Dear Professor Mashimo, how's your latest invention?

親愛的 Mashimo 教授，您的最新發明如何？

你最忠實的粉絲，湯姆-N-特恩布爾。

Dear Tony, he has surpassed all expectations.

親愛的託尼，他超出了所有人的預期。

But I fear he may fall into the wrong hands.

Somewhere perhaps he can learn to be a true boy.

也許在某個地方，他能學會做一個真正的男孩。

Yo, G-Man combing his hair, combing his hair.

如果不張開機器人大嘴，就無法發現。

I know how bored you get when I'm at school, so...

我知道我在學校的時候你有多無聊，所以...

Better than that, meet your new pal, Robo-Monkey.

更棒的是，這是你的新夥伴機器猴。

I made him out of a wind-up monkey and a hard drive from Donnie's old computer.

他是我用一隻上發條的猴子和唐尼的舊電腦硬盤做成的。

You know, Donnie, a bright boy like you shouldn't be working on last year's computer.

唐尼，像你這麼聰明的孩子 不應該在去年的電腦上工作。

What do you bet he's covered with robo-fleas?

你打賭他身上長滿了機器人蚤？

Ah! Help! No! I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent!

救命不 我是無辜的 我告訴你 No！我是無辜的，我告訴你無辜的

Looks like you're the only one with fleas around here, Gus.

看來你是這裡唯一有跳蚤的人，格斯。

Ah! Look what you did to my do, you little wind-up jerk.

看看你對我做了什麼，你這個上發條的小混蛋。

我那昏頭昏腦的丈夫在幹什麼呢？

Oh, yeah. That full, rich, robust aroma. There's nothing like it.

哦，是的。那種飽滿、濃郁、強勁的香氣無與倫比

What? What in blue blazes is that horrible smell?

This, my dear, is the finest premium-grade Ecuadorian ocelot guano.

親愛的，這是最優質的厄瓜多爾貓鼬鳥糞。

Why is there a trailer full of poop in our backyard?

為什麼我們的後院會有一輛裝滿大便的拖車？

It's the best fertilizer money can buy, and I'm getting ready to spread it all over our lawn.

這是用金錢能買到的最好的肥料，我正準備把它撒滿我們的草坪。

I'm hosting my scrapbook group, and I don't want my house stinking like a barnyard.

我要接待我的剪貼簿小組，我可不想家裡臭得像個畜欄。

I think we have some ridiculous, man-stinking people to smell around the house.

我覺得我們家周圍有一些可笑的、散發著男人臭味的人。

Food and drink is close to our scrapbooks.

飲食與我們的剪貼簿息息相關。

Is there something wrong with your plumbing?

Sweet grass-growing giver of life, nobody appreciates you like I do.

可愛的小草，生命的給予者，沒有人像我這樣欣賞你。

A thousand and one dirty, rotten pranks to pull on friends and family.

千奇百怪的齷齪、惡毒的惡作劇，讓親朋好友防不勝防。

這些都是瘋狂、下流的惡作劇。

Now all I need is a password to hide them.

現在我只需要一個密碼來隱藏它們。

And this was Mrs. Dandy Whiskers on her fourth birthday.

這是丹迪-鬍鬚夫人四歲生日時的照片。

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