George! I do not like what this study is doing to Sheldon. What are you talking about?

喬治我不喜歡這項研究對謝爾頓做的事你在說什麼？

He had a great time. All the way home, all he could talk about is how that doctor thought he was so smart.

他玩得很開心。在回家的路上，他一直在談論那個醫生是如何認為他很聰明的。

It's not healthy. Would it make you feel any better if I told you how much money we made today? No, it would not.

這不健康如果我告訴你我們今天賺了多少錢，你會好受點嗎？不會的

Three hundred dollars.

三百美元

Really?

真的嗎？

Cash. Okay, well, still, I'm not interested in profiting off my children. You see, honey, the answer to you and I are very different.

現金好吧，但我還是不想從我的孩子身上牟利。你看，親愛的，你和我的答案是完全不同的。

Boats. Sheldon, what do you think is happening in this picture? Easy.

船謝爾頓，你覺得這張照片裡發生了什麼？別緊張 Easy.

There are four chimpanzees in the living room. Okay, but what can you tell me about them? They're not behaving like chimpanzees.

客廳裡有四隻黑猩猩。好吧，但你能告訴我它們的情況嗎？它們的行為不像黑猩猩

Anything else? Chimpanzees don't drink tea.

還有別的嗎？黑猩猩不喝茶

Is that it? Well, I suppose it might be coffee, but they don't drink that either.

是咖啡嗎？我猜可能是咖啡，但他們也不喝咖啡。

Anything interesting about their body language? No.

他們的肢體語言有趣嗎？沒有

I think they found his kryptonite. Hmm.

我想他們找到他的氪星石了嗯

Missy, what do you think is happening in this picture? The girl monkey on the couch is hiding the guy monkey's secret.

大小姐，你覺得這張照片裡發生了什麼？沙發上的女猴藏著男猴的祕密。

Must be something juicy because he's smiling. Anything else?

一定是什麼多汁的東西，因為他在笑。還有別的嗎？

It might be dirty because this girl monkey is sending the kid monkey out of the room.

可能是因為這隻女猴把那隻小猴趕出了房間，所以顯得很髒。

He doesn't want to go.

他不想去

He looks sad. Is that all?

他看起來很悲傷。就這樣嗎？

The monkeys on the couch are drinking tea, so it's a tea party. Okay, very good.

沙發上的猴子在喝茶，所以這是一個茶話會。好吧，非常好

Let's look at another picture.

讓我們再看一張圖片。

I'm not done.

我還沒說完。

The monkey in the painting is wearing an old lady hat, so she's probably a mimo monkey.

畫中的猴子戴著一頂老太太的帽子，所以它可能是一隻絨猴。

She's not at the party, so she must be bowling.

她不在派對上，肯定是去打保齡球了。

Or dead.

或者死了。

Missy won that round. It's actually not a contest, George.

大小姐贏了其實這不是比賽，喬治。

This is Texas.

這裡是德克薩斯州。

Everything's contest. A woman in a doorway.

一切都在較量。門口的女人

Anything else? She's holding her head with her hand.

還有別的嗎？她用手託著頭。

And what do you think that means? Um, wouldn't you rather ask me about trains going to St.

你覺得這意味著什麼？難道你不想問我去聖彼得堡的火車嗎？

Louis?

路易斯？

Good gravy. She's sad, Sheldon.

好肉汁她很傷心 Sheldon

Come on!

來吧

Oh, she's very upset.

哦，她很難過。

I don't know why.

我也不知道為什麼。

Ooh, maybe she wasn't invited to the tea party at the monkey house.

哦，也許她沒被邀請參加猴子家的茶會。

Also, she's wearing a belt like you are.

另外，她也像你一樣繫著腰帶。

Nice going. Very cute.

走得不錯。非常可愛。

I'm loving the hair. A lion sitting in a chair holding a pipe.

我喜歡這頭髮。獅子坐在椅子上，拿著菸斗。

Good.

很好。

But what do you think is on his mind? How should I know?

但你覺得他在想什麼？我怎麼知道？

Maybe he's wondering why he's posing for a silly picture instead of eating a gazelle. Anything else?

也許他在想，自己為什麼不吃掉一隻羚羊，卻要擺拍一張傻乎乎的照片。還有別的嗎？

What exactly are we doing here?

我們到底在這裡做什麼？

I thought the purpose of this study was to find out how smart I am. That's what we're doing.

我以為這項研究的目的是要找出我有多聰明。這就是我們要做的

But there are different kinds of intelligence. Poppycock!

但智慧也有不同的種類。胡說八道

Oh, Sheldon's getting upset.

哦 Sheldon不高興了

I don't like it.

我不喜歡這樣。

Alright, I'll send you back to Missy. You are an insightful young lady.

好吧，我把你送回大小姐身邊。你是個很有洞察力的年輕女士。

I don't know what that means, but thank you. It means perceptive.

我不知道那是什麼意思，但還是謝謝你。意思是敏銳

You see things most people miss.

你能看到大多數人看不到的東西。

My name is Missy.

我叫大小姐。

Go figure. Have you always been that way?

你想啊你一直都是這樣嗎？

I guess so.

我想也是。

I think when you're on your own a lot, you get good at seeing that kind of stuff. Really? My dad does football with my older brother, so they're like a team.

我想，當你經常一個人的時候，你就會善於看到這種東西。真的嗎？我爸爸和我哥哥一起踢足球，所以他們就像一個團隊。

And my mom and me ma spend all their time fussing over Sheldon, so they're like a team too. So no one's on your team?

我媽和我媽整天為Sheldon煩心 所以他們也是一夥的所以沒人是你的團隊嗎 So no one's on your team?

Nope.

沒有。

It's just me.

只有我。

Lord. Hey, what's up with you and Dr. Pillsbury?

主啊嘿，你和皮爾斯伯裡醫生怎麼了？

Dr. Pillson?

皮爾森博士？

I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you can't say because we're on camera.

我不知道你在說什麼哦，你不能說，因為我們在鏡頭前。

Insightful. A little late for me to start cooking.

有見地。對我來說，現在才開始做飯有點晚了。

Why don't we stop somewhere for dinner? Really?

我們為什麼不找個地方吃晚飯呢？真的嗎？

The five of us?

我們五個人？

It's kind of pricey. Would you rather buy a fishing boat? You're a blabbermouth, you know that? Missy, we're going to eat in a restaurant.

價格有點貴。你寧願買條漁船嗎？你是個大嘴巴，知道嗎？大小姐，我們要去餐館吃飯了

Where would you like to go? I get to pick?

你想去哪裡？我來選？

Why don't I get to pick?

為什麼我不能選？

Because your sister's getting to pick.

因為你姐姐要挑了

It's not just about you in this house. What do you think, baby?

這房子裡不只有你一個人你覺得呢，寶貝？

I pick Red Lobster.

我選 Red Lobster。

You got it. Damn.

你猜對了。該死

There goes our per diem.

我們的每日津貼就這麼沒了。