Isn't that the koala who threw you out of his limo?

那不是把你從豪華轎車裡扔出來的考拉嗎？

That guy's a butt.

那傢伙是個混蛋

Well, yeah, I don't like him personally, but I still like his videos.

是的，我個人並不喜歡他，但我還是喜歡他的視頻。

Just watch.

看著吧

Mew!

擢！

Blub-blub-blub-blub-blub.

噗--噗--噗--噗--噗

That's so cute, right?

很可愛吧？

Yeah, actually, that wasn't bad.

是啊，其實還不錯。

What's that one on the side there?

邊上那個是什麼？

Um, hmm, I don't know. Let's see.

嗯，嗯，我不知道。讓我想想

Epic blow-up.

史詩般的爆炸

Epic blow-up.

史詩般的爆炸

Good morning, Internet.

早上好，互聯網。

Have I got the scoop for you!

我有獨家新聞要告訴你！

Internet superstar Nom Nom blows up at fans when a book signing gets a little out of hand.

網絡巨星諾姆-諾姆（Nom Nom）在籤售會上對粉絲大打出手。

Boom! Chapter's gone! You're welcome!

轟！章節已刪除！不客氣

Oh, my gosh. Jeez.

我的天啊天啊

Looks like our favorite koala isn't quite as cute as we thought he was.

看來，我們最喜歡的考拉並不像我們想象的那麼可愛。

Well, I don't even think I need to explain myself.

好吧，我想我甚至不需要解釋自己。

I was totally in the right, and...

我是完全正確的，而且...

Wait, who laughed? Who's laughing at me?

等等，誰笑了？誰在笑我？

Are you laughing at me?!

你在笑我嗎？

Nom-nom, no one...

Nom-nom，沒有人...

This response video went up on Nom Nom's channel just last night.

就在昨晚，Nom Nom 頻道上出現了這段迴應視頻。

Well, I keep hearing the word diva thrown around, but that's just not true.

我一直聽到有人說我是 "天后"，但事實並非如此。

I've got responsibilities like everyone else.

我和其他人一樣有責任。

Oh, looks like it's time to feed my pets.

哦，看來該餵我的寵物了。

Good doggie.

好狗狗

I think it's clear that our favorite marsupial's career...

很明顯，我們最喜愛的有袋動物的職業生涯...

Ah, go away!

啊，走開！

...is all washed up.

......被洗得乾乾淨淨。

That's it for today. Don't forget to like, comment, favorite...

今天就到這裡。別忘了點贊、評論、收藏...

Ugh, enough. This is terrible.

唉，夠了。太可怕了

Poor guy. He just wanted to make great art.

可憐的傢伙他只是想創造偉大的藝術。

Pitfalls of being a creative genius.

成為創意天才的陷阱

Oh, that's probably the thing I ordered.

哦，那可能是我訂的東西。

It's this really cool RC helicopter, and it flies really high, and it has little blinky lights.

這架遙控直升機很酷，飛得很高，還有閃閃發光的小燈。

Hey, was it in my package?

嘿，是在我的包裹裡嗎？

Where is it?

在哪裡？

It's rude to shut the door on the mailman, you know?

對郵差關門很不禮貌，你知道嗎？

Uh, hey, friend?

呃，嘿，朋友？

Do you remember me?

你還記得我嗎？

Oh, my gosh. It's Nom Nom.

哦，天哪，是 Nom Nom。

What's he doing here?

他在這裡做什麼？

I was, uh, you know, just in the area, and I thought, hey, why not stop by and say hi since all my other friends are gone and my job and one minute he got it all.

我當時，呃，你知道，就在這附近，我想，既然我的其他朋友都走了，我的工作也不在了，為什麼不順便過來打個招呼呢？

What am I now?

我現在是什麼？