Name: 演出現場的嬰兒 - 民眾工作 (A BABY AT THE SHOW - crowd work)
Uploaded: 2024-09-19T02:34:22.000Z
Duration: 3 min 21 s

謝天謝地，因為我快餓死了，夥計。

You think I'd trust myself to hold a baby, dude?

你覺得我會相信自己能抱孩子嗎，老兄？

Alright, give me this little shit machine.

We're gonna start the bidding at a hundred dollars.

I gotta say, Luke's neck is fucking loose, dude.

我得說 盧克的脖子真他媽松 夥計

It feels like his posture is not good right now.

Like, you ever hold a plastic baggie full of dog shit?

比如，你拿過裝滿狗屎的塑膠袋嗎？

I'm not saying he's dog shit, but- Rearrange him?

我不是說他是狗屎，但是--重新安排他？

我希望你說的第一個詞是 "屄"。

For like, just two hours out of the night.

You were nervous about leaving the baby with him?

Worst thing that happened to you is I held a baby, dude.

你最倒黴的事就是我抱了個孩子，老兄。

I didn't think you guys were gonna like that at all.

I thought for sure by now you guys would be like, STOP SAYING THAT!

我以為你們現在肯定會說："別再說了！

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演出現場的嬰兒 - 民眾工作 (A BABY AT THE SHOW - crowd work)