Uh...

呃...

I remember one time, I was traveling...

我記得有一次，我在旅行...

And I was in the airport...

我在機場...

And I was late for a flight, so I was...

我的飛機晚點了，所以......

Hauling, tail, running, sprinting...

牽引、尾隨、奔跑、衝刺......

I was so late for my flight that there was, like, nobody else around...

我的飛機晚點了，周圍一個人都沒有......

Because they had already gotten on all their flights...

因為他們已經坐上了所有的班機......

And I still had to go through security, because I...

我還是得過安檢，因為我...

Time!

時間

I forgot to look at the clock...

我忘了看錶...

Uh, anyway, so I get to the security...

呃，總之，所以我到了安全...

And they stop me, and they say...

他們攔住我，說...

Hi, honey!

嗨，親愛的

Hi! And I was like, oh god, the second you said that...

我當時就想，天哪，你一說這話......

I already know where this conversation's going...

我已經知道談話的方向了......

And so, like, when I know somebody's about to do that to me...

所以，當我知道有人要對我這麼做的時候...

Because they don't know...

因為他們不知道

I almost sound like...

我聽起來幾乎像...

Hey, what's up?

嘿，怎麼了？

And I just try and get as...

我只是儘量...

I get, like, as stiff and as, like...

我變得一樣僵硬，一樣......

Cool as I possibly can...

儘可能酷...

Hi, honey!

嗨，親愛的

Hi! Hi, sweetie, where are you going?

嗨，親愛的，你去哪兒？

How old are you?

你多大了？

38.

38.

And I'm late, so move out of my way...

我遲到了，請讓開......

Scan my bag and get...

掃描我的包，得到...

You know, just stuff like that.

你知道，就是這樣的東西。

Yeah, I have to show my ID and stuff...

是的，我必須出示我的身份證之類的東西......

But just the fact that I was so late...

但事實上，我遲到了...

And they were stopping me for something like this...

他們攔住我的原因是......

I'm like, I don't...

我想，我不...

I don't look young enough that I'm not able to fly.

我看起來還不夠年輕，還不能飛。

Please! I was so panicky.

求你了我太恐慌了

I was like, I need to get on this flight, ma'am, you don't understand!

我當時想，我得搭上這班飛機，女士，你不明白！

I wear the toque with the pom-pom.

我戴的是帶絨球的帽子。

It probably makes me look quite a bit younger as well.

這可能也讓我看起來年輕了不少。

38.

38.

I just thought of a number that was older, okay?

我只是想到了一個更古老的數字，好嗎？

I can see the clip now.

我現在能看到片段了。

Where's your mommy, little girl?

你的媽媽呢，小女孩？

Aw, I could be 58 and you guys would still love me.

噢，我可能已經 58 歲了，你們還是會愛我的。

Well, lucky for you, I am...

你很幸運，我...

Peak 9.5 thousand, so it's fine, right?

峰值 9.5 000，所以沒問題，對嗎？

Boing!

啵