Welcome to the Dueling Club, everyone.

大家好，歡迎來到決鬥俱樂部。

Harry.

哈利

Speaking of magic.

說到魔法

In light of your inevitable doom as Hogwarts students, we'll be using this time to teach you all how to die gracefully.

鑑於你們作為霍格沃茨學生不可避免的厄運，我們將利用這段時間教你們如何優雅地死去。

Who would like to go first?

誰想先走？

Ah, yes, Miss Weasley.

啊，是的，韋斯萊小姐。

Come on up, but try not to say anything stupid.

上來吧，但儘量別說傻話。

A Weasley's mouth has a chamber of secrets.

韋斯萊的嘴巴里藏著祕密。

Best left closed.

最好不要打開。

Amen.

阿門

Who else?

還有誰？

I'll go.

我去

And you are?

你呢？

I'm Moira Rackhower.

我是莫伊拉-拉克豪爾

I'm not a Hogwarts student.

我不是霍格沃茨的學生。

I'm just here visiting my aunt.

我只是來探望我姑姑的

Which wizardry school did you attend?

你上的是哪所魔法學校？

I'm homeschooled.

我在家裡接受教育。

Oh, what does that even mean?

哦，這是什麼意思？

Why would you choose not to attend Hogwarts?

你為什麼選擇不去霍格沃茨上學？

Well, for one, homeschool has significantly higher survival rates.

首先，家庭教育的存活率要高得多。

Rubbish.

垃圾。

I've been cursed.

我被詛咒了

Oh, no.

哦，不

It's OK.

沒關係。

He's not a Gryffindor.

他不是格蘭芬多的人

All right, come on, Cheryl.

好吧，來吧，謝麗爾。

What do we do with him?

我們該拿他怎麼辦？

Oh, just shove him under the table.

哦，把他推到桌子下面去吧。

We'll solve that mystery in June.

我們將在 6 月份解開這個謎團。

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

瞧，這正是我要說的。

Plus, my parents wanted me to understand things like math and science.

此外，我的父母希望我瞭解數學和科學等知識。

What's math?

數學是什麼？

No, no, let's get on before we're all attacked by he who must not be named.

不，不，我們快走吧，免得被那個不知道名字的人攻擊。

Who?

誰？

He who must not be named.

不能透露姓名的人

My dad?

我爸爸？

No.

不

My mom?

我媽媽？

He who must not be named.

不能透露姓名的人

Oh, right, right, Dumbledore.

哦，對，對，鄧布利多。

For goodness sake, Voldemort!

看在上帝的份上，伏地魔

Don't say his name, child.

別提他的名字，孩子

Why?

為什麼？

As Shakespeare wrote, a rose by any other name.

正如莎士比亞所寫，"一朵玫瑰，別無其他名字"。

Oh, what's a Shakespeare?

哦，莎士比亞是什麼？

What's a rose?

玫瑰是什麼？

OK, OK.

好的，好的

Wardens at the ready.

獄警隨時待命

One, two, three.

一、二、三

Expedite Flippendous!

加速翻轉！

Oh, she's dead.

她死了

Two deaths in one class.

一個班死了兩個人

Ten more and I'll set a record.

再來十次，我就能創紀錄了。

Let me have a look at her.

讓我看看她

No, no, I'll take care of this.

不，不，我會處理好的。

She just needs a little magic.

她只需要一點魔法。

Stupify!

眩暈

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Everyone, cast your best spell on Ginny.

大家給金妮施最厲害的咒語吧

One of them is bound to help.

他們中一定有人會幫忙。

That's a terrible idea.

這是個糟糕的主意。

Expecto Patronum!

Expecto Patronum！

Eat slugs!

吃蛞蝓

Bippity boppity boo!

Bippity boppity boo！

That's not a spell.

那不是咒語

Oh, right, right, right.

哦，對對對

Avada Kedavra!

阿瓦達-凱達夫拉

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

對不起，對不起。

My dear boy.

我親愛的孩子

Crucio!

Crucio！

Stop, stop, all of you!

你們都給我站住

She's not dead, she just needs medical attention.

她沒死，只是需要治療。

More like a cry for attention.

更像是一種尋求關注的吶喊。

Gingers.

姜

She needs CPR.

她需要心肺復甦。

No one knows what you're saying.

沒人知道你在說什麼

Swab the mouth, tilt the head, hands over the sternum.

拭淨口腔，仰頭，雙手放在胸骨上。

What sort of dark magic is this?

這是什麼黑魔法？

She's alive, how?

她還活著，怎麼會？

She's a witch.

她是個女巫

We're all witches.

我們都是巫師

Yes, but not all of us are competent.

是的，但並不是所有人都能勝任。

What are you even saying?

你到底在說什麼？

Yeah.

是啊

Well done, Miss Raccardo.

幹得好，拉卡多小姐。

Thank you.

謝謝。

I hope all of you will see the value in learning something other than magic.

我希望你們都能看到學習魔法以外的其他知識的價值。

Nope.

沒有。

I don't feel well.

我感覺不舒服。

She needs to rest and elevate her legs.

她需要休息並抬高雙腿。

Allow me.

請允許我

Wingardium Crucio!

Wingardium Crucio！

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哦！