Name: 埃爾莫爾的祕密生活 | 口香糖球 | @cartoonnetworkuk (The Secret Life of Elmore | Gumball | @cartoonnetworkuk)
Uploaded: 2024-09-06T03:21:15.000Z
Duration: 4 min 18 s

This is boring! B-b-b-b-boring! B-b-b-b-b-boring!

Coming through. Hey dude, I got your popcorn.

Yeah, it's just here in my pocket. Help yourself.

Well, your cholesterol is way too high. I recommend you become a veggie burger.

你的膽固醇太高了。我建議你做個素食漢堡。

Yeah, I know. Apparently he paid a fortune for it, but it's supposed to look just like the real thing.

我知道顯然他花了一大筆錢買的，但看起來應該和真的一樣。

Wait, wait. He's coming. Don't mention it. Just act cool.

Hey Steve. Nothing much. We're just hanging here.

嘿，史蒂夫。沒什麼事我們只是在這裡閒逛

Alright, I know you know. So what do you think?

好吧，我知道你知道。你覺得怎麼樣？

Oh come on, give me a break. Hank, what do you think?

拜託，饒了我吧漢克，你怎麼看？

It looks like a wax turban! It looks like a strawberry mop! It looks like a pink fondue!

看起來像蠟頭巾！看起來像草莓拖把看起來像粉色火鍋

噢，別這樣，史蒂夫。沒必要這麼緊張

Bacon man, I'm made of bacon. I'm the only one who can convert the vegetarian to bacon.

培根老兄，我是培根做的。我是唯一一個能把素食者變成培根的人。

Cause I'm made of bacon. I'm the bacon man. I'm made of...

因為我是燻肉做的我是培根人我是由...

Hey dude, here's your popcorn. Can you give it to me slowly this time, please?

老兄，爆米花來了這次能慢慢給我嗎？

No, it'll take a little more time, darling.

不，還需要一點時間，親愛的。

Mother, you will let me know when we're there?

媽媽，我們到了你會告訴我嗎？

Mother, I'm bored. Will you not go faster?

媽媽，我很無聊你能不能開快點？

是的，這聽起來是個非常好的主意。

Yes, we are. Now daddy's going to take care of you while mommy has a little lie down.

是的現在爸爸來照顧你，媽媽去休息一下。

Oh man, I thought I was the only one who had no idea why he's here.

哦，天哪，我還以為只有我不知道他為什麼會在這裡。

What about me? I came here a year ago to use the men's room and I never found my way out.

那我呢？一年前我來這裡用過男廁所，但一直找不到出去的路。

Wait, guys, what are we doing with our lives?

等等，夥計們，我們這是在幹什麼？

He's right. Why are we slaving away with these nooses around our necks instead of running in the forest naked?

他說得沒錯。為什麼我們脖子上套著這些絞索，而不是在森林裡裸奔？

我是說在森林裡跑步，就這樣。

Yeah, what is there to stop us from living the lives we deserve, huh?

是啊，有什麼能阻止我們過上應有的生活呢？

嘿，夥計們，這是你們的薪水。

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埃爾莫爾的祕密生活 | 口香糖球 | @cartoonnetworkuk (The Secret Life of Elmore | Gumball | @cartoonnetworkuk)

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