Klauhauser will give you the complete case file.

克勞豪澤會給你完整的案件檔案

Here you go.

給你

One missing otter.

一隻水獺失蹤了。

That's it?

就這樣？

Yikes.

呀

That is the smallest case file I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最小的案件卷宗。

Leads, none.

無領先優勢。

Witnesses, none.

沒有證人

And you're not in the computer system yet, so resources, none.

你還沒有進入計算機系統，所以沒有資源。

Oh, I hope you didn't stake your career on cracking this one.

哦，我希望你沒有把你的職業生涯都押在破解這個問題上。

Okay.

好的

Last men's sighting.

最後一次看到男人。

Can I just borrow?

我能借用一下嗎？

Thank you.

謝謝。

Popsicle.

冰棒

The murder weapon.

凶器

Get your popsicle.

拿你的冰棒

Yeah.

是啊

Cause that, what does that mean?

那是什麼意思？

It means I have a lead.

這意味著我有了線索。

Hi.

你好。

Hello.

你好

It's me again.

又是我。

Hey, it's Officer Toot Toot.

嘿，我是嘟嘟警官

No.

不

Actually, it's Officer Hops.

實際上，是啤酒花警官。

And I'm here to ask you some questions about a case.

我是來問你一些關於一個案子的問題的。

What happened, meter maid?

怎麼了，儀表女工？

Did someone steal a traffic cone?

有人偷了交通錐嗎？

It wasn't me.

不是我

Hey, carrots.

嘿，胡蘿蔔

You're gonna wake the baby.

你會吵醒孩子的

I gotta get to work.

我得去工作了

This is important, sir.

這很重要，先生。

I think your $10 worth of popsicles can wait.

我想你那價值 10 美元的冰棒可以等等再吃。

I make 200 bucks a day, Fluff. 365 days a year since I was 12.

我每天賺200塊，蓬鬆。一年365天，從我12歲開始

And time is money.

時間就是金錢。

Hop along.

一起跳吧

Please, just look at the picture.

請看圖片。

You sold Mr. Otterton that popsicle, right?

你把冰棒賣給奧特頓先生了，對吧？

Do you know him?

你認識他嗎？

I know everybody.

我認識所有人。

And I also know that somewhere there's a toy store missing and stuffed animals.

我還知道，在某個地方，玩具店裡的毛絨玩具不見了。

So why don't you get back to your box?

你為什麼不回到你的盒子裡去？

Fine.

很好

Then we'll have to do this the hard way.

那我們就只能硬著頭皮上了。

Did you just boot my stroller?

你剛才是在啟動我的嬰兒車嗎？

Nico Swyld, you are under arrest.

尼科-斯懷爾德，你被捕了。

For what?

為了什麼？

Hurting your feelings?

傷害了你的感情？

Felony tax evasion.

逃稅重罪

Yeah, $200 a day, 365 days a year since you were 12.

是啊，從你 12 歲開始，一年 365 天，每天 200 美元。

That's two decades, so times 20, which is $1,460,000, I think.

這就是二十年，所以乘以 20，就是 146 萬美元吧。

I mean, I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying.

我是說，我只是一隻笨兔子，但我們很擅長繁殖。

Anyway, according to your tax forms, you reported, let me see here, zero.

總之，根據你的稅表，你報的稅，讓我看看，是零。

Unfortunately, lying on a federal form is a punishable offense.

不幸的是，在聯邦表格上撒謊是要受到懲罰的罪行。

Five years jail time.

五年監禁。

Well, it's my word against yours. $200 a day, Fluff. 365 days a year since I was 12.

好吧，這是我對你說的話。每天 200 美元 Fluff從我12歲起一年365天都是這樣

Actually, it's your word against yours.

事實上，這是你的一面之詞。

And if you want this pen, you're going to help me find this poor missing otter, or the only place you'll be selling popsicles is the prison cafeteria.

如果你想要這支筆 就得幫我找到這隻可憐的失蹤水獺 否則你就只能在監獄食堂賣冰棒了

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

這就是所謂的喧囂，親愛的。

She hustled you.

她唬住你了

She hustled you good.

她把你耍得團團轉

You a cop now, Nick.

你現在是警察了，尼克

You're going to need one of these.

你需要一個這個。

Have fun working with the fuzz.

祝您和毛髮一起工作愉快。

Start talking.

開始說話。

I don't know where he is.

我不知道他在哪兒。

I only saw where he went.

我只看到他去了哪裡。

Great, let's go.

很好，我們走吧

It's not exactly a place for a cute little bunny.

這裡並不適合可愛的小兔子。

Don't call me cute.

別叫我可愛

Get in the car.

上車

Okay, you're the boss.

好吧，你說了算