Here to comment is our very own Marcelo Hernandez.

在此發表評論的是我們的馬塞洛-埃爾南德斯（Marcelo Hernandez）。

Colin, great to see you, Papa.

科林 很高興見到你 爸爸

You're looking good, Colin.

你氣色不錯 科林

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

It's always great to see you, Marcelo. So why do you think that men are depressed?

見到你總是很高興 馬塞洛 你覺得男人為什麼會抑鬱？

Colin, to understand why men are depressed, we have to first talk about women.

科林，要了解男人為什麼抑鬱，我們必須先談談女人。

And I understand women.

我瞭解女人。

Yeah, I don't know if you want to start with that.

是的，我不知道你是否想從這個開始。

No, Colin.

不，科林

Like, I grew up with only women in my house, okay?

比如，我從小到大家裡只有女人，好嗎？

It was me, my mom, and my sister.

只有我、媽媽和姐姐。

And then in high school, my mom's best friend and her daughter moved in.

高中時，我媽媽最好的朋友和她的女兒搬了進來。

So it was just me and four women.

所以只有我和四個女人。

And when that happens to you, Colin, when it's just you and four women, you have no choice but to become the man of the house.

當這種情況發生在你身上 科林 當只有你和四個女人的時候 你別無選擇 只能成為家裡的男人

Wrong.

錯了

To become a woman.

成為女人

I was a woman for many years, Colin.

多年來我一直是個女人 科林

A proud Latina woman.

一位自豪的拉丁裔女性

And I was living a double life, you know?

我過著雙重生活，你知道嗎？

Because at school, I was captain of the soccer team, screaming at all the players, "You better play defense today!" And then I would get home, and my mom would be like, "Marcelo, how do I look?" And I would be like, "You look amazing, Mommy.

因為在學校裡 我是足球隊的隊長 衝著所有球員大喊 "你們今天最好做好防守！"然後我回到家 我媽媽會問 "馬塞洛 我看起來怎麼樣"我會說 "你看起來棒極了 媽媽

As a matter of fact, do me a favor.

事實上，請幫我一個忙。

Go back into your room and walk out again.

回到房間，再走出來。

I want to see you again.

我想再見到你

Where are you going?

你要去哪兒？

The White House?

白宮？

Is my mama going to meet the president?" And how does this relate to men being depressed?

我媽媽要去見總統嗎？" 這和男人抑鬱有什麼關係？

Because, Colin, women support each other.

因為，科林，女人是相互支持的。

Men don't support each other.

男人們不互相支持。

That's why they're depressed.

這就是他們沮喪的原因。

A girl can tell her best friend anything, and she'll support it no matter what.

女孩可以對她最好的朋友說任何事，無論如何她都會支持。

A girl will tell her best friend, she'll be like, "I'm dating this guy, and he robs banks." And then her friend will be like, "At least he has a passion." And you don't think that men are as supportive?

一個女孩會告訴她最好的朋友 她會說 "我在和一個男人約會 他搶銀行"然後她的朋友會說 "至少他有激情"你覺得男人就不會支持你？

No, not at all.

不，一點也不。

That's why I don't go to the barbershop anymore, Colin.

這就是為什麼我不再去理髮店了 科林

It's a negative energy in there.

那是一種負能量。

No one is happy to see you when you go to the barbershop.

你去理髮店的時候，沒有人會樂意見到你。

Every time I go, the guy's like, "Look who it is.

每次我去，那傢伙都會說："看看這是誰。

We already told you, buddy, we can't make you taller." That's why a little prince like me goes to the salon, Colin.

我們已經告訴過你了 夥計 我們不能讓你長高"這就是像我這樣的小王子 去美容院的原因 科林

I get to the salon, Colin, and the lady's like, "Where have you been?" And I'm like, "I don't know.

我去了沙龍，科林 然後那位女士問："你去哪兒了？"我說 我不知道

I missed you." Okay, the salon do be sounding kind of fire.

我好想你"好吧，沙龍聽起來確實有點火。

It do.

確實如此。

It do, Colin.

是的，科林。

It do.

確實如此。

I'm just trying to say that women have support, okay?

我只是想說，婦女有支持，好嗎？

When a woman goes through a breakup, all her friends show up.

當一個女人失戀時，她所有的朋友都會出現。

When a guy goes through a breakup, his boys just act like his flight got delayed.

當一個男人失戀時，他的小夥伴們就會表現得像他的班機延誤了一樣。

You'll be like, "Yo, I was in love with her, man.

你會說，"喲，我愛上她了，夥計。

Out of nowhere, she left me." And my best friend will be like, "Damn.

她突然就離開我了"。我最好的朋友會說 "該死

That sucks, bro.

真糟糕，兄弟。

Just go to Chili's and wait for the next one, my boy." And you would say this is the reason men are the most depressed they've ever been in history?

"去Chili's餐廳等下一個吧，孩子"你說這就是男人有史以來最抑鬱的原因？

Yes, and also a variety of other psychological and genetic issues, but they're not as funny, and I don't have stand-up on that.

是的，還有其他各種心理和遺傳問題，但都不那麼有趣，我也沒有這方面的單口相聲。

Marcel Hernandez, everyone.

馬塞爾-埃爾南德斯，各位

I'm glowing.

我容光煥發。

I'm getting glowing.

我變得容光煥發。

I'm glowing.

我容光煥發。