Like, be honest. All rise.

就像，說實話。全體起立

The vibe has arrived, and she is serving justice in looks.

氛圍已經到來，她正在用容貌伸張正義。

Your Honor, the only thing my defendant killed was the vibes.

法官大人，我的被告殺死的唯一東西就是震動。

And she is, like, so sorry about that. Stop it.

她對此感到非常抱歉。別說了

Shut up.

閉嘴

I put the lit in litigate.

我把 lit 放在 litigate 中。

Now, he's supposed to be tried by a jury of his peers, but we couldn't find that many mid-men.

現在，他應該由他的同齡人組成的陪審團審判 但我們找不到那麼多中年男人

Zing!

Zing！

Just kidding.

開個玩笑

They're everywhere, bestie.

它們無處不在，閨蜜。

Am I right? Get out of here.

我說得對嗎？離開這裡

Excuse me, Your Honor.

對不起，法官大人

That's, like, so sus, right?

這，就像，所以SUS，對不對？

That's a lie, but go off.

那是騙人的，但還是走吧。

Talk is cheap?

空談誤國？

You haven't seen my hourly rate. I deserve a settlement just for dealing with this man.

你還沒見過我的時薪呢光是跟這個人打交道 我就該得到一筆賠償金

Objection!

反對！

Let her cook.

讓她做飯

He is, like, so proud of his oral argument.

他對自己的口頭辯論非常自豪。

This you?

是你嗎？

You call it going through his stuff.

你說這是翻他的東西

I call it discovery. Your Honor, I have receipts.

我稱之為 "發現法官大人 我有收據

Let me pull up the screenshots of the group chat.

讓我調出群聊截圖。

May the record reflect that your client is DeLulu.

請記錄你的委託人是德魯魯。

It looks like you.

看起來像你。

It's the defense for me. Okay, but did I ask?

這是我的辯護。好吧，但我問了嗎？

I call my next witness to the stand, my bestie.

我請下一位證人出庭作證，我的閨蜜。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Clap for her, you guys.

你們為她鼓掌吧

This is her outfit of slay.

這就是她的 "殺手裝"。

Go off.

走吧

Tell the truth.

說實話

A unibrow.

一字眉

Look at that.

看看這個。

Fucking get it. Time isn't the only thing being served.

他媽的明白了吧時間不是唯一的服務。

I don't smoke.

我不吸菸。

I'm Gen Z.

我是 Z 世代。

This unibrowed motherfucker looks exactly like you, bitch. Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force.

這個沒眉毛的混蛋跟你長得一模一樣，賤人。權力應該來自被統治者的同意，而不是武力威脅。

Damn straight, that's a Barbie quote.

我說的沒錯吧，這是芭比娃娃的名言。

Hey, Barbie. Your Honor, I rest my case because I must go get my beauty sleep.

嘿 芭比法官大人 我不說了 我要去睡美容覺了

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如果你不懂網絡語言，SEO 就是搜索引擎優化。

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這基本上意味著您將更頻繁地出現在谷歌首頁。

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