None of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

在這一天剛開始時，這些婦女都沒有懷孕。

How much do you want for it?

你想要多少錢？

I have adopted six children.

我收養了六個孩子。

Gifted with abilities far beyond the ordinary, I give you the Umbrella Academy.

我賦予你們保護傘學院超越常人的能力。

Does anyone wish to speak?

有人想發言嗎？

It was a monster.

這是一個怪物。

Everything about our family is insane;

我們家的一切都很瘋狂；

it always has been.

一向如此。

The ground is a ground, and the sky is an ocean.

地面是地面，天空是海洋。

Is that my skirt?

那是我的裙子嗎？

Oh yeah, it's very breathy on the bits.

哦，對了，它的聲音很嘶啞。

Nice to see nothing's changed.

很高興看到一切照舊。

I jumped forward and got stuck in the future.

我向前一跳，卻被困在了未來。

Do you know what I found?

你知道我發現了什麼嗎？

Absolutely nothing.

完全沒有。

When's it supposed to happen?

什麼時候會發生？

In eight days.

八天後

Oh shit.

哦，該死

There's a doctor who's trying to stop me from preventing the apocalypse.

有個醫生想阻止我阻止世界末日的到來。

We need the full force of the Academy.

我們需要學院的全部力量。

Bingo.

中獎了

Yay sisters.

耶，姐妹們。

Yay sisters.

耶，姐妹們。

Get up, we're going.

起來，我們要走了

Where?

在哪裡？

Save the world.

拯救世界

Oh, is that all?

哦，就這些嗎？