Woooo!

嗚嗚嗚

Hey yo! It's the Clo Bro, your favorite internet coworker.

嘿喲！我是克羅兄弟，你最喜歡的網絡同事。

Girl, I just got an email from LinkedIn inviting me to their headquarters.

姑娘，我剛收到 LinkedIn 邀請我去他們總部的郵件。

Like, I don't know what this is, but the email says, this will be on March 31st at Mountain View.

比如，我不知道這是什麼，但郵件上說，這將於 3 月 31 日在山景城舉行。

We're gonna do a roundtable discussion, an office tour, free lunch, and of course, meeting other LinkedIn creators.

我們將進行圓桌討論，參觀辦公室，享用免費午餐，當然還將與其他 LinkedIn 創建者會面。

Yeah! It's my first time being invited to, like, a creator-type thing, so come with me!

是啊 Yeah！這是我第一次受邀參加創作者類的活動，跟我來吧！

I gotta pack. I gotta pick out my outfit for the office.

我得收拾行李。我得為辦公室挑選行頭

Like, I don't know who in tech knows how to dress themselves anymore because I certainly am rusty.

比如，我不知道科技界有誰還會打扮自己，因為我肯定已經生疏了。

But I'm booking my flight earlier to land in San Francisco so I can meet up with one of my girlfriends.

不過，我要提前訂機票，以便在舊金山著陸，這樣我就能和我的一個女朋友見面了。

Then I'm gonna Uber down to Mountain View and I'm gonna crash with my friend, Alice.

然後我打車去山景城 和我的朋友愛麗絲住在一起

And then I gotta get up at the buttcrack of dawn and meet with my friend, Nicole, from college for coffee.

然後，我還得在黎明時分起床，和大學同學妮可一起喝咖啡。

And then I'll be at the LinkedIn headquarters!

然後我會去 LinkedIn 總部！

Let's go together! Woooo!

我們一起走吧嗚嗚嗚

It's 7.20 a.m. and the sun is bright in Mountain View today.

現在是早上 7 點 20 分，山景城今天陽光明媚。

I got really excited last night and I couldn't fall asleep because you know how, like, in school, the day before a field trip, you get so excited you don't really sleep?

昨晚我非常興奮，卻怎麼也睡不著，因為你知道，在學校裡，郊遊的前一天，你會興奮得睡不著覺。

That's how I felt like.

這就是我的感覺。

But I don't know why I'm so excited.

但我不知道自己為什麼這麼激動。

I'm literally going to a tech office.

我真的要去技術辦公室了。

Anyways, gotta get ready.

總之，我得去準備了。

So excited! Let's go!

太激動了我們走吧

Hi!

你好！

I'm walking now to my Uber.

我現在走路去打車。

I'm late to my friend for breakfast and she doesn't like it when I'm late.

我和朋友吃早餐時遲到了，她不喜歡我遲到。

Oh, he's here!

哦，他來了

7.30 a.m.

上午 7 時 30 分

I'm just here for the thots.

我只是來找茬的。

Hello! I am on the LinkedIn campus. I'm trying to find my building.

您好！我在 LinkedIn 校園。我正在找我的大樓。

Totally forgot what it's like being on a tech campus in South Bay, but it's so big.

完全忘了南灣的科技園區是什麼樣子，但它太大了。

I've actually never been here before. I haven't been to an office in forever.

其實我以前從沒來過這裡。我已經很久沒來辦公室了。

I mean, I guess I went to the Discord office, but like, it's different.

我的意思是，我想我去了 Discord 辦公室，但那不一樣。

Ah, it's so pretty.

啊，真漂亮。

8.30 a.m.

上午 8 時 30 分

I took the bus.

我坐公車。

Found my visitor badge.

找到了我的訪客徽章

Uh, yeah, I needed to use the restroom.

嗯，是的，我想上廁所。

Thank God no one was here, if you know what I mean.

如果你明白我的意思，謝天謝地，這裡沒人。

I forgot what it's like using the restroom when you really have to in an office, and you really hope no one comes.

我都忘了在辦公室裡上廁所是什麼感覺了，如果你真的必須上廁所，你真的希望沒人會來。

Okay, I have this teammate.

好吧，我有這個隊友。

Teammate, I'm going back.

隊友，我要回去了。

Guess who's here?

猜猜誰來了？

My old co-worker, Maureen!

我的老同事莫琳

We used to work at like, this startup, and like, had a crazy life together.

我們以前在一家創業公司工作，一起過著瘋狂的生活。

Seriously, we went through a lot together.

說真的，我們一起經歷了很多。

We went through so much together, and now full circle.

我們一起經歷了這麼多，現在終於圓滿了。

She is working here, hosting me.

她在這裡工作，接待我。

Yeah, you're my creator!

是啊，你是我的創造者

Yay!

耶

What do you do, Maureen?

你是做什麼的，莫琳？

I focus on internal projects.

我主要負責內部項目。

Like what?

比如說？

Can you tell me? Is it confidential?

你能告訴我嗎？保密嗎？

No, I just focus on like, data, building internal tools, and data.

不，我只關注數據、建立內部工具和數據。

You can get like, stuff.

你可以得到喜歡的東西。

Maureen!

莫琳

Oh my God, Chloe!

天啊 克洛伊

Fruit, and cookies, and chips.

水果、餅乾和薯片

Nuts and fruit.

堅果和水果

Oh my God, I'm like Vanna White.

天哪，我就像範娜-懷特（Vanna White）。

Oh, Audrey!

哦，奧黛麗

Hello!

你好

Look at this, wow.

看看這個，哇

Are these like, professionals?

他們是專業人士嗎？

Discover Team.

發現團隊。

This is all us, right?

這就是我們，對嗎？

This is us.

這就是我們。

Thank you for being here, and also...

感謝您的光臨，同時...

Aw, thank you!

謝謝

There's Ash, Nick, and you said your name is Ross?

還有艾希、尼克，你說你叫羅斯？

Yeah, I'm Ross.

我是羅斯

You don't go by Mr. Corporate?

你不叫 "企業先生"？

I go by Corp, usually.

我通常都是靠公司。

Corp! That's awesome!

公司！太棒了

I need to find you on the internet.

我要在網上找到你。

Cloud.

雲

Cloudchase.

雲追

And actually, they spelled my name wrong, so...

實際上，他們把我的名字拼錯了，所以......

There's two L's, yeah.

有兩個L，是的。

Yeah, I know that.

是的，我知道。

We're literally trying to take pictures with the LinkedIn Cube.

我們正試著用 LinkedIn Cube 拍照。

I'm gonna put you down, so you get the behind-the-scenes footage, before we go off to lunch.

在我們去吃午飯之前 我先把你放下來 讓你看看幕後花絮

We're here!

我們在這裡

It's been so long since I've been to a tech cafeteria.

我已經很久沒有去過科技食堂了。

I forgot what it's like, and how fun it is to have different cuisines, and different stations.

我都忘了這是什麼感覺了，也忘了有不同的菜餚和不同的餐檯是多麼有趣。

And I feel like, you know, I live this life.

我覺得，你知道，我過著這樣的生活。

Why am I still so excited?

我怎麼還這麼激動？

Because it's sick!

因為它有病！

This is what makes me miss about going back to the office, for sure.

當然，這也是我懷念回到辦公室的原因。

This is where you write about stories of women in tech.

在這裡，你可以寫科技界女性的故事。

Yeah, so Julie started as a blog that used to feature different stories of women in tech that I met through LinkedIn, actually.

事實上，茱莉最初是一個博客，主要介紹我在 LinkedIn 上認識的科技女性的不同故事。

I feel really lucky to study, because in the Philippine programs, like, this is how they do this.

我覺得自己很幸運，因為在菲律賓的項目中，他們就是這樣學習的。

Yeah.

是啊

Because, like, a Filipina in tech, I don't see a lot of, like, sophistication representation as well.

因為，就像一個從事技術工作的菲律賓人一樣，我並沒有看到很多像這樣的成熟代表。

Yeah.

是啊

We're gonna go get pho.

我們去吃河粉

They have a pho-pho bar.

他們有一個 pho-pho 酒吧。

At LinkedIn.

在 LinkedIn。

And this building that we're in has a cafe on every single floor.

我們所在的這棟樓每一層都有一家咖啡館。

We're on the third floor right now.

我們現在在三樓。

There are four floors.

共有四層。

I forgot how cushy tech is.

我都忘了技術人員有多舒適了。

There's Totoro!

還有龍貓！

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

等等，等等，等等，等等！

Oh, it's so cute!

哦，太可愛了！

And I visited this Studio Ghibli store with my dad, because he's really into, like, Totoro, Spirited Away.

我和爸爸一起參觀了吉卜力工作室的商店，因為他非常喜歡《龍貓》和《千與千尋》。

Oh, I love it!

哦，我喜歡！

I just want to knock it off.

我只想把它打掉。

Hi!

你好！

Thank you for taking me.

謝謝你帶我走。

Oh, so, the venue.

哦，那麼，場地。

I was, like, wanting to have, like, 80K just for the venue.

我當時就想，光場地就得有 8 萬塊錢。

It's 3 PM.

現在是下午 3 點。

Back to work.

回去工作

I got some LinkedIn swag!

我得到了一些 LinkedIn 的禮品！

So, we'll see.

我們拭目以待。

I got a large, because I don't really like wearing things that fit.

我買的是大號的，因為我不太喜歡穿合身的衣服。

It's not even that large.

它甚至沒有那麼大。

LinkedIn!

LinkedIn！

Do I look like I work at LinkedIn?

我看起來像在 LinkedIn 工作嗎？

Look.

你看

All right.

好的

I gotta, like, figure out how I'm gonna fit this in my luggage, because I'm flying back in a few hours.

我得想想怎麼把這個放進行李箱 因為我幾小時後就要飛回去了

I gotta get some work done.

我得去工作了

Wow.

哇

This one.

這個

Look at these colors.

看看這些顏色。

How do you get a leaf like this?

你是怎麼得到這樣一片葉子的？

It's pretty!

真漂亮

Okay, I just learned that this is in the Monstera album, and it's worth a couple thousand.

好吧，我剛知道這是在 Monstera 專輯裡的，價值幾千塊。

Hold up, wait a minute.

等一下

Wow.

哇

So, this one's a four-of-ghost.

所以，這個是四鬼。

Yes.

是的。

All the new leaves are white.

所有的新葉都是白色的。

Beautiful.

真漂亮

And then, as it matures, it slowly turns green, like this one.

然後，隨著它的成熟，它會慢慢變成綠色，就像這個一樣。

This one's a pink princess.

這位是粉色公主。

A pink princess.

粉紅公主

I like that.

我喜歡這樣。

I like princess peach.

我喜歡公主桃。

And then, this one's a splendid.

然後，這個也很精彩。

A splendid.

精彩紛呈。

This one's a mix between varicosum and melanocrysum.

這種植物是變種和黑色素的混種。

Wow.

哇

Plant mama.

植物媽媽

I packed.

我打包好了

I'm gonna head out to dinner with Alice now, and then, I'm headed off to the airport.

我現在要去和愛麗絲吃晚飯 然後去機場

Then, I get home.

然後，我就回家了。

It's time to go.

該走了

We go to dinner!

我們去吃飯！

So, Alice introduced me to Amami Sushi, and they have $43 omakase.

於是，愛麗絲向我介紹了奄美壽司（Amami Sushi），他們有 43 美元的全套套餐。

Wait, what's your name?

等等，你叫什麼名字？

Tim, thank you.

蒂姆，謝謝你。

Tim, nice to meet you.

蒂姆，很高興見到你。

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你

Thank you for bringing me here, Alice.

謝謝你帶我來這裡，愛麗絲

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Omakase, okay?

Omakase, okay?

Enjoy.

請慢用

Thank you, Tim.

謝謝你，蒂姆。

Thank you.

謝謝。

It said, eat this, and then, eat this.

它說，吃這個，然後，吃這個。

Yeah.

是啊

Okay, I'm gonna try the first one.

好吧，我試試第一個。

Tasty.

美味。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

This place is bomb.

這地方簡直是炸彈。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

It's bomb.

是炸彈

I see why you come here.

我知道你為什麼來這裡了

Apparently, it's the best omakase in the bay.

顯然，這是海灣地區最棒的御酒燴。

I would have to agree.

我不得不同意。

It was so good.

太好吃了

Thank you for bringing me to Amami Sushi.

謝謝你帶我來奄美壽司。

Thank you for accompanying me.

感謝您的陪伴。

Now, I just gotta kill some time and go to the airport.

現在，我得去機場消磨時間了。

Yay!

耶

Hi, I am back in L.A.

嗨，我回到洛杉磯了。

And it is now catch up with glow.

而現在，它正煥發出新的光彩。

It's not couch time with glow because I'm not sitting at my couch.

這不是在沙發上發光的時間，因為我沒有坐在沙發上。

I'm actually sitting on a poof.

實際上，我正坐在一個噗噗上。

This is what it looks like.

看起來就是這樣。

I believe I owe y'all an explanation.

我想我欠你們一個解釋。

Explanation of how this whole thing came together.

解釋整件事的來龍去脈。

How was I invited to the LinkedIn headquarters for what thing is this?

我是怎麼被邀請到 LinkedIn 總部的？

I don't even know.

我都不知道。

But basically, I'm what they call a LinkedIn creator.

但基本上，我就是他們所說的 LinkedIn 創造者。

What does that mean?

這是什麼意思？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Do they know what that means?

他們知道這意味著什麼嗎？

They're probably working on it.

他們可能正在努力。

They did invite me to check out the LinkedIn headquarters and meet with the product team to talk about my workflow as a content creator, as well as my pain points, my needs, and my product feedback for LinkedIn.

他們確實邀請我去 LinkedIn 總部參觀，並與產品團隊會面，討論我作為內容創作者的工作流程，以及我的痛點、需求和我對 LinkedIn 的產品反饋。

And it was so interesting because I'm always the one on the other side.

這很有趣，因為我總是站在另一邊。

I'm the product manager bringing the users.

我是為用戶服務的產品經理。

I also used to be a partner manager, too, where I'd fly in other creators and do a whole creator day thing.

我也曾是一名合夥人經理，我會讓其他創作者飛過來，開展整個創作者日活動。

So it was super surreal being on this side of the table, visiting the team and meeting all these other really cool, nice, professional content creators made me really think about what kind of creator I want to be, especially on LinkedIn.

是以，站在桌子的這一邊，參觀團隊，結識所有這些很酷、很好、很專業的內容創作者，真是超現實，讓我真正思考了我想成為什麼樣的創作者，尤其是在 LinkedIn 上。

Like I know that LinkedIn is a place where you post about what job you got and when you leave jobs and like,

就像我知道 LinkedIn 是一個你發佈自己得到了什麼工作、何時離職等資訊的地方、

I don't really enjoy sifting through the LinkedIn feed.

我不太喜歡瀏覽 LinkedIn 上的資訊。

So I really hope that I could create content that brings out the emotions of what it's like being a working professional.

是以，我真的希望自己能創作出一些內容，讓人們感受到作為一名職業人士的情感。

I feel like besides changing jobs, there are just so many stories that happen on a day-to-day that we don't really talk about and it's not really covered either.

我覺得除了換工作，還有很多日常發生的故事我們並沒有談論，也沒有被報道。

And we always hear stories of famous CEOs and billionaires or actors and artists, but the everyday working professional,

我們總能聽到知名首席執行官、億萬富翁、演員和藝術家的故事，但日常工作的專業人士的故事卻不多、

I feel like our stories are just not, I don't know, sexy enough to share.

我覺得我們的故事不夠性感，不值得分享。

I also really want to create content that builds community within working professionals.

我也非常希望創作出能在職業人士中建立社區的內容。

I don't know how exactly to do that, but if you have ideas, let me know.

我不知道具體該怎麼做，但如果你有想法，請告訴我。

Anyways, I am now back home and the next day,

總之，我現在已經回到了家裡，第二天就可以回家了、

I actually posted on LinkedIn about my trip.

實際上，我在 LinkedIn 上發佈了我的行程。

It was April 1st.

那是 4 月 1 日。

So I posted a joke saying that I got a new job at LinkedIn and then I said, psych, April fools, haha.

所以我發了一個笑話，說我在 LinkedIn 找到了一份新工作，然後我說，心理，愚人節，哈哈。

But then I didn't realize how many people fell for that joke.

但我沒想到會有這麼多人上當受騙。

The LinkedIn LinkedIn page actually commented saying congratulations.

LinkedIn 的 LinkedIn 頁面實際上發表了評論，表示祝賀。

So I guess they just never really opened the post.

所以，我猜他們只是從來沒有真正打開過帖子。

I don't know, kind of suspicious.

我不知道，有點可疑。

Don't know who's behind that account.

不知道這個賬戶是誰開的。

Next up in the life of Khloe is a lot.

接下來，Khloe 的生活將更加豐富多彩。

If you are a Uniqlo or a Khloe worker or part of the Khloe community,

如果您是優衣庫、克洛伊員工或克洛伊社區的一員、

I don't know which word is the best you choose, but you may know that my youngest baby brother got into college.

我不知道你選哪個詞最好，但你可能知道我最小的弟弟考上了大學。

I just saw that UC Berkeley results were out today.

我剛看到加州大學伯克利分校的成績今天出來了。

And I was full on expecting after like maybe yesterday, every single one of my college decisions are fucking going to be rejects.

我滿心期待著，也許就在昨天之後，我的每一個大學決定都他媽的會被拒絕。

Hey, hey, hey, language, language.

嘿，嘿，嘿，語言，語言。

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起，對不起。

I decided to open UC Berkeley for fun because I saw their decision was today.

我決定打開加州大學伯克利分校取樂，因為我看到他們的決定就在今天。

So last year was the first pandemic year for applicants for college.

是以，去年是申請大學的第一個大流行年。

And my brother didn't get into a single college, unfortunately.

遺憾的是，我弟弟沒有考上一所大學。

And he's now working in AmeriCorps.

他現在在美國志願服務隊工作。

He applied to college again and he got into UC Berkeley and UC San Diego.

他再次申請上大學，並被加州大學伯克利分校和加州大學聖地亞哥分校錄取。

So he will be coming back from AmeriCorps for about a week to check out the colleges.

是以，他將從美國志願服務隊回來一週左右，去看看那些大學。

And then we're going to talk about life things and values and future.

然後，我們要談談人生大事、價值觀和未來。

And hopefully he feels good about a decision for his college.

希望他對自己大學的決定感覺良好。

I remember what it was like being in his shoes at that time long, long ago.

我還記得很久很久以前，他當時的心情。

I remember how big of a decision this was.

我記得這是一個多麼重大的決定。

So I won't be able to go to Berkeley with him.

所以我不能和他一起去伯克利了。

My parents will take him there.

我父母會帶他去的。

But Mayuko did recommend a tour guide from UCSD to take us around the campus.