What is it, sweetie?

什麼事？親愛的

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

I've wanted to tell you this for a long time but I was scared.

從很久之前就想跟你說了，但我很害怕....

Very scared of how you'd react.

不知道你會怎麼反應

I can't keep lying to you anymore.

但我不能再對你說謊了

I'm straight.

我是異性戀

(If straight people had to come out.)

(如果異性戀也要出櫃...)

We are gonna get you laid tonight. I know this girl and she would be perfect for you.

我們今天一定要讓你來個一夜情。我認識這個女生，完全是你的菜！

I'm straight.

我是異性戀

I knew it!

我就知道！

My weekend was great. I went up to Napa with my fiance.

上週末超棒的，我和我未婚夫一起到納帕

-That sounds beautiful. -Yeah...it's beautiful.

-聽起來真浪漫 -是啊，的確很浪漫

You married at all?

你結婚了嗎？

Uh...No.

呃...還沒

Oh....you have a boyfriend? or...?

喔...那你有男朋友嗎？還是...？

No, actually I'm straight.

沒有，其實我是異性戀

Oh...oh cool...

喔...喔 酷喔

(Straight and proud)

(異性戀驕傲)

No.

不行

My ex-boyfriend said we should take a trip.

我前男友提議我們該一起去旅行

Oh you're straight!

喔！你是異性戀

Oh I had no idea.

喔，我之前都不知道

It was just like touchdown and touchdown and...Oh my God...

就一直觸地得分再得分，然後...天啊

You guys see her?

瞧瞧她

Wow...hands up with it.

哇...我招架不住了

Ok, yeah. we get it. You're straight.

好，知道了，你是異性戀

Yeah, weird. Shut up.

對啊，怪咖，閉嘴啦

Maybe you're just confused?

你會不會只是有點迷惘？

I mean...it's probably just the face, right?

我是說...可能只是臉的緣故吧？

I just don't want you to go to hell because you chose to be straight.

我只是不希望你因為選擇當異性戀而下地獄

I'm straight.

我是異性戀

I was born straight.

天生就是

I can't change who I am.

我無法改變我自己

There's nothing wrong with me.

我沒做錯事

And I accept that.

我接受異性戀

Hey, oh, do you mind if I...

嗨，喔，你介意我....

No, not at all.

不會啊，一點也不

Thank you.

謝謝

Are you...Are you here with a girlfriend?

你....你和你女朋友一起來嗎？

No, I don't have a girlfriend. I...don't swing that way.

沒有，我沒有女朋友，其實...我不是同性戀

Really?

真的？

Um....I'm sorry. It's just really nice to finally meet another...

呃....抱歉。只是真的很開心能遇到另一個...

person like you?

跟你一樣的人？

Yeah!

對啊！

I'm Nick.

我是尼克

Lauren.

我叫羅倫

Hi!

嗨

Hey.

嘿