I'm in Burbank Airport and I'm here because Tom Cruise has asked me to meet him here at 5 a.m.

我現在在伯班克機場，湯姆-克魯斯約我早上5點在這裡見面。

When Tom Cruise calls, you sort of have to say yes, so...

當湯姆-克魯斯打來電話時，你不得不答應，所以...

James!

詹姆斯

Tom!

湯姆

What are we doing here?

我們在這裡做什麼？

Huh?

啊？

We're gonna have a date.

我們要去約會

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, we're gonna have a date.

是啊，我們要去約會了

It's a surprise.

這是一個驚喜。

It's not like I'm being kidnapped.

我又不是被綁架。

What is happening?

發生了什麼事？

All right.

好的

Look at this.

看看這個。

So where are we?

我們現在在哪裡？

What's going on?

怎麼了？

What are we doing?

我們在做什麼？

Last time we jumped out of an airplane.

上次我們從飛機上跳了下來。

We did.

我們做到了。

Never forget it.

永遠不要忘記。

Today we're gonna go flying.

今天我們要去飛行

But we just went flying.

但我們只是飛了起來。

That's what we literally just did.

我們就是這麼做的。

We're gonna fly in that.

我們要坐那架飛機

We're gonna have a gun game.

我們要玩槍戰遊戲

Hang on.

堅持住

So when you say we're gonna be flying in that, who's gonna be flying?

所以當你說我們要坐那架飛機時，誰會坐呢？

I'll fly you in that.

我讓你坐那個

But you're not a pilot.

但你不是飛行員

You're an actor.

你是個演員

I fly airplanes also.

我也開飛機。

Right.

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With all due respect, you played a lawyer in A Few Good Men.

恕我直言，你在《少數好人》中扮演了一名律師。

I wouldn't want you to represent me in court, okay?

我不希望你在法庭上代表我，好嗎？

I'm gonna go up in a 75-year-old plane with someone who isn't a pilot.

我要和一個不是飛行員的人一起坐75年的飛機上天。

Okay.

好的

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

是啊，聽起來是個好主意。

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Cool.

酷斃了

Yeah.

是啊

Okay, James, where are you going?

好吧，詹姆斯，你要去哪裡？

We're in the airplane.

我們在飛機上

James is doing this.

詹姆斯正在這樣做。

Was he the first late-night show that I asked?

他是我問的第一個深夜節目嗎？

Hell no.

不可能

He was just the first one and the only one who said yes.

他只是第一個，也是唯一一個答應的人。

Now what?

現在怎麼辦？

Keep going?

繼續前進？

What do you mean, up onto the...

什麼意思？

Yes.

是的。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Even this is terrifying.

就連這一點也令人恐懼。

So this is your seatbelt, okay?

這是你的安全帶，好嗎？

You've got your parachute underneath.

你的降落傘就在下面。

It's not gonna happen.

這是不可能的。

But if it does happen, if we lose an engine and it catches on fire and we decide we're gonna jump out of the airplane, I'll get rid of the canopy, I'm gonna pitch the nose up 45 degrees, and then I'm gonna go inverted, and I'm gonna dump you out of the airplane.

但如果真的發生了，如果我們失去了一個發動機，它著火了，我們決定要跳傘，我會把頂篷弄掉，我會把機頭向上傾斜45度，然後我會倒著飛，我會把你甩出飛機。

Now, when you dump out of the airplane, here's your ring...

現在，當你從飛機上下來時，這是你的戒指...

Are you joking?

你在開玩笑嗎？

No, I'm just...

不，我只是...

I said dump me out of the airplane.

我說把我從飛機上扔下去。

This is not gonna happen.

這是不可能的。

The plane is on fire.

飛機著火了

We lose an engine.

我們失去了一個引擎。

How many engines are on the plane?

飛機上有幾個引擎？

One.

一個

So when you say lose an engine, you mean lose the engine?

你說的 "失去引擎 "是指失去發動機嗎？

The engine, yeah.

發動機

I'm just gonna turn over, and I'm gonna plop you out.

我翻個身，把你放出來

So you're gonna plop me out?

所以你要把我扔出去？

I'm just gonna turn over, I'm gonna plop you out.

我翻個身，把你扔出去

You're gonna plop me out of the plane?

你要把我扔下飛機？

Just plop you out of the...

把你從...

Don't want to be plopped out.

不想被撲倒。

Oh, ****.

哦，****。

All right, you ready?

好了，準備好了嗎？

Oh, no, not really, no.

哦，不，不是真的，不是。

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

Tom, what's the Wi-Fi password?

湯姆，無線網絡密碼是多少？

What?

什麼？

What's the Wi-Fi password?

Wi-Fi 密碼是多少？

We don't have that on board yet.

我們還沒有這樣的設備。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Are you good?

你還好嗎？

Well, why don't we just head back and get a drink or something?

那我們為什麼不回去喝點什麼呢？

We're gonna dive to the left.

我們向左俯衝

We're gonna dive.

我們要潛水

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Okay, I got a hard bank left.

好了，我還剩一個硬銀行

Tom, what do I do if I need the toilet?

湯姆，如果我需要上廁所，我該怎麼辦？

You're gonna have to hold it on this flight.

這次飛行你得忍著點

No, don't worry about it.

不，不用擔心。

I don't need the toilet anymore.

我不再需要廁所了。

Who's that?

那是誰？

Tom, who's that?

湯姆，那是誰？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What do you mean you don't know?

你不知道是什麼意思？

That's it.

就是這樣。

I think we got a shark fight on our hands.

我想我們有一場鯊魚大戰要打了。

Shark fight?

鯊魚大戰？

I think he wants to fight us.

我覺得他想和我們打一場。

I don't want to fight them.

我不想跟他們打。

I would like to go home, please.

我想回家，求你了。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Is he behind you?

他在你後面嗎？

Yes, he's behind us.

是的，他在我們後面。

Only on the left.

只在左邊。

On the left-hand corner.

左上角

I don't know what's happening.

我不知道發生了什麼。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Tom, what are you doing?

湯姆，你在幹什麼？

Get off.

下車。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I don't give a damn.

我才不管呢。

We're still gonna be flying quite close to the top of this mountain.

我們還是會在離山頂很近的地方飛行

Remember, we're in a shark fight.

記住，我們在和鯊魚搏鬥。

That is a mountain.

那是一座山。

What do we do?

我們該怎麼辦？

Pop.

流行音樂

Pop.

流行音樂

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

That's too close.

太近了

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

You're a madman.

你是個瘋子

You're insane.

你瘋了

How are you doing, James?

你好嗎，詹姆斯？

How do you feel, buddy?

你感覺如何，夥計？

I'm fine.

我沒事

I don't feel great.

我感覺不太好。

You did great, James.

你做得很好，詹姆斯。

You did great.

你做得很好。

That was intense.

太緊張了

You did good.

你做得很好

I mean, the fact that this is your idea of a fun day out just tells me how different we are as human beings.

我的意思是，這就是你所認為的 "有趣的一天"，這個事實告訴我，作為人類，我們是多麼的不同。

It'll get better.

會好起來的。

The next plane has air conditioning.

下一班飛機有空調。

I mean, I couldn't run away if I wanted to, you know?

我是說，我想逃也逃不掉，你知道嗎？

Okay.

好的

This morning, that was fun.

今天上午，這很有趣。

That was easy. 1944 airplane.

這很容易。1944年的飛機

Now we're getting into the serious Top Gun stuff.

現在，我們開始進入正經的 "頭號玩家 "環節。

You and I are going up in that.

你和我都會在那上面。

Today is all about training to prepare you to fly in that tomorrow morning.

今天的訓練就是為明早的飛行做準備。

Okay.

好的

You can do this.

你可以做到這一點。

I don't want to do it, but listen, honestly, I don't want to do it.

我不想這麼做，但聽著，說實話，我不想這麼做。

I have no interest.

我沒興趣。

You are my goose.

你是我的鵝

When you say I'm your goose, it makes me feel excited, and then I realize that goose dies at the end of the film.

當你說 "我是你的鵝 "時，我感到很興奮，然後我意識到那隻鵝在影片結尾死了。

You're the first half of the film goose.

你是電影的前半部分鵝。

You've lost that loving feeling.

你已經失去了那種愛的感覺。

You've lost that loving feeling.

你已經失去了那種愛的感覺。

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Well, that's the goose I want to be.

這就是我想成為的鵝。

That's the goose you are.

你就是這隻鵝。

I want to be in a bar singing You've Lost That Loving Feeling.

我想在酒吧裡唱著 "你失去了愛的感覺"。

That's exactly it.

正是如此。

You can do this.

你可以做到這一點。

You can do this.

你可以做到這一點。

Feel that force?

感受到那股力量了嗎？

Yep.

是的。

Yep.

是的。

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

Now, I'm pulling straight up.

現在，我直接往上拉。

Mm-hmm.

嗯

You're going to feel that.

你會感覺到的。

Yep.

是的。

Okay?

好嗎？

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Now, if we're pulling back, you're going to feel that.

現在，如果我們後撤，你就會感覺到。

Okay.

好的

Negative G.

陰性 G。

That's negative G.

這是負數 G。

Negative G, and then when you feel positive, it's going to be like that.

消極的 G，然後當你感到積極時，它就會變成那樣。

Negative?

否定？

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Positive.

積極。

Right.

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Does that hurt at all, or is that okay?

你覺得疼嗎？

I mean, it hurts my pride a little bit, but it doesn't really hurt me physically.

我的意思是，這有點傷害我的自尊心，但對我的身體並無大礙。

We're going to get in the same position that we are in the aircraft, which is I'm in front, you're behind.

我們要像在飛機上一樣，我在前，你在後。

Okay.

好的

Yep.

是的。

Put your hands on my waist.

把手放在我腰上

Okay.

好的

That's a higher pitch sound, okay?

那是更高的音調，好嗎？

Stay with me.

跟緊我

Banking left.

銀行左側

Banking right.

銀行右側

Right.

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Stay with me.

跟緊我

This cannot be the training.

這不可能是培訓。

This is reinforcing my belief that you don't have a clue what you're doing.

這讓我更加確信，你根本不知道自己在做什麼。

This is a conga.

這是康加舞。

We're doing the conga.

我們在跳康加舞

Why can't we just spend a nice day?

為什麼我們不能度過美好的一天呢？

We've already gone in one flight.

我們已經飛過一次了。

I didn't particularly enjoy it, but I knew you...

我不是特別喜歡，但我知道你...

Baby.

寶貝

Baby.

寶貝

Baby.

寶貝

Baby.

寶貝

I need your love.

我需要你的愛

Need your love.

需要你的愛

I need your love.

我需要你的愛

Need your love.

需要你的愛

Okay.

好的

Right.

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If we can't fly that until 6 a.m. tomorrow, what do we do between now and then?

如果明天早上 6 點之前我們都不能飛，那麼從現在到明天早上 6 點這段時間我們該做什麼？

Say it was a right thing to put me there.

說把我放在那裡是對的。

But dreaming takes you nowhere.

但夢想無處安放。

It's time to play.

遊戲時間到了

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

Yeah, that's it.

對，就是這樣。

I can't fly tomorrow.

我明天不能飛

I won't be able to fly with that now.

我現在不能帶著它飛行了。

Yeah?

是嗎？

No chance.

不可能

Let me see it.

讓我看看

No, you don't want to look at it.

不，你不會想看的。

It's probably a break.

可能是休息。

I think it's a clean break.

我認為這是一次徹底的決裂。

I'll just hold it.

我就拿著它。

Okay.

好的

Jackie Chan.

成龍

Jackie Chan vibes.

成龍的氣息

That's a shame.

真遺憾。

I was looking forward to going up there.

我很想上去看看。

Well, that's all right.

好吧，沒關係。

We'll see how you feel in the morning.

我們明天早上再看你的感覺。

Yeah, so I looked around.

是的，所以我四處看了看。

I saw everyone's drinking cocktails or making cocktails.

我看到每個人都在喝雞尾酒或調製雞尾酒。

So I said, let's call the movie Cocktail.

於是我說，就把這部電影叫做《雞尾酒》吧。

It's a movie Mission Impossible.

這是一部電影《不可能完成的任務》。

The mission turned out to be possible because I did it.

因為我做到了，所以任務是可能完成的。

Right.

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And the same is true for all the sequels.

所有續集也是如此。

Suddenly worried that we'll attract some kind of wolf.

突然擔心我們會引來什麼狼。

This is us tomorrow.

這就是我們的明天。

Eject!

彈出！

Eject!

彈出！

James, take your seatbelt off.

詹姆斯，把安全帶解開

Eject!

彈出！

Dude, can we go out?

夥計，我們能出去嗎？

Yeah, let's see.

是啊，讓我想想

That isn't a funny joke.

這不是一個好笑的笑話。

We were having a great time then and you ruined it.

我們當時玩得很開心，你卻把它毀了。

Tom?

湯姆？

Yes, James?

什麼事，詹姆斯？

If you kill me tomorrow, I'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

如果你明天殺了我，我會纏著你一輩子。

James?

詹姆斯？

Yep?

是嗎？

If I kill you tomorrow, I'll be dead too.

如果我明天殺了你，我也會死。

That's a good point.

說得好。

I hadn't thought of that.

我沒想到這一點。

I love you, Tom.

我愛你，湯姆

Thank you.

謝謝。

Look at that.

看看這個。

It's got my name on it, Tom.

上面有我的名字 湯姆

Oh, geez.

哦，天哪。

Hang on.

堅持住

Wait.

等等。

I've got to adjust my goose and mavericks.

我得調整我的鵝和特立獨行。

Right.

對

Yeah.

是啊

Because that's my best look.

因為那是我最美的樣子。

You look like a fighter pilot.

你看起來像個戰鬥機飛行員。

I look like a hamster.

我看起來像只倉鼠。

That's the throttle.

這就是油門。

I'm not going to touch the throttle.

我不會碰油門的。

Here's the flaps.