So when he gets here, let's all act like, you know...

所以，當他來到這裡，讓我們都像，你知道...

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Never mind.

沒關係。

But it was gonna be really good.

但它一定會很棒的

What's going on?

怎麼了？

What is it?

是什麼？

What's up?

怎麼了？

So, it's a typical day at work.

這就是典型的一天工作。

I'm inputting my numbers and Big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.

我正在輸入數字，大艾爾把我叫到他的辦公室，告訴我他想讓我做處理主管。

That is great!

太棒了！

Congratulations!

祝賀你

So, I quit.

所以，我辭職了。

Why?

為什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

This was supposed to be a temp job.

這本來只是一份臨時工作。

Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years.

是啊，錢德勒，你在那兒呆了五年了。

If I took this promotion, it would be like admitting that this is what I actually do.

如果我接受了這次晉升，就等於承認這就是我的實際工作。

So was it a lot more money?

那是不是錢多了很多？

It doesn't matter.

沒關係。

I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until 12 o'clock at night worrying about the weenus.

我只是不想成為那種在辦公室裡為臘腸發愁到深夜 12 點的人。

The... the weenus?

那個......臘腸？

Weakly Estimated Net Usage Systems.

弱估計淨使用量系統。

It's a processing term.

這是一個加工術語。

Oh, that weenus.

哦，那個臘腸。

Okay, so what are you gonna do?

好吧，那你打算怎麼辦？

I don't know.

我不知道。

That's the thing.

這就是問題所在。

I don't know what I want to do.

我不知道自己想做什麼。

I just know I'm not gonna figure it out working there.

我只知道，在那裡工作我是不會想明白的。

Oh!

哦！

I have something you can do.

我有件事你可以做

I have this new massage client, Steve.

我有一個新的按摩客戶，史蒂夫。

Anyway, um, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.

總之，嗯，他要開一家餐館，正在找廚師長。

Um, hi there.

你好

Hi.

你好。

Oh, yeah, no, I know.

哦，是的，不，我知道。

You're a chef.

你是廚師

I know.

我知道

And I thought of you first.

我首先想到的是你。

But, um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so...

但是，錢德勒現在需要一份工作，所以...

Yeah, I just don't have a lot of chefing experience.

是啊，我只是沒有太多的烹飪經驗。

Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.

除非是全烤麵包的餐廳。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Well, what kind of food is he looking for?

那麼，他要找什麼樣的食物呢？

Well, he wants to do something eclectic.

他想做一些折衷的事情。

So he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.

所以他想找一個能設計整個菜單的人。

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

So what do you think?

你怎麼看？

Thanks, Phoebe.

謝謝你，菲比。

I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.

我只是覺得自己戴不上大白帽。

Okay.

好的

Oh, Monica, guess what?

哦，莫妮卡，你猜怎麼著？