Name: Pat Me Down！| Reno 911！| 非洲喜劇中心 (Pat Me Down! | Reno 911! | Comedy Central Africa)
Uploaded: 2024-08-27T17:52:32.000Z
Duration: 3 min

So I don't like, there's something about this,

所以我不喜歡，這裡面有些東西、

Put your hands down like a normal person.

I'm going to take my hands out of my pocket, right, real, real, real slow.

我要把我的手從口袋裡拿出來，對，真的，真的，真的很慢。

Now, I wanted to ask you both a question about the contents of my pockets, OK?

現在，我想問你們倆一個問題 關於我口袋裡的東西，好嗎？

Our first question was going to be, do you have any illicit substances in your pockets?

我們的第一個問題是，你的口袋裡有非法藥物嗎？

All of a sudden, this is like Jeopardy, where the question gets put to us, and then we have a, what the hell?

突然間，這就像 "危險 "遊戲一樣，我們被提出了一個問題，然後我們就會想，這到底是怎麼回事？

Now, so I put my hands back in my pocket?

現在，我要把手放回口袋裡嗎？

No, this time now, let's keep them up at our sides.

不，這次我們要讓他們站在我們身邊。

OK, let me just set up a scenario for y'all.

好吧，讓我為大家設定一個場景。

好吧，比如一個場景、一個環境、一個例子。

A gentleman was careening down the street, OK, and bumped into me.

一位先生在街上狂奔，還好，撞到了我。

I don't know if y'all believe in God, but I believe in God, OK?

我不知道你們是否相信上帝，但我相信上帝，好嗎？

Every one of them bottles have flown up into the air, and they have flown into my pockets.

每一個瓶子都飛到了空中，飛進了我的口袋。

And that was God knowing that I was having,

I was feeling a little down, a little blue last week, OK?

上週我感覺有點沮喪，有點憂鬱，好嗎？

And he provided you with five oxygen bottles.

I have a question in response to a rumor.

我有一個問題要回答一個傳言。

Is it true that you're strong enough to peel fruit with your private parts?

你真的有力氣用私處削水果皮嗎？

And yet you're working in law enforcement.

Are there workout tapes for those exercises?

I don't think there's even a kitchen appliance that peels a kiwi.

我想甚至沒有一種廚房用具能給獼猴桃去皮。

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