So, this is definitely the worst you're ever going to see me look.

所以，這絕對是你能看到的我最糟糕的樣子了。

Hi.

你好。

That was sick.

太噁心了

I'm getting a lot of weird looks here, guys.

夥計們，我在這裡受到了很多奇怪的目光。

This is the best day of my life.

這是我一生中最美好的一天。

Welcome to road trip.

歡迎來到公路旅行。

So, yeah, chilling on top of Brooklyn right now.

所以，是的，我現在正在布魯克林的山頂上乘涼。

I can smell Potloodle.

我聞到了 Potloodle 的味道。

We've just come across.

我們剛剛遇到。

It's the morning.

現在是早上。

We had to wake up really early and do a musical.ly, which you would have seen as well, the Christmas jumper one.

我們不得不早早起床，做了一個 musical.ly，你也會看到的，就是聖誕跳線那個。

It's quite sad, actually, because two of them were given us by fans, and we didn't think they were rubbish, but Blair told us we had to use them because otherwise we wouldn't have anything else to use.

事實上，這很令人難過，因為其中兩張是粉絲們送給我們的，我們並不覺得它們是垃圾，但布萊爾告訴我們必須使用它們，否則我們就沒有其他東西可以用了。

So, to those fans who gave us those Christmas jumpers, we like those Christmas jumpers.

所以，對於那些給我們送聖誕連體衣的粉絲們，我們喜歡那些聖誕連體衣。

It's just we had to say it because we needed to get the video out.

只是我們必須說出來，因為我們需要把視頻放出去。

Sorry.

對不起。

Love you.

愛你

I was scrolling through Instagram, and Lil Courtney, Brooklyn's Noodles, posted this photo of me jumping on stage.

我正在瀏覽 Instagram，布魯克林麵館的莉爾-考特尼（Lil Courtney）發佈了這張我在舞臺上跳躍的照片。

Guys.

夥計們

Curtains no more.

不再有窗簾

Hashtag close the curtains.

Hashtag 拉上窗簾。

Hashtag close the curtains.

Hashtag 拉上窗簾。

Hashtag let the light in.

Hashtag 讓光線照進來。

Yeah.

是啊

Literally, that photo's...

從字面上看，這張照片...

It's nothing against...

這不是針對...

What was her name?

她叫什麼名字？

Courtney.

考特尼

Lil Courtney.

莉爾-考特尼

Nothing against you, Lil Courtney.

不是針對你，莉爾-考特尼

It's the hairdo, which he's been assigned.

這是他被指定的髮型。

It looks awful.

看起來很糟糕。

Yeah.

是啊

I'm on Brooklyn right now. 11.11, guys.

我現在在布魯克林11. 11，夥計們

Make a wish.

許個願吧

Love you, 11.11.

愛你，11.11

Please let Brooklyn have the swoop.

請讓布魯克林來俯衝。

Stop.

停下。

No.

不

I look dead.

我看起來死氣沉沉。

Never let go, Jack.

永遠不要放手，傑克

I'm not dead anymore.

我已經死了

Go away.

走開

We're gonna work a douche.

我們要幹一個傻逼

We're gonna work a douche.

我們要幹一個傻逼

We're on our way down to Harvester.

我們正在去 Harvester 的路上。

Work a douche.

工作是個傻逼。

You look like a pensioner.

你看起來像個養老金領取者。

Look what I'm wearing.

看看我穿的是什麼？

You look like a pensioner.

你看起來像個養老金領取者。

For the first time, I'm wearing my new Mikey necklace.

這是我第一次戴上新的米奇項鍊。

Are you excited for Harvester, Ryan?

你為 Harvester 興奮嗎，Ryan？

So, to find excited, because obviously it's a big spectrum, so...

所以，為了找到興奮點，因為這顯然是一個很大的範圍，所以...

Over the moon and back 17 times.

17次飛越月球

Yeah, I'll do it.

好的，我會的

Yeah, probably.

是啊，也許吧。

Work a douche, you, mum.

你這個笨蛋，媽媽。

I'm gonna work a douche.

我要做個傻逼

Say it again.

再說一遍

I'm gonna work a douche, you, mum.

我要做個傻逼，你，媽媽。

So, Mikey's just editing right now.

所以，米奇只是編輯現在。

Editing vlog, most of which you're gonna see.

編輯視頻日誌，大部分內容你都會看到。

Don't you just hate watch yourself back?

你不就是討厭看著自己的背影嗎？

We're doing a little tribute in here.

我們要在這裡致敬。

For any of you guys who don't know who Doug was...

對於不知道道格是誰的人...

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Whoa.

哇哦

You don't warrant saying this.

你沒必要這麼說。

I don't warrant saying it.

我沒必要說出來。

No, you don't, because in a spout of rage ages ago, he ripped Doug off the Doug and Alex shrine and just ripped his head off.

不，你不知道，因為很久以前，他一怒之下，把道格從道格和亞歷克斯的神龕上扯了下來，直接把他的頭扯了下來。

That's genuinely the most angry I've ever been in my life.

這真是我這輩子最生氣的一次。

Why are you angry again?

你怎麼又生氣了？

You lot wound me up.

你們讓我很受傷。

I was fuming.

我當時火冒三丈。

Is that the night we taped you up?

是我們把你錄下來的那個晚上嗎？

No, that's the night we tapped all of his stuff.

不，那天晚上我們把他的東西都點了。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Ripped Doug off, ripped him up and then walked out in my love heart PJs.

把道格扯下來，把他撕成碎片，然後穿著我的愛心睡衣走了出去。

Went to McDonald's and had a cup of tea.

去麥當勞喝了杯茶。

Doug's making a special appearance in this Glasgow episode.

道格將在格拉斯哥的這期節目中特別亮相。

So, make sure you go check him out.

所以，一定要去看看他。

Go on, Doug.

繼續，道格

RIP, Doug.

道格，永別了。

Jack, you Irish?

傑克，你是愛爾蘭人嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Nice.

不錯。

Look.

你看

Do you know what amazing means?

你知道 "了不起 "意味著什麼嗎？

Means it's like something that's really fantastic and amazing.

這意味著它就像一件非常奇妙和令人驚歎的事情。

Hi, Paul.

嗨，保羅。

Do you want to be in?

你想加入嗎？

No, no.

不，不

Oh, go on, Paul.

哦，繼續，保羅。

Smile for the camera.

對著鏡頭微笑

This is the thing.

事情就是這樣。

We have three minutes.

我們有三分鐘時間。

We still haven't decided who's doing the music, Lee.

我們還沒決定誰來做音樂，李。

Live, Lee.

活著，李。

Live, Lee.

活著，李。

I'll do it.

我來

You're going to do it?

你打算這麼做？

Should me and you do it?

我和你應該這樣做嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Yes, now we're talking.

是的，現在我們正在討論。

Mindy Lively.

明迪-萊弗利

It is the Mindy Lively song.

這是明迪-萊弗利的歌。

Do, do, do.

做，做，做。

So, Andy and Mikey are on Live, Lee.

安迪和米奇在直播，李

Harvey's shouting out random countries.

哈維隨便喊了幾個國家。

Brooke's just firing his head off.

布魯克只是在打他的頭。

Back to good old cooking.

重拾烹飪的樂趣

Because you know I'm good at that stuff.

因為你知道我擅長這些。

Sweet potatoes.

紅薯

Stuck them straight in the microwave for a good 15 minutes.

直接放進微波爐里加熱 15 分鐘。

My lacto-free milk.

我的無乳糖牛奶

Because I'm one of those people where I think dairy messes with my skin and gives me spots.

因為我是那種認為乳製品會破壞皮膚、讓我長斑的人。

And I don't like it.

我不喜歡這樣。

Yeah, not much else to say about this segment, really.

是啊，關於這一段，真的沒什麼好說的了。

So, peace out.

所以，祝你平安。

Actually, I did have something to say.

事實上，我確實有話要說。

We're meant to be doing challenges.

我們註定要接受挑戰。

We bought some Christmas sweets earlier.

我們之前買了一些聖誕糖果。

We're going to do some Christmas-y themed videos.

我們將製作一些以聖誕節為主題的視頻。

Oh my God, Harvey's hiding.

天啊，哈維躲起來了

What?

什麼？

Balls.

球。

Balls on your face.

球在你臉上

They're playing basketball.

他們在打籃球。

Hairy balls.

毛球

Live, Lee's wicked.

現場，李的邪惡。

You should follow us on Musical.ly if you don't already.

如果您還沒有關注我們，請在 Musical.ly 上關注我們。

It is Roadtrip TV.

這是公路旅行電視。

Yeah, I'm going to eat my munch.

是的，我要吃我的芒奇。

I'm going to eat my sweet potatoes and have my lacto-free milk and my tea.

我要吃我的紅薯，喝我的無乳糖牛奶和茶。

So, yeah.

所以，是的。

Great.

好極了

The lens cap is also on you, absolute.

鏡頭蓋也在你身上，絕對的。

Absolute what?

絕對什麼？

Say it, Andy.

說吧，安迪。

You're absolutely cool.

你太酷了

Alright?

好嗎？

Yeah, I'm on Vlogmas.

是的，我在看 Vlogmas。

I don't love Willy.

我不愛威利