Oh, you didn't even count- I'm gonna switch the stream!

哦，你還沒數呢--我要換流了！

You didn't even countdown!

你甚至沒有倒計時！

I have to mentally prepare myself!

我必須做好心理準備！

Literally everybody counts down!

每個人都在倒計時！

Okay, okay, my bad, my bad.

好吧，好吧，我的錯，我的錯。

Okay, 3, 2, 1.

好，3、2、1

Hi!

你好！

Oh my gosh!

我的天啊

We're just talking about, like, how much we loved each other.

我們只是在談論，比如，我們有多愛對方。

Welcome to our official, you know, completely objective, no opinions at all, factual Niji EN savage tier list.

歡迎來到我們的官方榜單，你知道，完全客觀、不帶任何觀點、實事求是的倪氏 EN 野蠻人等級榜。

We are ranking people in EN based on how good they are at roasting, Spitfire comebacks, putting up with shit, talking shit, banter, all that stuff.

我們在 EN 中給人排名的依據是他們在烤肉、噴火回擊、忍受狗屎、說廢話、戲謔等方面的能力。

Making shit.

製造垃圾

Yeah!

是啊

Shitting shit.

媽的

What else do you shit?

你還拉了什麼屎？

I don't know, you're the one that likes to talk about poop.

我不知道，你是那個喜歡談論大便的人。

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

On top of that, we're also gonna do, like, a wholesome tier list after this, you know, to counterbalance.

除此以外，我們還會在這之後做一個健康的層級列表，你知道的，以示平衡。

Yay!

耶

I know who's at the top of the wholesome tier list.

我知道誰是最健康的人。

So our tiers are savage, can roast, situational, too nice, and bullied.

是以，我們的層級是野蠻的、會烤肉的、情境的、太好的和受欺負的。

Let's put her at the top.

讓我們把她放在最上面。

Just kidding.

開個玩笑

Well, actually, I know Alira personally.

事實上，我和阿利拉私交甚篤。

She's one of my besties.

她是我最好的朋友之一。

This girl's really smart, you know?

這個女孩真的很聰明，你知道嗎？

She's really nice, but if she feels like it, she can say something really, like, smart and mean, you know?

她人真的很好，但如果她想說，她可以說一些很聰明、很刻薄的話，你知道嗎？

So...

所以...

She's, like, an intellectual roastie.

她是個知識分子

What about Mrs. Thiche?

蒂切夫人呢？

I feel like if we put her in bullied, it's gonna make her cry.

我覺得如果把她放在 "被欺負 "裡，她會哭的。

That just proves that she gets bullied even more.

這恰恰證明她被欺負得更厲害了。

Honestly, that solidifies her spot.

老實說，這就鞏固了她的位置。

Yeah.

是啊

I guess?

我猜？

I don't know why I feel so bad.

我不知道為什麼我感覺如此糟糕。

I feel like she's also too nice, though.

不過，我覺得她也太善良了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Can you put in between, like, between the lines or something?

你能把它放在字裡行間嗎？

Is that possible?

這可能嗎？

You wanna make a new tier for, like, for, like, guilt trip?

你想為 "內疚之旅 "設立一個新等級嗎？

It's so nice today.

今天天氣真好

What do you mean I'm so nice today?

我今天這麼好是什麼意思？

I'm nice every day.

我每天都很好。

Yeah, what the fuck, chat?

是啊，什麼他媽的，哈拉？

Yeah, what's wrong with your kiyomodachis?

是啊，你的 Kiyomodachis 怎麼了？

Okay, okay, okay.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

Do you think you can outroast Pomo?

你覺得你能打敗波莫嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, I just don't know if I'm comfortable enough trying yet because, um...

是的，我只是不知道我是否還能放心嘗試，因為......

You know, you can't come in at a 10 if you're not sure about how everyone takes stuff yet, and since I'm still kinda new, I don't wanna be, like, saying egregious shit, and then people are like, oh my god, what the fuck's wrong with this Kilkin?

你知道，如果你還不確定大家是怎麼看這些東西的，你就不能以 10 分的成績進來，因為我還是個新人，我不想說一些令人震驚的話，然後大家就會說，天哪，這個基爾金到底怎麼了？

He needs help, like, he can't read the room like that.

他需要幫助，比如，他不能像那樣看房間。

I don't know, Kiyom.

我不知道，基約姆。

Maybe I just need to see you in action because, like, not all right sometimes.

也許我只是需要看到你的行動，因為，就像，有時不是所有的權利。

I can send you some clips after this.

之後我可以給你發一些片段。

I don't need to see no clips.

我不需要看任何片段。

I just need to see you do something.

我只是想看你做點什麼

Alright, I need to get more comfortable, okay?

好吧，我需要更舒服一點，好嗎？

You've been waiting eons, okay?

你已經等了很久了，好嗎？

I just got here, like, I'm sorry.

我剛到這裡，就像，對不起。

I don't know what the fuck eons are.

我不知道什麼是 "辰"。

It means you're ancient.

這意味著你已經作古了。

That I'm ancient?

說我古老？

I'm not even that old.

我還沒那麼老。

You're just really, really young.

你真的真的很年輕。

You're like a fetus.

你就像一個胎兒。

She said, you a iPad kid.

她說，你是個 iPad 孩子。

You really are an iPad kid.

你真是個 iPad 小孩。

Okay, no, no.

好吧，不，不。

When did you get your first cell phone, man?

你的第一部手機是什麼時候買的？

Don't do that shit.

別做這種事

Don't do that shit.

別做這種事

I got my first cell phone, listen, in third grade, okay?

我的第一部手機是三年級時買的，好嗎？

But it was a fucking Nokia.

但這是一個該死的諾基亞。

It was a Nokia!

是諾基亞！

It was in third grade?

三年級的時候？

I finally got my own pencil sharpener, bitch.

我終於有了自己的卷筆刀，賤人。

It was a Nokia, and the reason I got it is because I was biking to school in the morning by myself.

那是一輛諾基亞，我買它的原因是我早上一個人騎自行車上學。

You had a bike in the third grade?

你三年級就有自行車了？

My parents made me walk in winter.

我的父母讓我在冬天走路。

Let's do Rosamie.

我們去找羅莎米吧

Okay.

好的

No, Rosamie's not even in the second wave.

不，羅莎米甚至不在第二波中。

Dude, do you not know the order?

老兄，你不知道順序嗎？

You don't know who's in Obsidia?

你不知道誰在奧比迪亞？

Are you Eminem?

你是阿姆嗎？

I'm not joking.

我不是在開玩笑。

It's Celen, Petra, and Millie.

是西倫、佩特拉和米莉。

Yo, shut the fuck up trying to make me look bad, bro.

閉上你的臭嘴，別讓我難堪，兄弟。

You can't gaslight me.

你騙不了我

I swear to God, you like bullied me for like half a second.

我對天發誓，你好像欺負了我半秒鐘。

No, no.

不，不

I was stunlocked.

我被困住了。

I see those eyes, why are they like this?

我看到那雙眼睛，為什麼會這樣？

I was stunlocked because of how dumb you sounded.

我被你的蠢話嚇呆了。

I was like, there's no way.

我當時想，這不可能。

Yeah.

是啊

You have been in We got him, guys.

你一直在我們得到了他，夥計們。

This long.

這麼長

Okay, I was gonna put her in bullied, right?

好吧，我是要把她放在 "被欺負 "裡，對吧？

But considering she's at the bottom of every other tier list, I kind of want to put her in guilt trip just because I feel bad.

但考慮到她在所有其他層級的名單中都墊底，我有點想把她列入內疚之旅，只是因為我感覺不好。

Petra is a strong woman, okay?

佩特拉是個堅強的女人，好嗎？

Like, she gets bullied, but every single day she fights those bullies, okay?

比如，她被欺負了，但她每天都在和那些欺負她的人鬥爭，好嗎？

True.

沒錯。

Oh, shit.

哦，該死

I can't hear you anymore, Kyo.

我聽不見了，京

I don't know what happened.

我不知道發生了什麼。

Oh, never mind.

哦，沒關係。

I can hear you now.

我現在能聽到你了。

Petra fucking cursed me for a second.

佩特拉他媽的罵了我一秒鐘。

Hello?

喂？

Hi.

你好。

Oh, shit.

哦，該死

Never mind.

沒關係。

I can't hear you.

我聽不見

Petra!

佩特拉

It's the curse of the Gurren.

這是古倫的詛咒。

You know what, Ana?

你知道嗎，安娜？

Let's just do you.

讓我們做你自己吧。

Okay, I feel like I'm too nice.

好吧，我覺得我太善良了。

Like, I don't know why.

我也不知道為什麼。

No, seriously, like, I let my chat literally say anything.

不，說真的，我讓我的聊天工具無所不談。

Like, they say some mean shit sometimes, and I just kind of take it to be honest.

比如，他們有時會說一些刻薄的話，而我只是坦然接受。

Hello, are you frozen?

你好，你凍僵了嗎？

Like, what's going on?

怎麼了？

I just think you're coping right now, to be honest with you.

老實說，我覺得你現在只是在應付。

I'm actually so nice!

我其實人很好

I feel like, like, between the two of us, you can probably roast me better.

我覺得，就像，在我們倆之間，你也許能把我烤得更好。

But that doesn't mean you still can't roast.

但這並不意味著你仍然不能烤肉。

You know, in about, like, ten years or something, when you grow a little older.

等你再長大一點，大概十年左右吧。

See?

看到了嗎？

That's not roasting.

那不是烘烤。

That's just, like, facts.

這就是事實。

It's Can Roaster Savage.

這是野人罐頭烤爐。

You're not.

你不是。

You can't talk your way out of this one.

你不能用嘴說出來。

Why?

為什麼？

I'm sorry.

對不起

I'm sorry.

對不起

Why do I only have two goals?

為什麼我只有兩個目標？

I know you want to.

我知道你想。

I really do.

真的。

I know you want to, but, like, I don't think anyone would agree if you got put below Can Roast.

我知道你想，但是，如果把你放在 "罐頭烤肉 "下面，我覺得沒人會同意。

I swear!

我發誓

I'm so nice!

我真好

Look, you're, like, roasting me right now!

聽著，你現在就像在烤我一樣！

I'm not.

我沒有。

I'm gonna do what I'm gonna pull at you.

我想做什麼就做什麼。

I'm not roasting you.

我不是在烤你。

I'm just being factual.

我只是實事求是。

These are facts.

這些都是事實。

It's true.

這是真的。

Why do you need to put reverb on?

為什麼要開混響？

No reason.

沒有理由

Okay, but I'm after Celine, right?

好吧，但我的目標是席琳，對吧？

Okay.

好的

Yeah, Celine is just Celine.

是啊，席琳就是席琳。

We have Celine in front of us.

席琳就在我們面前。

Okay, okay.

好吧 好吧

At least there's someone who's, like, more bitter in life than me.

至少還有人比我更痛苦。

So you just don't want to be called a bitch, is what it is.

所以，你只是不想被人叫做婊子，就是這樣。

No, that's not it at all!

不，根本不是這樣！

You guys call me bitches all the time.

你們總是叫我賤人。

I mean, bitch is your favorite word.

我是說，"婊子 "是你最喜歡的詞。

I don't know.

我不知道。

What do you think, chat?

你怎麼看，哈拉？

Nina is really hard.

妮娜真的很難。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I feel like she would kind of go in the guilt trip.

我覺得她會有點內疚。

Really?

真的嗎？

Wait, let me think.

等等，讓我想想。

Do I feel...

我覺得...

If I roast my mom, do I feel bad?

如果我烤了我媽媽，我會感到難過嗎？

But that's the thing.

但問題就在這裡。

She's in Etheria, so I don't really feel too bad because we're close.

她在埃瑟利亞，所以我並不覺得太難過，因為我們離得很近。

We're in a gen.

我們在一個基因組中。

I feel bad roasting her sometimes.

有時候，我覺得把她烤焦很不好。

Is there anybody you roast that you don't feel bad, though?

你烤過的食物中，有沒有讓你感覺不那麼糟糕的？

Because I feel like you feel bad anyway.

因為我覺得無論如何你都會感覺不好。

Oh, I don't feel bad roasting you.

哦，我不覺得烤你有什麼不好。

I don't feel bad roasting Pomu.

我不覺得烤 Pomu 有什麼不好。

Any of my IRL friends, I don't feel bad.

我在現實中的任何朋友，我都不會感到難過。

You have in-real-life friends?

你有現實生活中的朋友嗎？

Yes, bitch.

是的，婊子。

I have in-real-life friends.

我有現實生活中的朋友。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Okay.

好的

Just, you know, kind of like a requirement if you join Nijisan, you can't have in-real-life friends.

只是，你知道，就像加入日蝕山的要求一樣，你不能有現實生活中的朋友。

Well, you're gonna lose them anyways.

無論如何，你都會失去他們。

Don't you worry.

別擔心

Yo, he an anime boy now.

喲，他現在是個動漫男孩了。

What the fuck is this?

這是什麼鬼東西？

Okay, there's this clip of Shu that literally explains why why Shu doesn't swear.

好吧，有一段舒暢的片段，從字面上解釋了為什麼舒暢不說髒話。

Okay.

好的

He said in this clip that he feels that swearing is very unnecessary and, like, I'm not gonna lie, that was, like, the biggest roast I've ever...

他在這個片段中說，他覺得說髒話是非常不必要的，而且，我不想撒謊，這是我經歷過的最大的一次烤肉。

Like, the biggest indirect roast I've ever gotten from like, Shu wasn't even, like, roasting me.

就像，我得到過的最大的間接烤肉，就像，舒甚至沒有烤我一樣。

He was subbing you.

他是你的代課老師

He literally just I've never seen it, and I have nobody has really seen it, you know, online or offline, but I swear to God, this man has the power to overtake even Celine.

他簡直就是我從未見過的，我也沒有人真正見過，你知道，不管是在線還是離線，但我向上帝發誓，這個人的力量甚至超過了席琳。

I swear to God.

我對天發誓

You should make a category that says, bitch, but, like, like, right below Pomu.

你應該在 Pomu 的下面做一個分類，寫上 "賤人"，但是 "喜歡"，"喜歡"。

Because Uki is can be really savage, but he, like, he has targets.

因為烏奇可以很野蠻，但他有自己的目標。

He's fucking Okay, look, his only target is me.

他是他媽的好吧，你看，他唯一的目標是我。

Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.

我就是這個意思。

This feels very personal, you know.

這感覺很私人，你知道的。

I swear to God, like, sometimes, I'm not even in there.

我對天發誓，有時候，我根本不在裡面。

Like, I'm not even in the stream, and he'll, like, talk shit about me.

比如，我甚至都不在直播間裡，他就會說我的壞話。

Okay, wait, we need to talk about this.

好吧，等等，我們得談談這個。

Okay, make a category.

好的，做一個分類。

Nah, we need to talk about this.

不，我們得談談這個。

We need to talk about this.

我們需要談談這個問題。

This bitch can roast, but also, I need you to change can roast to, like, bitches that can roast.

這個婊子會烤肉，但我還需要你把 "會烤肉 "改成 "會烤肉的婊子"。

I just need you to put him in a Don't quotation it, because that implies that he's not.

我只需要你把他放在 "不要報價 "裡，因為這意味著他不是。

If I put a category called bitches, and I put Pomu in it, I'm going to get eviscerated by the Pomu diet.

如果我把 "母狗 "這個分類放進去，而我又把 Pomu 放進去，那麼我就會被 Pomu 的飲食習慣所吞噬。

I can't do that shit.

我做不到

No!

不

Pomu is a bitch, you know, and we all love her for it.

你知道，波姆是個賤人，我們都愛她。

But see, you can say that.

但你看，你可以這麼說。

For me, personally, I can't.

就我個人而言，我做不到。

Okay, but you said that he will act different or something or he will say stuff when you're not even there.

好吧，但你說過你不在的時候，他會表現得不一樣什麼的，或者他會說些什麼。

Listen, Anna, we need to talk about something real quick, okay?

聽著，安娜，我們需要談談 一些真正的快，好嗎？

What?

什麼？

I heard what you said about me at that panel, Anna.

我聽到你在討論會上說我的話了 安娜

What panel?

什麼小組？

The Otakuthon one.

Otakuthon

Bro, if I'm your oshi, just say so.

兄弟，如果我是你的押司，就直說吧。

Jeez.

天啊

No, shut the fuck- Okay, now, what you said is, what you said is, I will destroy that Zoom or TikTok kid on the panel.

不，閉上你的鳥嘴 好了，現在，你說的是，你說的是 我會毀了小組裡那個叫祖姆或嘀嗒的孩子

That's what you said.

你就是這麼說的。

Did I say that?

我說過嗎？

That's what you said.

你就是這麼說的。

I can't remember.

我記不清了。

No, I just wanted to point out the contrast.

不，我只是想指出對比。

That was funny to me.

我覺得很好笑。

These two are bitches.

這兩個賤人

Except, one of them I like, and the other one, I need to get rid of.

只不過，其中一個我喜歡，另一個我得扔掉。

Who do you want to get rid of?

你想除掉誰？

Is it the one that Atera looks like?

是阿特拉長的那個樣子嗎？

Overdyed snow cone?

染色雪糕？

Yeah.

是啊

You know, when they give you a snow cone, they put too much fucking- I have to process that for like one second.

你知道，當他們給你一個雪錐， 他們把太他媽的 - 我必須處理這個 像一秒鐘。

Yeah, when they put too much syrup on that shit, you're like, bro, why is this shit so fucking dark?

是啊，當他們在那玩意上放太多糖漿時，你就會想，兄弟，這玩意怎麼這麼黑？

Bro, only Zoomers eat that shit, okay?