Is this really happening?

這是真的嗎？

Because there was no kiss in rehearsals.

因為排練時沒有接吻。

I kind of improvised.

我有點即興發揮。

Then how come we're not exploding?

那為什麼我們沒有爆炸？

We're in space!

我們在太空中

And why are we always in space when we're going to kiss?

為什麼我們接吻時總是在太空中？

Come on, hurry up.

快點

Everyone's looking.

大家都在看

Three, two, one.

三、二、一

Gumball, do something!

口香糖，做點什麼吧

I think Gumball's made this situation bad enough.

我覺得口香糖已經把情況搞得夠嗆了。

Let me speak to her, girl to girl.

讓我和她談談，女孩對女孩。

Masami, look into your heart.

雅美，捫心自問。

You're not a violent person.

你不是一個有暴力傾向的人。

Okay, Gumball, your turn.

好了，口香糖，該你了

Hey, leave him alone.

嘿，離他遠點。

If he wants to wear karate clothes, let him.

如果他想穿空手道服，就讓他穿吧。

At least he's brave enough to be himself.

至少他敢於做自己。

Besides, I think he looks cute.

此外，我覺得他看起來很可愛。

Kind of like a...

有點像...

A shark barrigader?

鯊魚馴養員？

Yeah, something like that.

是啊，差不多吧

I told you girls would dig it.

我就說姑娘們會喜歡的。

Thanks for sticking up for me, Penny.

謝謝你幫我說話 Penny

My pleasure, Gumball-san.

我的榮幸，口香糖先生

Gumball!

口香糖

I've heard you're going to sacrifice yourself to save the school.

我聽說你要犧牲自己來拯救學校。

I know it's heroic and selfless and kind of attractive.

我知道這很英雄，很無私，也很吸引人。

And I know there's nothing I can do to stop you, but I thought I should try.

我知道我無法阻止你，但我想我應該試試。

Listen to your heart.

傾聽你的心聲

What does it say?

上面寫了什麼？

Get a restraining order on those guys who live happily in shame!

對那些在羞恥中快樂生活的人下達限制令！

It says I have to fight.

它說我必須戰鬥。

Be yourself.

做你自己

Come out of your shell.

破殼而出

But maybe you wouldn't like the real me.

但也許你不會喜歡真實的我。

There's no way that could be true.

這不可能是真的。

Whatever is inside, we can deal with it together.

無論裡面有什麼，我們都可以一起解決。

Together?

在一起？

Together.

在一起

You're right.

你說得對。

You're right!

你說得對！

I'm going to do it!

我會去做的！

That's it!

就是這樣！

Break free, Penny!

掙脫吧，佩妮

Here we go!

開始了

I'm going to be myself!

我要做我自己！

What the what?

什麼什麼？

You look...

你看起來...

You look...

你看起來...

What?

什麼？

Do I look bad?

我看起來很糟糕嗎？

No!

不

You look, uh...

你看起來...

I'm a disgusting bad eye!

我是個噁心的壞眼睛！

No, Penny, I think you look...

不，佩妮，我覺得你看起來...

Now look at me!

現在看著我！

I'm a monster!

我是個怪物

No, Penny, wait!

不 佩妮 等等

You look...

你看起來...

Extraordinary.

非同尋常。

She was like, and he was like, and I was like...

她說，他說，我說......

I have no idea what you're talking about.

我不知道你在說什麼。

Hey, Penny, I bet you a quarter you can't copy everything I do.

嘿，佩妮，我跟你賭25美分，你不可能模仿我做的每件事。

Okay.

好的

Well played, sir.

打得好，先生。

Now I'm going to clean myself up, if you don't mind.

如果你不介意的話，我現在要去洗洗了。

You know, there was that...

你知道，有那麼...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

我不知道你在說什麼。

You know, the...

你知道，...

I really don't know...

我真的不知道

What's in the shell, woman?

貝殼裡是什麼，女人？

Okay.

好的

It's the...

這是...

It's the real me.

這才是真正的我。

Get out of here!

離開這裡

Can I see?

我能看看嗎？

No!

不

No one can see.

誰也看不見。

My dad would go nuts.

我爸爸會瘋掉的

Don't worry, young lady.

別擔心，小姐

I am the nutcracker!

我是胡桃夾子

It's funny, because I cracked your shell.

這很有趣，因為我敲碎了你的外殼。

Uh...

呃...

So, I can have whichever one I want?

那麼，我想吃哪個就吃哪個？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

So, do you want this handsome, charismatic, faithful, devoted blueberry cupcake, or this backstabbing ugly orange cake, which should never have grown legs?

那麼，你是想要這個英俊瀟灑、魅力四射、忠貞不渝的藍莓蛋糕，還是想要這個背地裡捅刀子的醜陋橙色蛋糕？

What?

什麼？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有

Just choose which one you want.

只需選擇您想要的一款即可。

Well, I'd always go for the orange, because I'm...

我總是選擇橙色，因為我...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

等等

Consider this.

考慮一下這個問題。

If you had previously expressed an interest in the blueberry cupcake, would you then eat an orange cupcake behind its back before resolving a potential relationship with the blueberry cupcake?

如果您之前對藍莓紙杯蛋糕表示過興趣，那麼在解決與藍莓紙杯蛋糕的潛在關係之前，您會揹著它吃橙色紙杯蛋糕嗎？

Can I have a cake or not?

我到底能不能吃蛋糕？

Sure.

當然。

Pick the one you want.

選一個你想要的。

Look, if you want me to have the blue one so bad, why did you bring two?

聽著，如果你那麼想讓我吃藍色的，為什麼要帶兩個呢？

Uh...

呃...

Just give me the orange one.

給我橙色的就行。

Mmm.

嗯

Smells delicious.

聞起來很香

No!

不

The blue one is better!

藍色的更好！

No, no, no!

不，不，不

I'm allergic to...

我對...

What have I done?

我做了什麼？

Gotcha!

抓到你了

I know there's no way to make this look okay, but I'm going to try anyway.

我知道沒辦法讓這看起來還行，但我還是要試試。

Penny, you've been playing with me all day, and now it's like I'm cheating on you.

佩妮 你跟我玩了一整天 現在我好像在欺騙你一樣

I know you're going to cheat on me, but using this language is like arguing with you.

我知道你會欺騙我，但用這種語言就像是在和你爭辯。

So I'm very unhappy right now!

所以我現在很不開心！

No, Penny, wait!

不 佩妮 等等

Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny!

彭尼，彭尼，彭尼，彭尼

Let me go, Penny!

放開我 佩妮

Penny!

佩妮

Penny!

佩妮

She was a monster, but he made her beautiful with his love, like in the play, but backwards.

她是個怪物，但他用他的愛讓她變得美麗，就像劇中一樣，不過是倒過來。

Yeah, I kind of think we all got that, Dad.

是啊，我想我們都明白，爸爸。