Dale? Dale? I think you should see this. There's something in the water.

戴爾？戴爾？我想你應該看看這個水裡有東西

No, it's not the dog. Well, I don't know what it is, Dale. Describe it? All right, it looks like Snuffleupagus but reimagined as a dildo, wearing glasses. Does that help, Dale?

不，不是狗的問題我不知道那是什麼，戴爾描述一下？好吧，它看起來像Snuffleupagus 不過是個戴眼鏡的假陽具有幫助嗎，戴爾？

No, I'm not drunk. Dale, I really think you should- What the fu-

不，我沒醉戴爾，我真的覺得你應該-- 搞什麼--

Let's back up a bit. This is a raft of Culex eggs, seen from below, and they are just about to hatch. Now, if you have that thing where lots of little holes freak you out, this might be a good time to go to the kitchen and get something to eat. Not a bagel, that has a hole. And not pimento olives either. You might as well just stay and watch this. Well, you've been warned.

讓我們倒退一下。從下面看，這是一排庫蚊卵，它們馬上就要孵化了。現在，如果你有那種被很多小洞嚇壞了的感覺，這也許是去廚房找點東西吃的好時機。不要吃有洞的百吉餅。也不要吃醃橄欖。你還是留下來看這個吧。我已經警告過你了

And here come the bibbies. There are more than 3,500 known species of fly in the family

蒼蠅來了蒼蠅家族有 3500 多個已知種類

Culicidae, otherwise known as moscovitos. All of them begin their lives underwater.

Culicidae，又稱 moscovitos。它們都是從水下開始生活的。

This shot is pretty crazy. The newly emerged larvae have to breathe, and they breathe air.

這個鏡頭非常瘋狂。剛出生的幼蟲需要呼吸，它們呼吸空氣。

But they don't do it with their mouth holes. They do it with their back bits. Right there, right above the pooper, is something called a siphon. Some species, like those in the genus

但它們不是用嘴做的。而是用背部就在那裡 就在拉屎器的上方 有一種叫做虹吸管的東西有些種類，比如

Culex, have quite long siphons, and they look a bit like those poles on bumper cars that connect to the roof. When the siphon is underwater, five little flaps on the end pucker up to keep it shut. But when they attach to the surface of the water, they open up. And that is how they breathe. Look at that. You're staring right into a mosquito's butt. You can try this in your local pool. Just jackknife under the water, let your butt breach, and spread them. Then blow out your mouth real hard and see how long you last before you get arrested. Air enters the siphon and into a series of tubes, which transport oxygen to parts of the body. Some species, like those in the genus Anopheles, don't have a siphon. Instead, they have a hole on one of their segments. And to breathe, they lie parallel to the water's surface, which has some drawbacks. Anopheles kind of does its own thing. Look at that. Its head can turn all the way around. It's horrifying. Demon baby.

庫蚊的虹吸管很長，看起來有點像碰碰車上連接車頂的杆子。當虹吸管在水下時，末端的五個小瓣膜會撅起來，使虹吸管閉合。但當它們附著在水面上時，就會張開。這就是它們呼吸的方式看看這個你正盯著蚊子的屁股看呢你可以在當地的游泳池裡試試把你的屁股露出水面，讓它們散開然後使勁往外吹氣 看你能堅持多久不被捕空氣進入虹吸管，再進入一系列管道，將氧氣輸送到身體的各個部位。有些種類，如按蚊屬的按蚊，沒有虹吸管。相反，它們的一個體節上有一個孔。為了呼吸，它們平行於水面，這也有一些缺點。瘧蚊有自己的方式看看這個它的頭可以轉個不停太可

The main job of a larva is to eat and grow in preparation for its transformation into an adult.

幼蟲的主要工作是進食和生長，為變成成蟲做準備。

Most species are filter feeders and use little brushes to filter tiny crap that's floating about into their mouths, like straining soup through a moustache. There are, however, mosquito babies that specialize in eating other mosquito babies. For example, the larvae of the elephant mosquito

大多數蚊子都是濾食性的，它們用小刷子把漂浮在空中的細小垃圾過濾到嘴裡，就像用鬍子過濾湯一樣。不過，也有一些蚊子寶寶專門吃其他蚊子寶寶。例如，象蚊的幼蟲

Toxorhynchitis. I bet you can't tell which one it is. Got him right on the butt. And that's the thing about kindergarten. There's always a biter. And in this case, there's a bunch of them. I mean, look at this freaking thing. The larva of the fly Chaeborus. Looks like a can opener that came to life. I mean, you certainly don't get close to there. Told you. Now that baby dead baby. And then you have to worry about the dragonfly larva. Psychos. And look at that. They eat your butt first, too. It's a terrible way to die. Start with my face if you eat me. And I don't even know what this one is. I'm not googling it. Don't want that in my search history mixed in with the porn.

毒氣胸。我打賭你肯定分不清是哪一種正中他的屁股這就是幼兒園的特點總有咬人的傢伙這次，還來了一大群呢我是說，看看這個怪東西是蠅蛆的幼蟲看起來像個活過來的開罐器我是說，你絕對不能靠近那裡我就說嘛現在那個嬰兒死了你還得擔心蜻蜓的幼蟲神經病看看這個它們也會先吃你的屁股那是很可怕的死法如果你吃我，就先吃我的臉我都不知道這個是什麼 And I don't even know what this one is.我才不上網搜呢我可不想在我的搜索歷史裡把它和色情雜誌混在一起

Someone might get the wrong idea. The point is, it can be tough to be a little mosquito baby and make it all the way until you're ready to pupate. Sorry, pupate. As the larvae grow, they must molt and shed their exoskeletons. On the fourth molt, however, something different happens.

有人可能會誤會。關鍵是，要想成為一隻小蚊子寶寶，並一直堅持到準備化蛹，是很不容易的。對不起，化蛹。隨著幼蟲的成長，它們必須蛻皮，脫掉外骨骼。不過，在第四次蛻皮時，會發生一些不同的事情。

Instead of emerging as a bigger larva, it emerges as a pupa. Two little ear-like things called trumpets pop out at the front near the head. They are the new breathing apparatus which replaces the siphon. Their body becomes more of a shrimpy, curled-up sort of thing. It sort of looks like a depressed ghost. Like one time he said boob by mistake and now everyone laughs at him. Inside this pupa, the adult form of the mosquito will be constructed. But listen, this isn't some bulls**t butterfly pupa that just sits there while you wait. This thing can move and dives quickly if there's danger about. In two to three days, the transformation is complete. Now, slightly above the surface of the water, the back of the pupa splits open. Underwater, you can see air enter the pupa as its exoskeleton separates from the adult within. And that s**t is packed in there good. I mean, there's a lot of parts in there folded up. It's like getting a bunk bed in a box from

它沒有變成更大的幼蟲，而是變成了蛹。在靠近頭部的前端會彈出兩個像耳朵一樣的小東西，叫做 "喇叭"。它們是代替虹吸管的新呼吸器。它們的身體變得像蝦一樣蜷縮起來。看起來就像一個鬱鬱寡歡的幽靈。就像有一次他說錯了 "咪咪"，現在大家都在嘲笑他。在這個蛹裡 將形成蚊子的成蟲形態但聽著，這可不是什麼牛逼的蝴蝶蛹，它只是坐在那裡等著你。如果周圍有危險，它就會迅速移動和下潛。兩三天後，蛻變就完成了現在，蝶蛹略高於水面，背部裂開。在水下，你可以看到當蛹的外骨骼與裡面的成蟲分離時 空氣進入了蛹的體內裡面的東西可真多我是說，

Ikea. On the surface, it is a pretty fantastic entrance. It's like how Lady Gaga would come out on stage. Very dramatic. On the other hand, Toxorhynchides, the elephant mosquito, emerges a little more like, hello. I mean, it is a pretty incredible transformation. A few days ago, this thing was a friggin worm. And I'll tell you, puberty would be a lot better if it happened all at once like that.

宜家從表面上看，這是一個相當精彩的出場。就像 Lady Gaga 在舞臺上的出場方式。非常戲劇化。另一方面，大象蚊Toxorhynchides的出場則更像 "你好"。我是說，它的變化真是不可思議幾天前，它還是隻該死的蠕蟲我告訴你，如果青春期能像這樣一下子就來了，那會好得多。 And I'll tell you, puberty would be a lot better if it happened all at once like that.

Just unzip the back, pull off the skin, and you'd have a full bush on your pits. After its wings and body have dried out a bit, the newly emerged adult is ready for its first flight. No qualifications, no prior experience, by the way, unless you count convulsive swimming. Fortunately, the adult is equipped with some very sensitive navigational instruments. Two antennae, which can get quite bushy-pushy, especially with the males, connect back to two bulbs over the eyes. These contain

只要拉開背上的拉鍊，扯掉皮，你就可以在你的小腹上看到一個完整的灌木叢。翅膀和身體稍稍變幹後，剛出生的成鳥就可以進行第一次飛行了。順便說一下，沒有資格，也沒有經驗，除非你把抽搐的游泳算進去。幸運的是，成鳥配備了一些非常靈敏的導航儀器。兩根觸角（尤其是雄性觸角）可以變得非常粗壯，連接到眼睛上方的兩個燈泡。它們包含

Johnston's organ. Named after Johnston, who must have had a tiny organ, Johnston's organ can sense the slightest movement, grow up, of the antennae. It is incredibly sensitive. It is thought that when they approach an object, they can sense minute changes to the airflow around their body. This allows them to fly in the dark without bumping into things. Their wing stroke is quite unusual.

約翰斯頓器官約翰斯頓器官以約翰斯頓的名字命名，他一定有一個很小的器官，約翰斯頓器官可以感知觸角最輕微的移動和長大。它的靈敏度令人難以置信。據認為，當它們接近一個物體時，它們能感覺到身體周圍氣流的微小變化。這使它們在黑暗中飛行時不會撞到東西。它們的振翅動作非常特別。

It is a shallow, twisty-twisty movement that creates pockets of swirling air which support the mosquito in flight. Now that it can fly, the newly emerged adult needs to find food.

這是一種淺淺的、扭來扭去的運動，它能產生漩渦狀的氣流，為蚊子的飛行提供支持。現在它可以飛了，剛出生的成蚊需要尋找食物。

I know what you're thinking, but before you get your undies in a bunch, you should know that for day-to-day nourishment, mosquitoes eat sugar, mainly from the nectar of flowers. This means they are pollinators. Look at this one, he's filthy with it. He's got plant sperm all over him.

我知道你在想什麼，但在你勃然大怒之前，你應該知道，蚊子的日常食物是糖，主要來自花蜜。這意味著它們是授粉者。看看這隻，它身上髒兮兮的它渾身都是植物的精子

There are some flowers that are mainly pollinated by the mosquito. Males of all species will only eat sugar their entire lives. Females of most species will also take blood meals in preparation for laying eggs. But there are some species, like the elephant mosquito Toxorhynchides, that don't feed on blood at all. It's like the perfect mosquito. It eats other mosquito larvae, pollinates flowers, and it doesn't even bite. Sure, if that back leg there fired a little laser, it'd be more perfect, but still. Hello? In order to make babies, female mosquitoes need some of that male mosquito sperm.

有些花主要由蚊子授粉。所有種類的雄蚊一生只吃糖。大多數種類的雌蚊也會吃血食，為產卵做準備。但也有一些種類，比如象蚊Toxorhynchides，完全不吸血。它就像是完美的蚊子。它吃其他蚊子的幼蟲 為花朵授粉 甚至不咬人當然，如果它的後腿能發射脈衝光，那就更完美了，但還是那句話。喂？為了生小孩 母蚊需要一些公蚊的精子

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Where were we? Oh, right. In order to make babies, female mosquitoes must mate, and depending on the species, that goes down in different ways. Sabethes are the most extra. They do a little courtship dance for each other in their disco leggings, like they were club kids in Ibiza. Jerry, do we have footage of that? No, that's not it. That's a frog peeing on another frog, Jerry. What do you mean, how can I tell? It's... Never mind. Deinosaurides wins the award for creepiest mating. They live inside of crab holes, which should set off alarm bells right there. These are Deinosaurides males on the surface of the water. They're sort of skate fighting with each other to jockey for position. Because here's what they do. They camp out over a pupa and wait for it to emerge. If it's a female, they mate with her right then, before she can even fly. Told you, crab hole creep. With other species, like Aedes aegypti, it's more like a hookup at a karaoke bar. Males get all turned on by that f***ing whining sound of the female's wings. Look right here. You can play a female tone out an earbud, and a male will come over and try to hump it. Disappointing for the male, but also the earbud, who's already got a sh***y job jammed in your earhole playing your podcasts, and now it's getting d***ed by a skater. Anyway, when the male approaches the female, the two seem to adjust their wing beats to try to converge on a harmony. Now, if the female isn't into it, she has plenty of ways to tell the male to f*** right off. But if she hears what she likes, she accepts. Even if she's freaking glued to a rod.

我們說到哪兒了？哦，對了為了生孩子，雌蚊必須交配 根據不同的種類，交配的方式也不同莎貝特是最特別的它們穿著迪斯科緊身褲跳著求偶舞 就像在伊比薩島的夜總會里一樣傑瑞，我們有這個鏡頭嗎？沒有那是一隻青蛙在另一隻青蛙身上撒尿 傑瑞什麼意思，我怎麼知道？這...沒關係恐龍蛙贏得了最恐怖交配獎它們生活在螃蟹洞裡 這就應該引起警覺了這些是水面上的雄性恐龍它們就像鰩魚一樣互相爭奪位置因為這就是它們要做的它們在蛹的上方安營紮寨 等待蛹的出現如果是雌性的，它們就在它還沒飛起來的時候 和它交配告訴過你，蟹洞爬蟲對於其他物種，

I don't know if I'd be up for it, but everyone's got a kink. A blood-feeding female needs blood to make her eggs. The majority of species don't prefer humans. Anything that has blood is fair game. There are species that specialize in frogs or snakes. Some feed on fish like mudskippers or even manatees. Uranotinea safarina prefers earthworms, and the earthworms seem like they're down with it. Free acupuncture. Look, they're riding on it. It's cute. In this clip, when a car goes by, the vibrations cause the worms to duck underground, and the mosquitoes kind of get pulled in with them. I'm telling you, if you have blood, you're getting bit. Even the mosquito itself isn't safe. There's a midge that specializes in feeding from mosquitoes that have just been feeding on something else. And you know something's sucking on them too. It's mosquitoes all the way down. The mosquitoes who've gotten a taste for humans, on the other hand, are very good at finding us. When we exhale, we create a plume of carbon dioxide. Mosquitoes that enter one of these plumes become hypersensitive to other stimuli and try to track back to the source. When they get close enough to use their vision, they look for dark colors and areas of high contrast. When they get even closer, they can sense body heat and the odors from sweat and bacteria. Some species, like

我不知道自己能不能勝任 但每個人都有自己的怪癖嗜血的雌性需要血液來產卵大多數物種都不喜歡人類任何有血的東西都是公平的有些物種專吃青蛙或蛇有些以魚為食，如彈塗魚甚至海牛。Uranotinea safarina喜歡吃蚯蚓 蚯蚓似乎也很喜歡它免費鍼灸看，它們騎在上面真可愛在這個片段中，當汽車駛過時，震動會讓蚯蚓躲到地下 蚊子也被拉了進去我告訴你，如果你身上有血，你就會被叮咬。就連蚊子本身也不安全有一種蠓蟲專門吸食剛吸食過其他東西的蚊子的血你也知道有東西在吸它們一路上都是蚊子另一方面，對人類感興趣的蚊子 很擅長找

Anopheles gambia, are particularly attracted to the smell of feet, the little kinky bastards.

甘比亞瘧蚊特別喜歡腳的味道，這些小變態。

So go ahead and hold your breath. They'll find you anyway. When these mosquitoes land, they have a bounce to them and even use their mouthparts as shock absorbers. And let me tell you, these are not your ordinary mouthparts. On the outside, there's a sheath. It looks like a closed tube, but it actually has a slit up the front, more like a rolled up piece of paper. At the very tip of the sheath, there are two sensory probes called labella. You can think of them as little kissy lips. Now, when the mouthparts are inserted, the labella stays on the surface of the skin. The sheath splits open and bends into a sort of u-shape, and you can see what's inside. Now, it looks a bit like a needle, but it's actually six different structures bundled together. Two of them are like the muscle of the operation, with tiny little saws that cut through the skin. Two others are like the lookouts. They hold the tissue apart. They hate their job. The two remaining are like the masterminds of the heist.

那就屏住呼吸吧它們還是會找到你的。當這些蚊子著陸時，它們有一種反彈力 甚至用它們的口器作為減震器讓我告訴你 這可不是普通的口器外面有一個鞘它看起來像一個封閉的管子，但實際上前面有一條縫，更像一張捲起來的紙。在鞘的最頂端，有兩個感官探針，叫做脣瓣。你可以把它們想象成親親的小嘴脣。現在，當口器插入時，脣瓣會停留在皮膚表面。鞘裂開彎成U形 你就能看到裡面的東西了現在，它看起來有點像一根針，但實際上是六個不同的結構捆綁在一起。其中兩個就像手術中的肌肉 有細小的鋸子切割皮膚另外兩個就像哨兵它們把組織分開它們討厭自己

One, which pumps in saliva, is like the security and alarm systems expert. The other, the labrum, is the closer. It pierces the blood vessels and sucks the blood up. From the top, it looks fairly straightforward, but under the skin, you can see it's a little more loosey-goosey. This looks like the inside view of a teddy bear being humped by a chihuahua. You can see the mouthparts separate, and they're very bendy-bendy and flexible. There's often quite a bit of searching that has to happen before a capillary is found. Remember, they can't see any of this. They're just groping around like a surgeon operating on a patient buried in a ball pit, and they make mistakes. Look, it went right through that blood vessel. That's a mess, and if you suck on one too fast, you can collapse it.

其中一個泵入唾液，就像安全和警報系統專家。另一個，即脣瓣，則是近距離接觸者。它刺穿血管，把血液吸上來。從頂部看，它相當直觀，但在皮膚下面，你可以看到它有點鬆鬆垮垮。這看起來就像泰迪熊被吉娃娃駝背時的內視圖。你可以看到口器是分開的，它們非常彎曲、柔軟。在找到毛細管之前，往往要進行一番搜索。記住，它們看不到這些。他們只是在摸索，就像外科醫生給埋在球窩裡的病人做手術一樣，他們會犯錯誤。看，它直接穿過了血管。如果你吸得太快 血管就會塌陷

Now, with all this fiddling about, the mosquito risks being detected. However, the mosquito's saliva contains cocktails that help turn off the host's alarm systems, both numbing the nerves and suppressing the immune response. The saliva can also contain some unwanted hitchhikers the mosquito picked up from another host. These pathogens cause a variety of disease. Only about five percent of mosquito species carry pathogens dangerous to humans, but those five percent are a doozy and have killed more people than any other animal, including people, and people are very good at killing people. When a good blood vessel is finally found, pumps in the head pull the blood up and into the tum-tums. Liquids get expelled out the back to concentrate the blood meal. I mean, that's straight up DWE, defecating while eating, and you know you're not supposed to do that, not often. The female's tummy parts secrete a membrane that surrounds the ingested blood. This allows her to continue eating sugar while the blood is broken down into the building blocks she will need to make eggs. That's right, there are mosquito babies out there that were made from bits of you. Some species, like those in the genus Haenopheles, pictured here with a match so you can get a sense of how hard it is for them to pick up a smoking habit, lay their eggs individually on the surface of ponds or marshes, and each egg is equipped with little floaties on either side. Other species prefer to lay their eggs in containers that fill up with water when it rains. Could be a hole in a tree stump or a discarded tire, even the cup of a flower. On the plus side, if you lay your eggs in those, there won't be any fish or dragonfly larvae. On the other hand, it might dry out before your larvae become adults.

現在，蚊子這麼一折騰，就有被發現的危險。不過，蚊子的唾液中含有有助於關閉宿主警報系統的雞尾酒，既能麻痺神經，又能抑制免疫反應。唾液中還可能含有蚊子從另一個宿主那裡撿來的一些不受歡迎的搭便車者。這些病原體會導致各種疾病。只有大約百分之五的蚊子種類攜帶對人類有危險的病原體，但這百分之五的蚊子都很厲害，它們殺死的人比任何其他動物都多，包括人，而人是非常擅長殺人的。當終於找到一條良好的血管時，頭部的泵就會把血液往上拉，進入胃部。液體從背部排出，以濃縮血食。我的意思是，這就是直接的DWE，邊吃邊排便，你知道你不應該

As a sort of insurance, Aedes aegypti lays its eggs above the waterline. There they—oh, she knocked a couple down. No mother's perfect. I mean, who hasn't lost a child or two at the water park?

作為一種保險，埃及伊蚊把卵產在水線以上。它們在那裡 哦 她撞倒了幾個沒有完美的母親我是說，誰沒在水上樂園丟過一兩個孩子？

There they can stay dried out until it rains again and the container fills up more.

在那裡，它們可以保持乾燥，直到再次下雨，容器裡的水更多。

Now, Toxorhynchides, the best mosquito, also likes laying its eggs in containers, especially if there's other mosquito larvae in there that its babies can eat.

現在，最好的蚊子 Toxorhynchides 也喜歡在容器裡產卵，特別是如果裡面有其他蚊子幼蟲，它的寶寶可以吃的話。

They sort of butt-whip their eggs into the container while they're flying.

在飛行過程中，它們會把蛋甩到容器裡。

If you look close, you can see it. Right there. Little egg bomb. Now, here's something special.

如果你湊近看，就能看到它。就在那兒小雞蛋炸彈現在，這裡有些特別的東西

Researcher Rachel Morreale recently observed a novel behavior. When the smaller Aedes aegypti females sense that a Toxorhynchides female is egg-bombing their hole, they fly right up and start harassing it. Look, they're knocking right into her like a blackbird mobbing a hawk.

研究員雷切爾-莫雷勒（Rachel Morreale）最近觀察到了一種新奇的行為。當體型較小的埃及伊蚊雌蟲察覺到一隻雌性埃及伊蚊正在用卵轟炸它們的洞穴時，它們就會馬上飛起來，開始騷擾它。看，它們直接撞向雌伊蚊，就像黑鳥圍攻老鷹一樣。

That's aggressive mothering. You wouldn't expect that. But here's another one.

這是咄咄逼人的母愛你不會想到的但這裡還有一個

Females in the genus Trichoprosapon—I can't pronounce that. Jerry, fix it in post, would you?

Trichoprosapon- 屬中的雌性--我不會發音。傑瑞，你能不能在帖子裡改一下？

Females in the genus Trigonsbone stay with their eggs and guard them.

三疣蝶屬的雌蝶與卵在一起，並守護著它們。

Their eggs are arranged in a little raft that she holds between her legs.

它們的卵排列在一個小筏子裡，它把筏子夾在兩腿之間。

Now, other species make rafts, too, and they're very carefully constructed.

現在，其他物種也製造木筏，而且建造得非常仔細。

Here you can see a female Culex mosquito building one of her rafts, each egg individually glued to the others.

在這裡，您可以看到一隻雌庫蚊正在建造自己的木筏，每個卵都單獨粘在其他卵上。

I mean, that's magic right there. It's like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

我的意思是，這就是魔法。就像從帽子裡掏出一隻兔子。

I mean, if the hat was your butt and the rabbit was a tic-tac, it looks like the stress test room in a condom factory.

我的意思是，如果帽子是你的屁股，兔子是嘀嗒糖，那看起來就像是安全套工廠的壓力測試室。

How are they holding up? There's a little leakage, but other than that, they're fine.

它們還能用嗎？有一點滲漏，但除此之外都很好。

What, Jerry? What do you mean, what are mosquitoes good for? You don't ask that question, Jerry.

什麼，傑瑞？你說蚊子有什麼用？你不會問這個問題的，傑瑞

Mosquitoes are good for making more mosquitoes, that's what. Ask a chicken what people are good for. You won't like what the chicken says. And now look, on top of everything else, you've got a talking chicken. And let me tell you, that gets annoying.

蚊子的作用就是製造更多的蚊子。問問雞，人有什麼好處？你不會喜歡雞說的話的現在，你看，除了這些，你還有一隻會說話的雞。 And now look, on top of everything else, you've got a talking chicken.讓我告訴你，這很煩人

Jerry, I laid an egg. Jerry, I laid another egg.

傑瑞，我下了個蛋傑瑞，我又下了個蛋

Jerry, I laid—oh, sorry, that's not an egg. And you snap and say something hurtful.

傑瑞，我下蛋了--哦，對不起，那不是蛋。而你卻突然說了些傷人的話

Like, I don't care about your stupid eggs, chicken. And now look what you did.

比如，我才不在乎你的蠢蛋，小雞。現在看看你乾的好事

That's why you don't ask what something's good for, Jerry. You end up with a sulky chicken.

這就是為什麼你不問 什麼是好東西，傑裡。你會得到一隻悶悶不樂的雞

Wants to meet you. She likes your feet, too. Watch her slide up. Mosquito says, hello.

想見見你她也喜歡你的腳看她滑上來蚊子向你問好

Mosquito says, hello. Mosquito says, hello. Mosquito says, hello.

蚊子問你好蚊子說，你好蚊子說，你好

Mosquito says, hello.

蚊子向你問好