I just want to make sure I bought the right couch.

我只想確保我買對了沙發。

I need a couch that says kids welcome here, but that also says Come here to me You say that to kids No, no, the come here to me is you know for the ladies Ross honey, it's a nice couch.

我需要一個沙發，上面寫著 "歡迎孩子們光臨"，還寫著 "請到我這兒來"，你是對孩子們說的吧 不，不，"請到我這兒來 "是對女士們說的 羅斯，親愛的，這沙發真不錯。

It's not a magic couch You picked a great couch, yeah, yeah, could you just sign right here?

這不是魔法沙發 你選了一個很棒的沙發，是的，是的 你能在這裡籤個名嗎？

Oh Well, what's the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch wait.

哦，送貨費幾乎和沙發等待費一樣多。

No, that's ridiculous.

不，這太荒謬了。

Come on.

來吧

He lives three blocks away Yeah, you know what?

他住在三個街區外 知道嗎？

I'll take it myself.

我自己來

Thank you All right, rich.

謝謝

Come on.

來吧

Let's go Oh Are you kidding?

我們走吧

Come on, it's only three blocks.

來吧，只有三個街區。

It's not very heavy.

它不是很重。

Try it.

試試吧

Come on.

來吧

Come on.

來吧

Oh Oh, I can do it You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.

哦哦，我可以的 你們倆一定會很享受那張沙發的

Oh, yeah, we're uh, yeah, we're not together.

是的，我們沒有在一起

Oh Okay Something didn't quite add up there I What's that supposed to mean Ross well you her I mean, she's very you know and you're like Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out really you too.

好吧，我覺得有點不對勁 你這是什麼意思，羅斯？ 你，她，我的意思是，她很 你知道，你喜歡 不是說這是任何你的業務， 但我們沒有出去真的你了。

Yeah, right Come on, I don't really don't want to be doing this right now.

是啊，來吧，我現在真的不想這樣做。

I'm carrying a very heavy couch then tell him quickly Fine we went out not only did we go out we did it 298 times You kept count you are such a loser Loser you did it with 298 times

我扛著很重的沙發，然後趕緊告訴他 好吧，我們出去了，我們不僅出去了，還做了 298 次 你一直在數，你真是個失敗者 失敗者，你做了 298 次