Name: 在真實的 2015 年回到未來 (Back To The Future In ACTUAL 2015)
Uploaded: 2024-09-03T11:49:21.000Z
Duration: 3 min 22 s

We've got to travel to the future to save them.

我們必須穿越到未來去拯救他們。

Who knows what kind of technological advancements and, like, societal progress we've made in three decades.

誰知道三十年來我們取得了怎樣的技術進步和社會進步呢？

Well, let's load up the car's fusion reactor with garbage and find them.

好吧，讓我們在汽車的聚變反應堆裡裝滿垃圾，然後找到他們。

Most cars still run on fossil fuels, and the ones that don't are prohibitively expensive for most people.

大多數汽車仍然使用化石燃料，而那些不使用化石燃料的汽車對於大多數人來說價格過於昂貴。

Hasn't the government made, like, meaningful investment in clean energy?

難道政府沒有對清潔能源進行有意義的投資嗎？

It's gotten so bad that carbon emissions have irreversibly changed the planet's climate.

情況已經變得非常糟糕，碳排放已經不可逆轉地改變了地球的氣候。

In fact, flying is a real ordeal since the rise of fundamentalist Islamic terrorists has made travel a nightmare of fear and security theater.

事實上，由於伊斯蘭原教旨主義恐怖分子的崛起，使旅行成為恐懼和安全問題的噩夢，乘坐飛機是一種真正的折磨。

這是一個多麼黑暗的地緣政治時代。

I bet they're like futuristic self-lacing sneakers, right, Doc?

我打賭它們就像未來的自動繫帶運動鞋，對吧，博士？

It looks like a clogged, fucked Swiss cheese.

它看起來就像一塊堵塞的、一團糟的瑞士奶酪。

I gotta tell you, Doc, this future seems pretty terrible.

我得告訴你，醫生，這個未來似乎很可怕。

I know, but we have to survive it for the sake of your kids.

我知道，但為了你們的孩子，我們必須挺過去。

Cubs wins revoked amidst steroid scandal.

小熊隊因類固醇醜聞被取消冠軍頭銜

Yeah, the whole sport of baseball is in pretty dire condition.

是啊，整個棒球運動的狀況都非常糟糕。

It's been struggling to find new fans and rampant drug use has tarnished the game.

它一直在努力尋找新的粉絲，猖獗的吸毒現象也玷汙了這項運動。

What a grim development for America's pastime.

對於美國的娛樂活動來說，這是一個多麼嚴峻的事態發展。

此外，紙質媒體的生命也已走到盡頭。

I'll just hop on a hoverboard and float away.

Okay, well, I guess if it helps me get away...

好吧，我想如果它能幫我逃脫...

There's a pack of Vine stars riding past right now.

現在就有一群藤蔓明星騎馬經過。

Yeah, I don't know what Vine is, but I hate them.

是的，我不知道 Vine 是什麼，但我討厭它們。

You got a lot of nerve showing your face, McFly.

If I was gonna bully you, I'd do it anonymously online, where I would continuously encourage you to commit suicide and leak nude photos of you.

如果我要欺負你，我會在網上匿名欺負你，我會不斷鼓勵你自殺，並洩露你的裸照。

Hey, whoa, sounds like we've all forgotten how to treat our fellow humans with dignity.

嘿，哇哦，聽起來我們都忘了如何有尊嚴地對待我們的同胞了。

Technology has connected us, but in many ways, driven us farther apart than ever before.

技術將我們聯繫在一起，但在許多方面，技術也使我們比以往任何時候都更加疏遠。

偉大的斯科特，我們是如何墮落的？

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在真實的 2015 年回到未來 (Back To The Future In ACTUAL 2015)

struggle

incredible

slightly

progress