Yeah, wow, cool. Where are you from?

是啊，哇，酷。你從哪裡來？

Hong Kong.

香港。

Where in Hong Kong?

香港哪裡？

I'm from New Territory.

我來自新領地。

The New Territory?

新領地？

I'm not from Hong Kong main city. I'm from the outskirts of Hong Kong.

我不是來自香港主城區。我來自香港郊區。

So you're not from Hong Kong? Why am I talking to you then?

你不是香港人？那我為什麼要跟你說話？

Yeah, you're from Hong Kong, Hong Kong?

是的，你來自香港，香港？

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

What is this?

這是什麼？

You're not from Hong Kong, you're actually from, like, Fo Shan or something? Come on.

你不是香港人，你是佛山人還是什麼？得了吧 Come on.

Hong Kong, Hong Kong? Okay, anyways.

香港，香港？好吧，不管怎麼說

I've only been learning the important Cantonese.

我只學了重要的廣東話。

I've only been learning the curse words.

我只學會了罵人的話。

I gotta say, man, Cantonese curse words are, like, on a totally different level.

我得說，老兄，廣東人罵人的話，就像是完全不同的層次。

They're not only incredibly harsh and brutal, but they're also very efficient in terms of, like, how much hatred they can pack into so few syllables.

它們不僅令人難以置信地尖刻和殘酷，而且還非常有效率，比如，它們能在寥寥幾個音節中包含多少仇恨。

You guys know the basic one, right?

你們知道最基本的那個吧？

Right?

對不對？

It sounds so cute.

聽起來真可愛。

You know what it means? Anybody?

你知道這意味著什麼嗎？有人知道嗎？

It means, F, your dirty old mom.

意思是，F，你那骯髒的老媽。

Oh, that hurts. Brutal, right?

哦，好痛。很殘忍吧？

The one after that.

之後的那個

Which means, I hope you trip and fall in the street.

也就是說，我希望你絆倒在街上。

Oh, pop guy.

哦，老爹

I hope you trip and fall in the street.

我希望你絆倒在街上。

That is so efficient.

效率真高

And after that, you got hungar chai, which means, I hope your whole family dies.

之後，你會得到 "hungar chai"，意思是我希望你全家都死掉。

But, right?

但是，對嗎？

But, did you know that you can actually combine pop guy and hungar chai into one single word?

但是，你知道嗎，其實你可以把 pop guy 和 hungar chai 合二為一？

And when you do it, it's like, you know when Goku and Vegeta, when they fuse together, they become even more powerful than the two of them individually?

你知道悟空和貝吉塔融合在一起後，會變得比他們兩個單獨在一起時更強大嗎？

So, pop guy hungar chai means, I hope your whole family trips and falls in the street

所以，"老爹 "hungar chai 的意思是，我希望你全家都摔倒在街上

And it's run over by a double-decker bus.

它被一輛雙層巴士碾過。

Driven by a hot lesbian.

由一位火辣的女同性戀駕駛

Right?

對不對？

There you go.

這就對了。

Basically.

基本上是這樣。

Two weeks ago, actually, I hooked up with this girl from Hong Kong.

事實上，兩週前，我勾搭上了一個來自香港的女孩。

So, she comes over and we're getting nasty.

於是，她過來了，我們開始下流起來。

She's like, hey.

她說，嘿

Do you want me to talk dirty to you?

你想讓我對你說髒話嗎？

I'm like, absolutely not.

我想，絕對不行。

No.

不

So, here's the thing though.

但問題是

This girl was really hot.

這個女孩真的很辣。

And really dumb.

而且真的很蠢。

I swear to God, this is true.

我向上帝發誓，這是真的。

The next morning, she's in the bathroom.

第二天早上，她在浴室裡。

She's like, hey, do you have an extra toothbrush I can borrow?

她會問，嘿，你有多餘的牙刷可以借我嗎？

Sure, here you go.

當然，給你。

Do you have a towel I can borrow?

你有毛巾可以借我嗎？

Sure, here you go.

當然，給你。

Where's your hair dryer?

你的吹風機呢？

My hair dryer?

我的吹風機？

I don't have one.

我沒有。

What do you mean you don't have one?

你說沒有是什麼意思？

My hair's soaking wet.

我的頭髮溼透了

Why don't you have one?

你為什麼沒有？

Are you?

是你嗎？

I'm sorry.

對不起

Oh my God, yeah.

哦，我的上帝，是的。

She was just smoking hot.

她簡直熱得冒煙。