Name: 最醜的寵物 | 口香糖球 | @cartoonnetworkuk (The Ugliest Pet | Gumball | @cartoonnetworkuk)
Uploaded: 2024-09-06T03:21:10.000Z
Duration: 4 min 7 s

Ugh, what is that? It looks like an angry green hat.

那是什麼？看起來像一頂憤怒的綠帽子。

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Nah, it's more like a very mean old man carrying a sad house on his back.

不，這更像是一個非常吝嗇的老人揹著一棟悲傷的房子。

Yeah, or like an evil wiener poking out of a ravioli.

是啊，或者像一根邪惡的香腸從餛飩裡探出頭來。

I can't believe you've done this, Richard. A pet is a big responsibility and I don't have time to look after a...

真不敢相信你會這麼做 理查德寵物責任重大，我沒有時間照顧它。

Well, you should have thought of that before making your dad buy one.

好吧，在讓你爸爸買之前，你就應該想到這一點。

And you better take good care of it, because that little guy is your responsibility.

你最好好好照顧它，因為這個小傢伙是你的責任。

Look, I agree he's kind of mega gross, cold, wet, smells like a belly button, and has the beady eyes of a ventriloquist dummy, but he's part of the family now, so we're going to love him like a Watterson.

聽著，我同意他有點噁心，又冷又溼，聞起來像肚臍眼，還有一雙口技假人的炯炯有神的眼睛，但他現在是家裡的一員了，所以我們會像愛沃特森一樣愛他。

Well, the best way to make a bond with a new pet is physical contact.

那麼，與新寵物建立聯繫的最佳方式就是身體接觸。

Dude, don't let your fear prevent you from having a beautiful relationship.

老兄，別讓恐懼阻礙你擁有一段美好的感情。

I'm not scared, I just don't think he likes me.

我不是害怕，我只是覺得他不喜歡我。

Really? The I-feel-sorry-that-you-can't-feel-love face?

真的嗎？那張 "我為你無法感受到愛而感到抱歉 "的臉？

Oh, come on, that's not petting. He can't feel anything on his shell.

拜託，那不是撫摸。它的殼上沒有任何感覺

Would it make me a bad person if I said I really, really don't like this turtle?

如果我說我真的真的不喜歡這隻烏龜，會不會讓我變成一個壞人？

Okay, I'll just think it really, really hard.

Okay, maybe he's not ready for physical contact yet.

好吧，也許他還沒做好身體接觸的準備。

I'm sure he's more scared of us than we are of him.

我敢肯定，他更怕我們，而不是我們怕他。

Who knows what's going through his head right now.

誰知道他現在腦子裡在想什麼。

Bite, bite, bite. Eat food for strength to bite, bite, bite.

咬、咬、咬。咬、咬、咬，吃東西才有力氣。

Or maybe he's just anxious because this is our territory.

也許他只是因為這裡是我們的地盤而焦慮不安。

Dude, if you treat him like a vicious criminal, he's bound to behave like one.

老兄，如果你把他當成窮凶極惡的罪犯，他的行為就一定會像罪犯一樣。

You have to trust him if you want him to trust you.

如果你想讓他信任你，就必須信任他。

And now we just sit back, relax, and watch him become at one with us and his surroundings.

現在，我們只需坐下來，放鬆心情，看著他與我們和周圍的環境融為一體。

The person who was given the responsibility?

Or the person who gave that person the responsibility?

I say technically, you can only blame yourself.

我說，從技術上講，這隻能怪你自己。

Unfortunately, to persuade this family CEO, the turtle would have to do something absolutely horrific.

不幸的是，要說服這位家庭首席執行官，烏龜必須做出一些絕對可怕的事情。

哦，我的天哪，這真是太可怕了！

I mean, there's horrific, and there's absolutely horrific.

我是說，有可怕的，也有絕對可怕的。

Dad, this is a parking lot. Where's the store?

爸爸，這裡是停車場商店在哪兒？

它有一扇門，可以像這樣推開。

And the man inside sold puppies and watches and stereos and fur coats and golf clubs and fireworks.

裡面的人賣小狗、手錶、音響、裘皮大衣、高爾夫球杆和煙花。

他從一個開面包車的人那裡買了一隻烏龜。

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最醜的寵物 | 口香糖球 | @cartoonnetworkuk (The Ugliest Pet | Gumball | @cartoonnetworkuk)

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