Coming through. Hey dude, I got your popcorn.

借過夥計，我給你買了爆米花

Aw, thanks man. Do you have my change?

謝謝你你有我的零錢嗎？

Yeah, it's just here in my pocket. Help yourself.

對，就在我口袋裡請自便

Whatever man, just keep it.

管它呢，留著吧。

Cool!

酷斃了

Aw man, I'm thirsty.

哦，老兄，我渴了。

You want another?

還要嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Sorry. Excuse me.

對不起請原諒

So what's wrong with me, doctor?

我到底怎麼了，醫生？

Well, your cholesterol is way too high. I recommend you become a veggie burger.

你的膽固醇太高了。我建議你做個素食漢堡。

I'll be with you in a minute, sir.

我馬上就來，先生。

Dammit!

真該死

So, you heard about Steve?

你聽說史蒂夫的事了嗎？

Yeah, I know. Apparently he paid a fortune for it, but it's supposed to look just like the real thing.

我知道顯然他花了一大筆錢買的，但看起來應該和真的一樣。

Wait, wait. He's coming. Don't mention it. Just act cool.

等等，等等他來了別提了裝酷

Hey guys.

你們好

What's going on?

怎麼了？

Hey Steve. Nothing much. We're just hanging here.

嘿，史蒂夫。沒什麼事我們只是在這裡閒逛

Here!

給你

But hey, it's good to see you.

不過，很高興見到你。

Mug!

馬克杯

Mug, mug, mug, mug.

杯子，杯子，杯子，杯子

But anyway, how's it going, toupee?

總之，怎麼樣，假髮？

Today! Today!

今天今天

Today!

今天

Alright, I know you know. So what do you think?

好吧，我知道你知道。你覺得怎麼樣？

Your hair is horrible!

你的頭髮太糟糕了！

Oh come on, give me a break. Hank, what do you think?

拜託，饒了我吧漢克，你怎麼看？

It looks like a wax turban! It looks like a strawberry mop! It looks like a pink fondue!

看起來像蠟頭巾！看起來像草莓拖把看起來像粉色火鍋

You guys are real jerks, you know that?

你們真是混蛋，知道嗎？

Aw, come on Steve. No need to wig out.

噢，別這樣，史蒂夫。沒必要這麼緊張

Gentlemen, goodbye.

先生們，再見

But it suits you!

但這很適合你！

Bacon man, I'm made of bacon. I'm the only one who can convert the vegetarian to bacon.

培根老兄，我是培根做的。我是唯一一個能把素食者變成培根的人。

Cause I'm made of bacon. I'm the bacon man. I'm made of...

因為我是燻肉做的我是培根人我是由...

Sorry, sorry. Me again. Coming through.

對不起，對不起。又是我借過

Hey dude, here's your popcorn. Can you give it to me slowly this time, please?

老兄，爆米花來了這次能慢慢給我嗎？

Sure.

當然。

Yeah, sorry.

是的，對不起。

Let me pick it up.

讓我來接。

No, no, no. I can do this.

不，不，不我能做到

Ugh!

唉！

Dude, are you alright?

老兄，你還好嗎？

Yeah, everything's cool.

是的，一切都很好

Argh!

啊

Argh!

啊

Mother, are we there yet?

媽媽，我們到了嗎？

No, not yet, sweetie.

不，還不行，親愛的

Mother, will we get there soon?

媽媽，我們快到了嗎？

Yes, quite soon.

是的，很快。

Mother, are we there yet?

媽媽，我們到了嗎？

No, it'll take a little more time, darling.

不，還需要一點時間，親愛的。

Mother, you will let me know when we're there?

媽媽，我們到了你會告訴我嗎？

Yes, my precious.

是的，我的寶貝。

Mother, are we there now?

媽媽，我們到了嗎？

No, not yet, darling.

不，還不行，親愛的

Mother, I'm bored. Will you not go faster?

媽媽，我很無聊你能不能開快點？

Yes, that sounds like a very good idea.

是的，這聽起來是個非常好的主意。

Mother, are we there?

媽媽，我們到了嗎？

Yes, we are. Now daddy's going to take care of you while mommy has a little lie down.

是的現在爸爸來照顧你，媽媽去休息一下。

So Mike, what is it you do here?

麥克，你在這裡做什麼？

I'm a financial practitioner contractor.

我是一名金融從業承包商。

Nice. May I just ask what that is?

真不錯我能問問那是什麼嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

But I hate it!

但我討厭這樣！

Oh man, I thought I was the only one who had no idea why he's here.

哦，天哪，我還以為只有我不知道他為什麼會在這裡。

What about me? I came here a year ago to use the men's room and I never found my way out.

那我呢？一年前我來這裡用過男廁所，但一直找不到出去的路。

Wait, guys, what are we doing with our lives?

等等，夥計們，我們這是在幹什麼？

He's right. Why are we slaving away with these nooses around our necks instead of running in the forest naked?

他說得沒錯。為什麼我們脖子上套著這些絞索，而不是在森林裡裸奔？

I mean running in the forest, period.

我是說在森林裡跑步，就這樣。

Yeah, what is there to stop us from living the lives we deserve, huh?

是啊，有什麼能阻止我們過上應有的生活呢？

Hey guys, here's your paycheck.

嘿，夥計們，這是你們的薪水。

Oh yeah, that's why.

哦，是的，這就是原因。

Hey guys, here's your paycheck.

嘿，夥計們，這是你們的薪水。

Oh yeah, that's why.

哦，是的，這就是原因。