You're having your boobs embiggoned? You don't have to, they're fine just the way they will be.

你要把你的胸部隆起來？你不必這樣做，他們很好只是他們將是的方式。

No you're getting a colonoscopy.

不，你要做結腸鏡檢查。

Oh, that's wonderfull... Pardon me for a moment...

哦，那真是太好了... ...對不起，我先失陪一下...

colonoscopy is an endoscopic examination of the large...

結腸鏡檢查是一種內鏡下的大...

Doh, I don't understand.

嘟，我不明白。

They stick a camera up your ah-ow, but this time you won't be doing it to win a bar bet.

他們會把攝像頭插進你的啊嗚，但這次你不會是為了贏得酒吧的賭注。

That bar bet paid for the camera removal.

那個酒吧的賭注支付了攝像頭的拆除費用。

Welcome to the Mayo Clinic.

歡迎來到梅奧診所。

Mmmm, Mayo...

嗯，蛋黃醬...

I'm glad you're here Homer.

我很高興你在這裡，霍默。

Early detection can lead to complete removal of tumerous polyps and ....

早期發現可徹底切除腫瘤息肉，並......。

Are we gunna' talk or make a movie?

我們是要談還是要拍電影？

Now, Homer, breath into this mask...

現在，荷馬，對著這個面具呼吸... ...

(snoring sounds)

（鼾聲）

He's asleep, I almost feel guilty about charging for the anesthesia...Almost.

他睡著了，我差點對收麻醉費感到內疚......差點。

Will he be alright doctor?

醫生，他不會有事吧？

Listen I've done hundreds of these and ...Good Lord!

聽著，我已經做了幾百個這樣的事情，而且......天啊!

This ass is why I became a doctor!

這屁股就是我當醫生的原因！

This is my Sistine chapel, this is my Moby Dick, this is my Sargent Peppers...

這是我的西斯廷教堂，這是我的白鯨，這是我的薩金特-佩珀... ...

How did that get in there?

這東西怎麼會在那裡？

That's his wedding band.

這是他的結婚戒指。

He told me he was getting it polished.

他告訴我，他要把它擦亮。

According to this he has three active polyps.

據此，他有三個活動性息肉。

Now comes the fun part.

現在是有趣的部分。

You cut them out?

你把它們剪掉了？

Oh, we don't use that term, we prefer rip.

哦，我們不用這個詞，我們更喜歡撕裂。

(trumpet sounds)

(喇叭聲)

I feel great.

我感覺很好。

Once there was a mountain, now there is a breeze.

昔日有山，今朝有風。

Hallelujah!

哈利路亞

(Hallelujah chorus)

(哈利路亞合唱)

Let's take this new colon out for a spin..

讓我們帶著這個新的冒號出去轉轉吧。

To Crusty Burger!

敬硬皮漢堡！

Wait, Mr Simpson, the camera is still inside you!

等等，辛普森先生，攝影機還在你體內！

I'll return it after Lisa's recital.

等麗莎的演奏會結束後我再還給你。

Hallelujah!

哈利路亞