a hard relationship.

這是一種艱難的關係。
I know.

我知道
I think that's sort of, like, weirdly parasocial, but it feels very real to me.

我覺得這有點像奇怪的寄生蟲，但我覺得很真實。
So sometimes it's hard, but I love them very much.

所以，有時候很難，但我非常愛他們。
Have you ever DM'd a fan just to chat?

你有沒有為了哈拉而給粉絲髮過 DM？
Yeah.

是啊
Oh, yeah.

哦，是的
All the time.

一直都是
Yeah.

是啊
What about befriended a fan?

與粉絲交朋友呢？
Yes, it's happened.

是的，已經發生了。
Okay.

好的
Three times.

三次
Very close friends.

非常親密的朋友
That's very specific.

這是非常具體的。
Very close, like seven to 12 years of friendship at this point.

非常親密，在這一點上有 7 到 12 年的友誼。
Oh, cool.

哦，酷
Your fans are called Arianators.

你的粉絲被稱為 "阿里安人"。
Did you come up with that name?

這個名字是你想出來的嗎？
No.

不
Do you like it?

喜歡嗎？
No.

不
The machine is picking up some deception.

機器發現了一些欺騙行為。
I don't like it.

我不喜歡這樣。
I mean, I've accepted it.

我是說，我已經接受了。
Yeah.

是啊
But would I pick that?

但我會選這個嗎？
Of course not.

當然不是。
That's insane.

太瘋狂了
She is being truthful.

她說的是實話。
Thank you, Stephanie.

謝謝你，斯蒂芬妮。
The thing is, you know I can tell when she's telling the truth, because she gets the look of concern on her face.

問題是，我知道她說的是實話，因為她臉上會露出關切的神情。
You know how people have resting bitch face?

你知道人們是怎麼恢復母狗臉的嗎？
Yes.

是的。
I have resting constant fret face.

我的臉一直處於休息狀態。
Truly.

真的
That's what my mom says.

我媽媽就是這麼說的。
You're very interested in astrology.

你對占星術很感興趣。
Do you ever make rash judgments based on people's signs?

你會根據別人的體徵做出輕率的判斷嗎？
No, I try not to, because I think within each sign, there are many different kinds of each.

不，我儘量不這麼說，因為我認為每個星座都有許多不同的類型。
Truthful?

真實？
Truthful.

實事求是。
Did you look up if we were compatible before we started working together?

在我們開始合作之前，你調查過我們是否合得來嗎？
No.

不
That was a lie.

那是個謊言。
It was a lie?

這是個謊言？
I think I looked up your sign, but I didn't look up compatibility because I have Capricorn friends.

我想我查了你的星座，但我沒有查兼容性，因為我有摩羯座的朋友。
I know the compatibility well.

我很瞭解這種兼容性。
Stephanie.

斯蒂芬妮
Stephanie.

斯蒂芬妮
Stephanie.

斯蒂芬妮
Inconclusive.

不確定。
But I definitely looked up your sign.

但我肯定查過你的標誌。
Yeah.

是啊
I don't know if I looked up compatibility because I know Capricorns.

我不知道我是否因為了解摩羯座而查找了相容性。
Can you tell that I'm nervous?

你能看出我很緊張嗎？
The machine's giving an indication of some nervousness.

機器發出了緊張的信號。
Well, yeah, I need a glass of wine.

嗯，是的，我需要一杯酒。
Yeah.

是啊
This is crazy.

這太瘋狂了
Red, please.

紅色，謝謝。
This is insane.

這太瘋狂了。
Before we finish.

在我們結束之前
This isn't going where I thought it would go.

這和我想的不太一樣。
But I like it.

但我喜歡。
What else is in?

還有什麼？
You are famously known for doing celebrity impersonations.

您以模仿名人而聞名。
Hi.

你好。
Has anyone ever confronted you about an impersonation?

有沒有人因為冒名頂替而與你對質過？
As in, like, they didn't like it?

比如，他們不喜歡？
Mm.

嗯 Mm.
Ooh.

哦
No, I don't think so.

不，我不這麼認為。
No.

不
That would be terrible.

那就太糟糕了。
Truthful.

實事求是。
Have you ever confronted anyone who's impersonated you?

你是否與冒充你的人對質過？
No.

不
Have you ever wanted to?

你想過嗎？
Yes.

是的。
In a fun way.

用一種有趣的方式
Yeah.

是啊
You're a huge fan of Drag Race.

你是《龍爭虎鬥》的超級粉絲。
Would you want to see this person perform as you?

你想看到這個人像你一樣表演嗎？
Absolutely.

當然可以。
Anytime, anyplace.

隨時隨地
I'm a massive Gottmik stan.

我是戈特米克的超級粉絲。
Which song?

哪首歌？
I don't know.

我不知道。
Gottmik devours everything.

戈特米克吞噬一切。
The Boy Is Mine or, like, something emotional.

男孩是我的》，或者類似的情感類節目。
Be honest.

要誠實。
Was being a guest judge on Drag Race harder than The Voice?

擔任《龍爭虎鬥》的嘉賓評審比《好聲音》更難嗎？
Hmm.

嗯
I wouldn't say one was harder than the other.

我不會說一個比另一個更難。
Just different.

只是不同而已。
Yep.

是的。
Truthful.

實事求是。
Love you.

愛你
You've released almost a dozen perfume lines.

您已經推出了近十個香水系列。
Do you exclusively wear your own perfume?

您只用自己的香水嗎？
I'd say, like, 99.9% of the time, yes.

我想說，99.9%的情況下，是的。
Would you say it's the best perfume you've ever used?

你覺得這是你用過的最好的香水嗎？
I have my favorites, but, yeah.

我有我的最愛，但是，是的。
I would say that.

我會這麼說。
Mm-hmm.

嗯
Truthful.

實事求是。
Ariana, who is the best-smelling celebrity you've ever met?

阿麗亞娜，你見過的最香的名人是誰？
You.

你
Us.

我們
That's the fun thing.

這就是樂趣所在。
We both waft down the hall so we can tell when one is coming to set.

我們都在大廳裡飄來飄去，這樣就能知道什麼時候會有人來拍攝。
No one even has to check or ask.

甚至無需檢查或詢問。
It says, not yourself and not me.

它說，不是你自己，也不是我。
I've never met anyone else.

我從未見過其他人。
Okay.

好的
This is it.

就是這裡
She's being truthful.

她說的是實話。
She's being truthful.

她說的是實話。
That's it.

就是這樣。
That's it.

就是這樣。
In his lie detector test, Troye Sivan said that you were one of his favorite collaborators of all time.

在測謊中，特洛耶-西萬說你是他最喜歡的合作者之一。
You've collaborated with so many legends.

您與眾多傳奇人物合作過。
Do you think you could choose your favorite?

你認為你能選出自己的最愛嗎？
Was it this person?

是這個人嗎？
Mariah is the queen of my life.

瑪麗亞是我生命中的女王。
I think I have to say you.

我想我不得不說你。
Why did I know you were going to say that?

我怎麼知道你會這麼說？
Because it's like, this is a very unique thing that we got to do.

因為這就像是，我們要做的一件非常獨特的事情。
And singing face-to-face together and hearing your voice in my ears, my raw ears, and your raw voice, is like the best thing that's ever happened to me in my life.

一起面對面唱歌，聽著你的聲音在我耳邊響起，我生澀的耳朵，還有你生澀的聲音，就像是我生命中發生過的最美好的事情。
I mean, obviously Mariah, but obviously you.

我的意思是，顯然是瑪麗亞，但顯然是你。
Can't we have a tie?

就不能打個平手嗎？
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
I know.

我知道
You will make me cry.

你會讓我哭的
It's the truth.

這是事實。
Is there anyone you haven't yet collaborated with that you want to?

有什麼人是你還沒有合作過但又想合作的？
Is it this person?

是這個人嗎？
Oh my goodness!

我的天啊
But haven't you collaborated?

但你們沒有合作過嗎？
Well, we have secretly collaborated.

好吧，我們已經祕密合作了。
We sang every song in the Great American Songbook together.

我們一起演唱了《美國大歌集》中的每一首歌。
This is true.

這是事實。
Every day.

每一天
You once said you're not easily embarrassed.

你曾經說過你不容易尷尬。
Do you still stand by that?

你還堅持這一點嗎？
I think I meant when I said that I was talking about when I was young, a young girl.

我想我的意思是，我說的是我年輕的時候，一個年輕的女孩。
Like when I was young, I used to not be very embarrassable because I was just like, you know,

就像我年輕的時候，我並不覺得尷尬，因為我就像，你知道的、
I think it was when I was younger that I meant.

我想這是我年輕時的意思。
Have you ever watched an old interview of yours and cringed?

你是否曾在觀看自己的一次舊採訪時感到畏縮？
Oh, absolutely.

哦，當然。
And I'll do that with this one.

這次我也會這麼做。
I'm sure.

我確定
Absolutely.

當然可以。
What about your past performances?

你過去的表演如何？
Cursed.

詛咒
Cursed?

被詛咒？
Yeah.

是啊
Leave it.

別管它。
Where, why does everything have to be there forever, you know?

為什麼所有的東西都要永遠存在？
But like in a loving way.

但要以一種充滿愛的方式。
Like I embrace, I celebrate what once was.

就像我擁抱，我讚美曾經的一切。
But wow.

但是
Ho, you know?

你知道嗎？
What emotion comes up when you see this?

看到這裡，你會產生什麼情緒？
Oh my goodness!

我的天啊
We look like babies.

我們看起來像嬰兒。
Where are we?

我們在哪裡？
I have no idea.

我也不知道。
I actually think it's very sweet.

事實上，我覺得這很貼心。
I had a really hard time in the beginning with my red hair.

一開始，我的紅髮很難打理。
And I think I felt very pretty.

我覺得自己很漂亮。
Oh, this day.

哦，這一天。
Shit!

媽的
Okay.

好的
Yes, this was before I learned that I should have straight eyebrows and not Satan's arch.

是的，這是在我知道我應該有筆直的眉毛而不是撒旦的眉弓之前。
So this was before that and this was two noses ago for Frankie.

所以這是在那之前的事，對弗蘭基來說，這是兩個鼻子之前的事。
So it's beautiful.

太美了
And my brother was there for support and for us to go on a red carpet together when we had no idea what it even was or what anything was.

我哥哥在一旁支持我們，讓我們一起走上紅地毯，而我們甚至不知道那是什麼，也不知道那是什麼。
But it's emotional to see.

但看到這一幕，我還是很激動。
You have an album called Dangerous Woman.

你有一張名為《危險女人》的專輯。
Can I ask you some rapid fire dangerous questions?

我能問你幾個危險的快速問題嗎？
Holy, yeah.

我的天啊
Do you think the moon landing was fake?

你認為登月是假的嗎？
Jesus Christ!

耶穌基督
What do you take me for?

你把我當成什麼了？
No?

不是嗎？
No!

不
Inconclusive.

不確定。
That's not a saying.

這不是一句諺語。
That's hilarious.

太搞笑了
That's hilarious.

太搞笑了
Do you think the moon landing is fake?

你認為登月是假的嗎？
No, not until now.

沒有，直到現在。
Not until Stephanie puts that in me.

除非斯蒂芬妮把那個放進我身體裡。
But, you know, we've been there.

但是，你知道，我們也經歷過。
The machine is showing deception.

機器在展示欺騙。
You don't believe it.

你不會相信的。
That is hilarious.

太搞笑了
Do you think the earth is actually flat?

你認為地球真的是平的嗎？
No!

不
She may be telling the truth.

她說的可能是實話。
What in the fuck do you think I am?

你他媽以為我是誰啊？
Do you want to try asking her again?

你想再問問她嗎？
Okay, do you think the earth is actually flat?

好吧，你認為地球真的是平的嗎？
No!

不
The earth is round.

地球是圓的
I think you were still thinking about the moon landing when you asked this.

我覺得你問這個問題的時候還在想登月的事。
Yeah, I'm thinking about a lot of things.

是啊，我在想很多事情。
Is the Illuminati real?

光照派是真的嗎？
I don't know.

我不知道。
She is being truthful.

她說的是實話。
Do you believe in aliens?

你相信外星人嗎？
Yes.

是的。
What about ghosts?

鬼魂呢？
Yes.

是的。
You seem popular in our film.

你在我們的電影裡似乎很受歡迎。
Did you ever get any work done to make yourself feel more popular?

你有沒有為了讓自己更受歡迎而做過什麼工作？
To my face? To physical appearance?

對我的臉嗎？外貌？
Yes, I'm going to ask all the questions.

是的，我要問所有的問題。
Oh, thank goodness.

謝天謝地
Did you get your nose done?

你做了鼻子整形手術嗎？
No.

不
Did you get a boob job?

你隆胸了嗎？
No.

不
Did you get a facelift?

你整容了嗎？
Can you imagine? No, not yet.

你能想象嗎？不，還不能。
I'm open.

我是開放的。
Truthful.

實事求是。
Wait, and go back to the other one. Nose lift.

等一下，再回到另一個。鼻子抬起來
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
There we go.

好了
This is the best day of my life.

這是我一生中最美好的一天。
Okay.

好的
Take that, you YouTube people.

接招吧，YouTube 上的人們。
Ready?

準備好了嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Did you get a fox eye lift?

你做了狐狸眼提升術嗎？
No, but I discovered it through people who thought I did and I said thank you.

沒有，但我是通過那些認為我有的人發現它的，我說了聲謝謝。
Yeah.

是啊
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
There we go.

好了
What about a chin implant?

隆下巴怎麼樣？
How do they do that?

他們是怎麼做到的？
No.

不
I've had fillers in various places and Botox, but I stopped like four years ago.

我在不同部位做過填充手術，也打過肉毒桿菌，但大概四年前就停止了。
This we know, yeah.

這我們都知道
And that is the extent.

這就是程度。
But also, like, in full support of all people who do these things.

但同時，也全力支持所有做這些事情的人。
Work.

工作。
Whatever makes women, men, non-gender conforming people feel beautiful should be allowed.

只要能讓女性、男性、非性別人士感到美麗，就應該被允許。
Why do we care?

我們為什麼要關心？
Anyway, what's next?

接下來呢？
I want to keep going.

我想繼續前進。
Keep bringing more.

繼續帶來更多。
Ari, have you gone to BBL?

阿里，你去了 BBL 嗎？
Get the fuck out of here.

給我滾出去
Yes.

是的。
She's being deceptive.

她在欺騙我。
Of course, yes.

當然，是的。
Would you?

你會嗎？
I should go back.

我應該回去。
I'll get more.

我會得到更多。
No.

不
No, that wouldn't work for me.

不，這對我沒用。
I don't think that's my thing.

我不認為那是我的專長。
No.

不
And I'm okay with that, you know?

我對此沒意見，你知道嗎？
Yeah.

是啊
Ariana, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

阿麗亞娜，你是好女巫還是壞女巫？
Ooh, complicated question.

哦，複雜的問題。
Kind of the story of the film.

這就是影片的故事。
I think there's no such thing as a good witch or a bad witch.

我認為沒有好女巫和壞女巫之分。
I think we're all multi-dimensional, beautiful, complex beings that have goodness and wickedness within them.

我認為我們都是多元的、美麗的、複雜的生命體，內心有善有惡。
Final question.

最後一個問題。
Oh.

哦。
Did you lie at any point during the lie detector test and we didn't catch you?

在測謊過程中，你是否說過謊話，而我們沒有發現？
No.

不
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
There you go.

這就對了。
This was the best day of my life.

這是我一生中最美好的一天。
Well done.

幹得好
Yay.

耶
I've wanted this for so long.

我想要這個已經很久了。
Are you ready for this?

你準備好了嗎？
I don't know.

我不知道。
I mean, technically this goes with my outfit, I will say.

我的意思是，從技術上講，這和我的衣服很搭。
Cynthia.

辛西婭
Yes.

是的。
I'm going to ask you a few questions to get a baseline.

我要問你幾個問題，以瞭解基本情況。
Please answer honestly.

請如實回答。
Is your name Cynthia Erivo?

你叫辛西婭-埃裡沃嗎？
Yes, but I have many other names in between.

是的，但我還有很多其他名字。
What are they?

它們是什麼？
Stunning.

令人驚歎
Perpetua also, because that's my confirmation name.

佩爾佩圖阿也是，因為那是我的確認名字。
Confirmation.

確認。
Yes.

是的。
Are you from London, England?

你來自英國倫敦嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Are you ready to take the lie detector test?

你準備好接受測謊了嗎？
I have no idea.

我也不知道。
We are ready.

我們準備好了。
The machine has been calibrated.

機器已校準。
Okay.

好的
Let's get started.

讓我們開始吧。
Okay.

好的
You've won an Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony for your performance in Broadway's The Color Purple.

您曾因在百老匯歌劇《紫色》中的表演獲得艾美獎、格萊美獎和託尼獎。
Are you aware that you are one award away from an EGOT?

您知道您離 EGOT 只差一個獎項了嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Do you know where all of your awards are right now?

你知道你所有的獎項現在都在哪裡嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Where are they?

他們在哪裡？
They're in my office.

它們在我的辦公室裡
On my bookshelf.

在我的書架上
Be honest.

要誠實。
Is there such a thing as a fun awards show?

有這麼好玩的頒獎典禮嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Truly.

真的
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
The Tonys are usually my favorite.

託尼獎通常是我的最愛。
It feels like I get to meet up with all the friends I haven't seen for a long time, and theater's where I started, so that's always really fun to be at.

這讓我感覺能與許久未見的朋友們相聚，而劇院是我的起點，所以在這裡總是非常有趣。
Is hosting an awards show the worst possible gig?

主持頒獎典禮是最糟糕的工作嗎？
No.

不
I really want to do it.

我真的很想這麼做。
Oh, you do?

哦，是嗎？
Yes.

是的。
That was my next question.

這是我的下一個問題。
Oh.

哦。
Yeah.

是啊
Fabulous.

好極了
I'd love to host the Tonys at some point.

我很想在某個時候主持託尼獎頒獎典禮。
Let's do it.

開始吧
Was that the truth?

這是事實嗎？
Truthful.

實事求是。
Is Defying Gravity the hardest song you've ever had to sing?

挑戰地心引力》是你唱過的最難的一首歌嗎？
No.

不
What is?

是什麼？
I'm here.

我在這裡
Vocally or emotionally?

是聲音上還是情感上？
Both.

兩者都是
I'm going to be the Capricorn that's going to be very, very controlled, freaky, and be like, did I tell you?

我將成為一個非常、非常有控制力、怪異的摩羯座，就像，我告訴過你嗎？
Am I singing?

我在唱歌嗎？
Yeah.

是啊
Having Stephanie there is very...

有斯蒂芬妮在那裡是非常...
Reassuring.

讓人放心。
It's nice.

很不錯。
Yeah.

是啊
I think I may have delivered most of the thing to them.

我想我可能已經把大部分東西交給他們了。
Okay.

好的
You said in 2021, in an interview, that this person gave you the best advice.

你在 2021 年接受採訪時說，這個人給了你最好的建議。
Yes.

是的。
The best advice is that you're allowed to say no.

最好的建議是，你可以說 "不"。
Would you ever say no to her?

你會拒絕她嗎？
I'm not sure.

我不確定。
Nine times out of 10, I'm probably going to say yes.

十有八九，我可能會答應。
Even if the advice is, you should say no.

即使建議是，你也應該拒絕。
I would go yes.

我會去的。
What if she asked you to rob a bank?

如果她讓你去搶銀行呢？
I would probably say yes.

我可能會說是的。
Fine.

很好
Am I telling the truth?

我說的是實話嗎？
Truthful.

實事求是。
What's up?

怎麼了？
Let's go.

我們走吧
Would you ask me to be your accomplice?

你會讓我做你的同謀嗎？
No.

不
Why?

為什麼？
Because I think you would freak out.

因為我覺得你會抓狂的。
Why would I freak out?

我為什麼要抓狂？
I love a mission.

我喜歡任務
You do love a mission.

你確實喜歡任務
Actually, you know what?

事實上，你知道嗎？
I can come in the car.

我可以上車
You know what?

你知道嗎？
I'm going to take that back.

我收回這句話。
I'll hold your gummies.

我幫你拿軟糖
Your vitamin gummies.

你的維生素軟糖
I know that you're down.

我知道你很沮喪。
I'm down.

我倒下了
I'm down as fuck.

我他媽的倒下了
You are.

你是
I might not do much.

我可能做不了什麼。
That's actually for real.

這是真的。
But I'll be there for you.

但我會支持你的
You will.

您將
Okay.

好的
Fine.

很好
Okay, I'll be there.

好的，我會去的
Yeah.

是啊
Let's go.

我們走吧
You have performed many live concerts in your career.

在您的職業生涯中，您曾多次舉辦現場音樂會。
Have you ever forgotten lyrics while on stage?

您在舞臺上忘記過歌詞嗎？
Absolutely.

當然可以。
What song?

什麼歌？
I think I forgot lyrics in Don't Rain on My Parade.

我想我忘了《別在我的遊行上下雨》中的歌詞。
That was interesting.

這很有趣。
I don't think it matters when you sound like that.

我覺得你這樣說並不重要。
Thanks.

謝謝。
You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？
Yeah.

是啊
Thank you.

謝謝。
Have you ever...

你有沒有...
Oh, come on.

得了吧
We know the answer to this.

我們知道答案。
Have you ever considered phoning it in and lip syncing?

你有沒有考慮過 "假唱 "和 "對口型"？
Never.

從來沒有
Yeah, no.

是啊，沒有。
It really upsets me.

我真的很不高興。
I'm really...

我真的...
And I don't actually think I'm good at it.

實際上，我覺得自己並不擅長這個。
I can't convey what I want to convey if I'm lip syncing.

如果我脣齒相依，就無法表達我想表達的東西。
Of course not.

當然不是。
And I think it's a real skill.

我認為這是一項真正的技能。
I just don't think I have it.

我只是覺得我沒有。
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
That is a silly question.

這是一個愚蠢的問題。
That is silly.

這太愚蠢了。
Moving on.

繼續前進。
Do you still get nervous before a show?

演出前你還會緊張嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Have you...

你...
Ooh.

哦
Has any actor or singer left you starstruck?

有沒有哪位演員或歌手讓您為之傾倒？
Kendrick Lamar.

肯德里克-拉馬爾
He left me starstruck.

他讓我如痴如醉。
I thought he was exquisite.

我覺得他很精緻。
She's being truthful.

她說的是實話。
We've been traveling a lot together recently.

我們最近經常一起旅行。
Would you consider yourself a good traveler?

你認為自己是一個優秀的旅行者嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Do you have any bizarre travel superstitions?

您有什麼奇怪的旅行迷信嗎？
Not superstitions.

不是迷信。
I have, like, things that I like to do before I travel and things that I like to take with me when I'm traveling.

我有喜歡在旅行前做的事情，也有喜歡在旅行時帶上的東西。
But no superstitions.

但不能迷信。
When we get to our hotel rooms, do you have any weird habits?

到了酒店房間，你有什麼奇怪的習慣嗎？
I don't think it's a weird habit.

我不認為這是一個奇怪的習慣。
I unpack and move in.

我打開行李，搬了進去。
Yes.

是的。
Even if it's for a day.

哪怕是一天。
Yeah.

是啊
I'm moving in.

我要搬進來
Do you clean the whole room before you touch anything?

在接觸任何東西之前，你會先打掃整個房間嗎？
No.

不
Will you stay on the 13th floor?

你會住在 13 樓嗎？
What's the 13th floor?

13 樓是什麼？
I don't fucking know.

我他媽不知道
I'm staying on the 13th floor.

我住在 13 樓。
If the room is good on the 13th floor, I'm staying on the 13th floor.

如果 13 樓的房間好，我就住 13 樓。
Yeah.

是啊
I'm dying.

我要死了
We're good.

我們很好
Yeah.

是啊
So you once ran a half marathon and then performed in two Broadway shows the same night.

你曾經跑過半程馬拉松，然後在同一天晚上在百老匯演出了兩場。
Yes.

是的。
Are you sure you're human?

你確定你是人類嗎？
No.

不
Truthful.

實事求是。
Do you ever have extremely lazy days after days like that?

在這樣的日子之後，你有沒有過特別懶散的日子？
Not really.

其實不然。
What is the longest you've binge-watched something in a day?

您在一天內狂熱觀看的最長時間是多久？
The longest?

最長的？
As in hours?

以小時計算？
Yeah, like in a day.

是啊，就像在一天之內。
I mean, I've watched something for a whole day, but sometimes it's just on in the background.

我的意思是，我已經看了一整天的東西，但有時它只是在後臺播放。
I have a couple of hours where I'm alert and paying attention, but I've watched a series in a day.

我有幾個小時會保持警覺並專心致志，但我在一天內已經看完了一個系列。
What series?

什麼系列？
Gossip Girl.

緋聞女孩
Absolutely.

當然可以。
Old school version.

老式版本。
Yes.

是的。
Yeah.

是啊
You recently celebrated the 120th anniversary of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts with this person.

您最近與此人一起慶祝了英國皇家戲劇藝術學院成立 120 週年。
Yes.

是的。
Were you nervous to meet him?

見到他時緊張嗎？
No.

不
Did you curtsy?

你行屈膝禮了嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Did you practice your curtsy?

你練習行屈膝禮了嗎？
No.

不
Inconclusive.

不確定。
Did I?

有嗎？
Well, you know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？
It's because I didn't practice, but they kept talking about it, so they made us do a curtsy so they could see it.

這是因為我沒有練習，但他們一直在說，所以他們讓我們行屈膝禮，好讓他們看到。
But I knew how to curtsy because I've done it a thousand times before.

但我知道如何行屈膝禮，因為我已經行過無數次了。
I curtsy during my shows.

我在表演時會行屈膝禮。
That's how I bow.

我就是這樣鞠躬的。
Did you watch back your curtsy to make sure you did it correctly?

你有沒有回看你的屈膝禮，以確保你做得正確？
No.

不
Is there even a video of the curtsy?

有沒有行屈膝禮的視頻？
No.

不
Have you ever misspoke at a high-stakes event like that?

你在這樣的高風險活動中說過錯話嗎？
I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。
I can't see it.

我看不到。
No.

不
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
Okay.

好的
Cynthia, you are a Capricorn and like to follow the world of astrology, yes?

辛西婭，你是摩羯座，喜歡關注占星世界，是嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Occasionally.

偶爾
Would you say you exhibit a lot of Capricorn traits?

你覺得自己有很多摩羯座的特徵嗎？
Absolutely.

當然可以。
So you consider yourself ambitious?

你認為自己雄心勃勃？
Yes.

是的。
A trailblazer?

開拓者？
Yes.

是的。
Mischievous?

調皮？
Yes.

是的。
Would you say you are a woman who demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T?

你會說自己是一個要求 R-E-S-P-E-C-T 的女人嗎？
You know what?

你知道嗎？
Yeah.

是啊
Do you know what my astrology chart is?

你知道我的星盤是什麼嗎？
I didn't research it.

我沒研究過。
By heart.

用心
Come on.

來吧
Pisces, yes.

雙魚座，是的。
I'm kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm kidding.

我開玩笑的。
I'm joking.

我開玩笑的。
I should have researched it.

我應該好好研究一下。
I really wanted to, too.

我也很想。
We have each other on CoStar.

我們在 CoStar 上互相有聯繫。
Yes.

是的。
But I don't know what anything says.

但我不知道上面寫了什麼。
But I wanted to research it.

但我想研究一下。
I wanted to look for it.

我想找找看。
Actually, this is a Capricorn coming through.

實際上，這是摩羯座的人要來了。
Mike, I'm Capricorn rising.

邁克，我是摩羯座上升。
That I didn't know, actually.

其實我也不知道。
That's good.

很好
Yeah.

是啊
Can we do some rapid fire questions?

我們能快速提問嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Do you think the moon landing was fake?

你認為登月是假的嗎？
No, I don't.

不，我沒有。
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
What was I then?

那時我是什麼？
I don't think it was fucking fake either.

我也不認為那是他媽的假的。
I think that video, you don't think that video was a little like, you know.

我覺得那段視頻，你不覺得有點像嗎？
No, I've never ever questioned it.

不，我從未質疑過。
Because so many people have been to the moon since then.

因為從那時起，已經有很多人登上過月球。
But that's what I'm saying.

但這就是我要說的。
But then why aren't there more videos like that?

那為什麼沒有更多這樣的視頻呢？
I don't know.

我不知道。
But I don't think it's fake, though.

但我不認為這是假的。
I don't think it is either.

我也不這麼認為。
Am I gullible?

我容易受騙嗎？
I don't know why Stephanie fucked me up like that.

我不知道斯蒂芬妮為什麼把我搞成這樣。
She really got me.

她真的騙到我了
Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊
The whole world's going to think that I think that.

全世界都會認為我是這麼想的。
No.

不
And I'm from Florida.

我來自佛羅里達州。
You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？
No.

不
This is a nightmare.

這簡直就是一場噩夢。
This is a nightmare.

這簡直就是一場噩夢。
Listen, half of the world thinks that it didn't happen.

聽著，世界上有一半的人認為這一切並沒有發生。
Some of the world thinks it did.

世界上有些人認為是這樣。
But I think it happened.

但我認為它發生了。
You're missing the point.

你沒抓住重點。
I know it happened.

我知道發生過。
It's OK.

沒關係。
Let me help.

讓我來幫你。
Ariana Grande believes that the moon landing is real.

阿麗亞娜-格蘭德相信登月是真的。
Of course I do.

我當然知道。
It happened.

它發生了。
This is just a machine thing.

這只是機器的問題。
OK?

行嗎？
She believes what I believe.

她相信我所相信的。
All right.

好的
Do you think the Earth is actually flat?

你認為地球真的是平的嗎？
The Earth is flat?

地球是平的嗎？
No.

不
Is the Illuminati real?

光照派是真的嗎？
I think they are.

我認為他們是。
Do you know?

你知道嗎？
No.

不
I don't know anyone in there.

我不認識裡面的任何人。
Does she know?

她知道嗎？
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
Don't you even think that that's because I'm a part of it?

難道你不認為這是因為我也是其中一員嗎？
Because I know some of you are going to do that nonsense.

因為我知道你們中的一些人會這麼做。
OK?

行嗎？
I wish we had more time.

我希望我們有更多的時間。
Yes.

是的。
Here with Stephanie, but also on Earth.

這裡有斯蒂芬妮，但也有地球。
Yeah.

是啊
Anyway, do you believe in aliens?

總之，你相信外星人嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Do you believe in ghosts?

你相信有鬼嗎？
Yes.

是的。
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

你是好女巫還是壞女巫？
I think I'm a combination of both.

我想我是兩者的結合體。
Because that's what makes us human.

因為這就是我們的人性。
Yeah.

是啊
I think that's what makes us interesting.

我認為這正是我們的有趣之處。
You're more good than bad.

你的優點比缺點多。
Like, I think you're more good than bad.

比如，我覺得你的優點比缺點多。
We love you.

我們愛你
I love you.

我愛你
That made me emotional.

這讓我很激動。
I don't know why.

我也不知道為什麼。
Because, you know, we see it in each other.

因為，你知道，我們在對方身上看到了這一點。
We see the truth.

我們看到了真相。
Yeah.

是啊
Right, Steph?

對吧，斯蒂芬？
Correct.

正確。
OK, final question.

好吧，最後一個問題。
Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?

在測謊過程中，你是否說過謊話，而我們沒有發現？
No.

不
She's telling the truth.

她說的是實話。
Great work, ladies.

幹得好，女士們。
Yay.

耶
Yay.

耶
Yay.

耶
I think we did fucking great.

我覺得我們幹得真他媽不錯。
That was excellent.

說得太好了。
Thank you.

謝謝。