Hi!

你好！

Welcome to a road trip.

歡迎來到公路旅行。

So, we just got up, it's Sunday.

我們剛起床，今天是星期天。

We're just sort of gonna start getting on with the day.

我們要開始新的一天了。

Blair's having little meetings with us, talking about some shows and stuff that we've got planned going forward, things like that, music, content, toothbrushes.

布萊爾和我們開了個小會，討論了一些演出和我們未來計劃的東西，比如音樂、內容、牙刷。

Picking photos through our recent photo shoot.

挑選我們最近拍攝的照片

First photo shoot is a five.

第一次拍照是 5 分。

Big moment for the band, because there's still not a photo out there of us as a five, so this will be the first.

這對樂隊來說是個重要時刻，因為還沒有一張我們五個人的合影，所以這將是第一張。

Do you wanna see it?

你想看看嗎？

First ever photo.

第一張照片

There it is.

就在那兒。

Should we give it a nickname?

要不要給它起個暱稱？

Cornelius.

科尼利厄斯

Cornelius.

科尼利厄斯

Cornelius.

科尼利厄斯

This is Cornelius, the photo.

這是照片上的科尼利厄斯。

We've had quite a busy day, quite a lot of meetings with Blair, planning for the future.

我們今天很忙，和布萊爾開了很多會，計劃未來。

We also didn't have a lot of footage for the vlog.

我們也沒有很多視頻素材。

He literally, out of nowhere, goes, dropped a lick of toilet water.

他不知道從哪兒冒出來，舔了一口馬桶水。

He said you'd do it.

他說你會做的

Mum.

媽媽

Let's go.

我們走吧

Mum.

媽媽

Come on.

來吧

I don't wanna do it.

我不想這麼做

You ready?

準備好了嗎？

Do it.

動手吧

You've done worse.

你做過更糟糕的事

Oh my god.

我的天啊

You're gonna die.

你會死的

We've got given these by fans.

這些都是粉絲們送給我們的。

So here's like, they're all like really French food.

所以，這裡的食物都是真正的法國菜。

So, they're really French.

所以，他們真的是法國人。

And we're gonna stick that on a plate.

我們要把它放在盤子裡

Watch, watch, watch.

看，看，看

And then we're gonna stick the caramel on it.

然後把焦糖粘上去

We're gonna microwave it all in.

我們要用微波爐把它全部加熱。

And then we're gonna stick some fudge and some of these special biscuits on top.

然後我們會在上面放一些軟糖和特製餅乾

And we're gonna call it Paris.

我們就叫它 "巴黎 "吧

I just wanna film what happened.

我只想拍下發生了什麼

I tried moving the plate and it went like this.

我試著移動盤子，結果是這樣的。

In it goes.

裡面有

Yellow.

黃色

So we've decorated it.

所以我們裝飾了它。

And in it goes.

然後就進去了。

Ten minutes I reckon.

我估計十分鐘。

Open wide.

張大嘴巴。

Oh yeah, good boy.

是啊，好孩子

Cut the yolk right into pieces.

將蛋黃直接切成塊。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

The cake's actually quite good.

蛋糕其實很不錯。

You've caramel dripping out of your mouth.

你的嘴裡都滴出焦糖了。

You look disgusting.

你看起來真噁心

So that was tasty.

味道不錯。

Thank you French roadies.

謝謝你們法國的路人。

You absolute heroes.

你們是絕對的英雄

We've demolished all of it pretty much.

我們把所有的東西都拆得差不多了。

How weird would it be if that's what we were supposed to do with them?

如果這就是我們應該對它們做的事，那該有多奇怪？

I think, I thought it was.

我想，我想是的。

I thought it was a cooking kit.

我還以為是烹飪工具包。

Look at my hand.

看看我的手

He did that.

他做到了。

Punched me in the arm and I was like, ow.

一拳打在我胳膊上，我當時就想，嗷。

I went to punch him back and he threw the laptop off my hand.

我想回敬他一拳，他卻扔掉了我手中的筆記本電腦。

Look what happened.

看看發生了什麼。

I wouldn't do that.

我不會那麼做。

It's a lot of money.

這是一大筆錢。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Look at that.

看看這個。

That is a gash.

這是個傷口。

It was like, it was like a meteorite hit my arm.

我的手臂就像被隕石擊中了一樣。

So Ryan's cleared up the blood.

瑞安把血跡清理乾淨了

Everything's all sorted.

一切都解決了

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

Farmer boy.

農夫男孩

You are mate.

你是夥計。

Oi me trotter.

喂，我的小蹄子

Oi me mate.

我也是

This is how farmers talk.

農民就是這樣說話的。

You are mate.

你是夥計。

Oi me trotter.

喂，我的小蹄子

Mikey, do you feel hurt that Jack's come in and started nutting things?

米奇，你覺得受傷害 傑克的到來，並開始螺母的事情嗎？

No, I like it.

不，我喜歡。

I'm a trendsetter.

我是一個潮流引領者。

Why don't you nut each other?

你們為什麼不互相堅果？

Hmm.

嗯

Just because we don't have enough footage for the vlog.

只是因為我們沒有足夠的視頻素材。

Don't move.

別動

One, two, three.

一、二、三

Oh.

哦。

It was like bowling balls.

就像保齡球一樣。

So they're playing who can header the bag of coins the hardest.

所以，他們在玩誰能最用力地用頭頂起硬幣袋。

Oh.

哦。

That was good enough.

這就足夠了。

Head of the bed to make up for it.

床頭來彌補。

Oh.

哦。

Mate, not going to lie.

夥計，不騙你。

That didn't sound good.

這聽起來不太好。

Oh.

哦。

Nice.

不錯。

Mikey, I'll give you something to header.

米奇，我給你一些頭條新聞。

It won't hurt that much.

不會那麼疼的。

Oh wait, is that glass?

哦，等等，那是玻璃嗎？

This is basically bogeys but with pain on this.

這基本上是個柏忌，但也有痛苦。

Go.

去吧

See if you can break his bed.

看看能不能把他的床弄壞。

Idiot.

白痴。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Yeah?

是嗎？

Oh sorry.

哦，對不起。

Go on then.

那就繼續吧。

You got it.

你說對了。

You'll be fine mate.

你會沒事的，夥計。

Straight into it.

直接進入

I reckon you got it.

我想你明白了。

And he's running off.

他跑了

And in five, four, three, two, one.

五、四、三、二、一。

Oh.

哦。

I just slipped.

我只是滑了一跤。

I've been asleep for the last hour.

我已經睡了一個小時了。

You woke me up three times.

你把我吵醒了三次

Oh dear, we are in trouble.

天哪，我們有麻煩了。

One day.

有一天

Is that what it took?

是這樣嗎？

Hello.

你好

Okay, so Mia sent me a Snapchat video.

好吧，米婭給我發了一段 Snapchat 視頻。

So I'm going to watch it with you today.

所以我今天要和你們一起看。

No.

不

She's pretty.

她很漂亮

She's a deer like me.

她和我一樣是隻鹿。

Thanks Mia.

謝謝你，米婭。

Legend.

圖例

Go on Mia or Snapchat.

上 Mia 或 Snapchat。

Of course.

當然。

It's a sick song.

這是一首變態的歌。

Of course.

當然。

I'm on my way to an Ed Sheeran fan club.

我正在去艾德-希蘭粉絲俱樂部的路上。

Bye.

再見。