It is just not me.

這不是我。

Okay, okay, chill out, Dexter.

好了 好了 冷靜點 Dexter

It's just the wrong outfit.

只是穿錯了衣服。

This way, right here.

這邊，就在這裡

It is not the clothes, Didi.

不是衣服的問題，迪迪

It is me.

是我。

Dexter?

德克斯特？

With my newfound knowledge of attractive males and my technical achievements at my fingertips, I will be the most handsome boy in the history of school photos.

憑藉我對男性魅力的新認識，以及唾手可得的技術成就，我將成為學校照片史上最帥的男生。

Computer, load the face transformer module.

計算機，加載面部變壓器模塊。

No!

不

It worked!

成功了

It worked!

成功了

No!

不

Well, once again, I look fa...

好吧，我再次期待...

Hey, toots.

嘿，托特

Dex?

德克斯？

Is that you?

是你嗎？

Never touch my face.

別碰我的臉

It is fragile and beautiful.

它脆弱而美麗。

So out of my way, ugly commoner.

讓開，醜陋的平民。

Excuse me while I immortalize my visage.

失陪一下，讓我的容貌永垂不朽。

I am ready for my close-up, Ms. Lebowitz.

我已經準備好了特寫鏡頭，勒博維茨女士。

Yes, yes, I am handsome, I know.

是的，是的，我很帥，我知道。

Which reminds me.

這倒提醒了我

Are you sure you have the right equipment to capture my visage?

你確定你有合適的設備來捕捉我的容貌嗎？

Hmm.

嗯

I thought that maybe we could use a few lights and some reflection cards to accentuate my face.

我想，也許我們可以用一些燈光和反光卡來突出我的臉。

What's up here, you hack? At last, the light in perfection.

這是怎麼回事？終於，完美之光

Now to immortalize my face.

現在，讓我的臉永垂不朽吧。

With the push of this button, the world will soon see how handsome I am.

按下這個按鈕，全世界很快就會看到我有多帥。

They're here!

他們來了

They're here!

他們來了

What's here?

這裡有什麼？

What's here?

這裡有什麼？

School photos!

學校照片

Wow, now that's one for the book.

哇，這才是一本好書。

Now let's see Dexter's.

現在讓我們看看 Dexter 的。

Okay.

好的

Dexter, you closed your eyes.

德克斯特 你閉上眼睛了

Come on, honey, it's not that bad.

來吧，親愛的，沒那麼糟。

It's okay, Dad.

沒事的 爸爸

I know it's not good.

我知道這樣不好。

I was trying to be someone I'm not.

我試圖成為一個我不是的人。

But now I know that if you just be yourself, everything will be a-okay.

但現在我知道，只要做自己，一切都會好起來的。

Not if you want to be popular. In Dexter's Laboratory lives the smartest boy you've ever seen.

如果你想成為受歡迎的人，那就別想了。在德克斯特實驗室裡 住著你見過的最聰明的男孩

But Dee Dee blows his experiments to see the rings.

但是，迪迪破壞了他的實驗，讓他看不到戒指。

There is gloom and doom while things go boom in Dexter's Lab!

德克斯特的實驗室裡一片愁雲慘霧，但一切都很順利！