That is literally disgusting!

這簡直太噁心了！

Welcome to Road Trip.

歡迎來到公路之旅。

Hi!

你好！

So we've just put out our new cover, and as we posted it, we realised that Harvey and Blair are home.

我們剛剛發佈了新封面，在發佈的同時，我們意識到哈維和布萊爾回家了。

I think with Saffron, who's supporting him, and his guitar player and his cajon player.

我想，他的吉他手和卡戎琴手都在支持他。

So we just put the finishing touches on the flat, make it nice and clean.

所以，我們只是對公寓進行了最後的修飾，讓它變得乾淨整潔。

Hi me!

嗨，我！

Hi Brooklyn!

嗨，布魯克林！

Hello!

你好

I'm vlogging.

我在錄視頻

I've got two cakes today.

我今天有兩個蛋糕

I've had one slice, and that's how much it's got.

我只吃了一片，就有這麼多。

I'm so boy band!

我是男孩樂隊

Oh no!

哦，不

Happy birthday to you!

祝你生日快樂

Happy birthday dear Harvey!

親愛的哈維，生日快樂

I was so confused then.

我當時很困惑。

I was looking back and I was like, who's birthday is it?

我回想起來，今天是誰的生日？

Are you live?

你是現場直播嗎？

No, the SD card's broke, so we're vlogging on phones.

不，SD 卡壞了，所以我們用手機錄視頻。

Oh, amazing!

哦，太棒了！

Hey bro, you're on camera.

兄弟，你上鏡了

How you doing?

你好嗎？

My hands are frozen like...

我的手凍僵了，就像...

How was it?

怎麼樣？

Harvey?

哈維？

You alright?

你還好嗎？

Oh.

哦。

My gut and my heart is telling me that I just did this too fast, and I didn't know what I was doing.

我的直覺和內心告訴我，我做得太快了，我不知道自己在做什麼。

Do you guys want a hand bringing anything in?

你們想幫忙把東西搬進來嗎？

Shut up, man.

閉嘴

Shut up.

閉嘴

This is the boy band.

這就是男孩樂隊。

Oh, I thought I was going to wet myself, man.

哦，我還以為我要尿褲子了呢，夥計。

Hello!

你好

Hey man, you good?

嘿，夥計，你還好嗎？

Hey dude, you cool?

嘿，夥計，你還好嗎？

What's up, bro?

怎麼了，兄弟？

Good boys.

好孩子們

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

Sorry, fam, come on.

對不起，範姆，別這樣。

Yeah, bro, how you doing?

兄弟，你好嗎？

You well?

你還好嗎？

Dude, I'm not going to give you my consent.

老兄，我不會同意的。

Good weekend?

週末愉快嗎？

Yeah, good, man.

很好

How was yours?

你的情況如何？

Yeah, good.

對，很好

All go to plan?

一切按計劃進行？

Yeah, it was super easy, man.

是啊，超級簡單，夥計。

Super.

超級

What are we doing here?

我們在這裡做什麼？

We vlog every day.

我們每天都有視頻博客。

Harvey.

哈維

Yeah, because we actually cleaned it.

是啊，因為我們真的打掃過了。

I have a YouTube video.

我有一個 YouTube 視頻。

Oh, did you?

哦，是嗎？

What YouTube video did you do?

你在 YouTube 上拍了什麼視頻？

It's a Valentine's special.

這是情人節特輯。

Ooh, very nice.

哦，非常好。

What happens?

會發生什麼？

We'll release this after the special.

我們將在特別節目之後發佈。

Harvey nearly made me go blind, and I'm genuinely being serious.

哈維差點讓我失明，我是認真的。

Phil is in.

菲爾進來了

I did get something in my eye.

我眼睛裡確實進了東西。

What did you get?

你得到了什麼？

What did he get in your eye?

他把什麼弄到你眼睛裡了？

What's it called?

它叫什麼名字？

Silly string.

愚蠢的繩子

Oh, no.

哦，不

Oh, no.

哦，不

I haven't been able to see, like, the entire morning of today until, like, now.

直到現在，我才看到今天整個上午的情況。

Our third day, we still aren't filming.

第三天，我們仍然沒有拍攝。

No, quarter to five, we're down in the lobby, like, this girl's- Nogging drinks over.

不，差一刻到五點，我們在大廳裡 這個女孩在喝東西

That's what our night came to.

這就是我們的夜晚。

We ended up being friends with a security guard.

最後，我們和一個保全成了朋友。

What was his name?

他叫什麼名字？

I don't know, but he hated you.

我不知道，但他恨你。

Oh, hello again.

哦，又見面了

Everyone head over to Saf's channel, Valentine's Day, all right?

大家都去Saf的頻道，情人節，好嗎？

Or maybe after.

也可能是在那之後。

Relationship advice, isn't it?

戀愛建議，不是嗎？

But, like, on Valentine's Day.

但是，比如，在情人節那天。

Ah, relevant.

啊，相關。

When you see this video, I'm going to act and cry, God, it's so funny.

當你看到這段視頻時，我會哭得稀里嘩啦，天哪，太有趣了。

The cover's just gone online, so we're getting everyone's initial reactions to it.

封面剛剛在網上發佈，我們正在瞭解大家對封面的初步反應。

Commentate the whole cover.

評論整個封面。

Harve loves it already.

哈維已經愛上它了。

Harve loved it.

哈維很喜歡。

I loved it.

我很喜歡。

I think it was great.

我覺得它很棒。

What was your favourite bit?

你最喜歡哪一點？

You.

你

That bit.

這一點。

No, no, no.

不，不，不

No, no, no.

不，不，不

No, no, no.

不，不，不

No, no.

不，不

What's up, vlog?

怎麼了，Vlog？

We are in Westfield currently.

我們目前在韋斯特菲爾德。

And, yeah, we are going with Lauren and Harvey to Breakout.

對了，我們要和勞倫、哈維一起去 "突圍"。

It is, like, a game where you get locked in a room and you've got to try and figure out clues to get out.

它就像一個遊戲，你被鎖在一個房間裡，你必須想辦法找出線索才能出去。

Don't know if we're going to enjoy it or not, but apparently it's pretty sick.

不知道我們會不會喜歡它，但顯然它很變態。

And we're currently in a shop where Jack is going to play with a cactus.

我們現在在一家商店裡，傑克要和仙人掌一起玩。

So only fun can come from here.

所以，這裡只有樂趣。

Harvey and Lauren come with us.

哈維和勞倫跟我們走

We've road tripped.

我們在路上旅行過。

We are going to...

我們將...

We've road tripped.

我們在路上旅行過。

I'm Brooklyn and this is Stephen.

我是布魯克林，這是斯蒂芬。

Here he is.

他來了

Here's Nando's.

這裡是南多。

Nando's.

南多

Oh, whoa, look.

哦，哇，快看

They've done, like, a redecoration.

他們好像重新裝修過。

No way.

不可能

If you didn't notice, guys, in Westfield's, Nando's, they've done, like, a redecoration.

夥計們，如果你們沒注意到，在韋斯特菲爾德的南多餐廳，他們重新裝修了一下。

I can't put my arm round your waist.

我不能摟著你的腰。

Can you just get off me, please?

你能放開我嗎？

All right, sorry.

好吧，對不起。

Brooklyn's very physical.

布魯克林的身體素質非常好。

It's annoying.

真煩人

We are in the Breakout in London.

我們正在倫敦的突圍賽中。

Well, it's actually called Escape Room.

其實，它叫 Escape Room。

We're not allowed to film in here, so I thought I'd be fitting to film in here.

我們不允許在這裡拍攝，所以我覺得在這裡拍攝很合適。

I'm not helping a lot.

我幫不上什麼忙。

They're all doing a lot of work.

他們都在做大量的工作。

I'm kind of...

我有點...

I've got a bad finger, so...

我的手指不好，所以...

There's, like, loads of numbers and stuff.

有很多數字之類的東西。

Mikey's writing everything down.

米奇把一切都記下來了

I feel pretty useless right now, but the door's locked, so...

我現在覺得自己很沒用，但門是鎖著的，所以...

We kind of need a key, and there's, like, a thing there.

我們需要一把鑰匙，那裡有一樣東西。

Lauren and Harvey are smashing it right now.

勞倫和哈維正在大展身手。

But for some reason, Jack's, like, connected himself to Lauren.

但出於某種原因 傑克把自己和勞倫聯繫在了一起

They're not letting go of each other.

他們互不相讓。

We're characters in crime.

我們是犯罪中的人物。

Yeah.

是啊

We're going to be stealing chips.

我們要去偷芯片。

So Jack blackmailed Lauren into holding a case with him.

於是傑克勒索勞倫和他一起辦案。

So, yeah, wish us luck.

所以，祝我們好運吧。

Hey, roadies, watch this.

嘿，路人甲們，看這個