Why didn't you mention there was no toilet paper?

你為什麼不說沒廁紙？

What the hell is going on?

這到底是怎麼回事？

What?

什麼？

So, um.

所以

I was in there for 30 minutes.

我在裡面待了 30 分鐘。

What?

什麼？

No, no.

不，不

No.

不

No, no.

不，不

The one thing.

一件事

A toilet?

廁所？

Yes.

是的。

A sink?

水槽？

No, toilet paper.

不，是衛生紙。

Good evening.

晚上好。

And thank you for watching CCB News.

感謝您收看《建行新聞》。

I'm Ryan Reynolds.

我是瑞安-雷諾茲

And we have breaking news.

突發新聞

Live from New York City.

來自紐約的現場報道

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

嘣，嘣，嘣，嘣

The world's slowest in the center.

世界上最慢的中控臺。

I'm making the fastest plans.

我正在制定最快的計劃。

I'm dancing on the perfect peninsula.

我在完美的半島上跳舞

Keep going as planned.

按計劃進行。

This life is regular.

這種生活是有規律的。

I'm full of victory.

我充滿了勝利的喜悅。

I'll make a choice.

我會做出選擇。

I'll go with the flow.

我會順其自然。

We're all new and strong.

我們都是嶄新而強大的。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

I do it without any problems.

我這樣做沒有任何問題。

Just pull out my trigger.

扣動扳機

I got that.

我知道了

I'm a pop, pop, pop.

我是 "啪"、"啪"、"啪"。

Take a shot.

來一發

Yeah, shoot down my goals.

是啊，擊潰我的目標。

And by one night, snipe them.

到了晚上，狙擊他們。

Feeling on my truck.

感覺我的卡車

Yeah, you want that ride.

是的，你想要那輛車

Boom.

Boom.

Hit you like a truck.

像卡車一樣撞你

I'm going to make you fly.

我要讓你飛起來

Boom.

Boom.

Vamos.

Vamos.

I know that you want it.

我知道你想要。

Boom.

Boom.

Love us.

愛我們

We cannot stop hunting.

我們不能停止狩獵。

Boom.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

拉-塔-塔-塔

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

我要讓它嘣、嘣、嘣、嘣、嘣。

Vamos.

Vamos.

I know that you want it.

我知道你想要。

Boom.

Boom.

Chaos.

混亂

We so catastrophic.

我們如此災難性。

Boom.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

拉-塔-塔-塔

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom.

我要讓它嘣、嘣、嘣、嘣。

Cliché.

陳詞濫調。

밖에 자체 같은 클리셰.

밖에 자체 같은 클리셰.

Boom.

Boom.

나의 딴 견해 전부 유도체.

나의 딴 견해 전부 유도체.

Boom.

Boom.

맡긴 건 없어.

맡긴 건 없어.

I'm not a change man.

我不是一個喜歡改變的人。

내 행보는 여자 느껴.

내 행보는 여자 느껴.

다음 level.

다음級。

Every day, pay.

每天都要付錢

Oh, 표치 한 바라라.

Oh, 표치 한 바라라。

시식 한 바라라.

시식 한 바라라.

치고 다다라라.

치고 다라。

Gee, I'm the owner of my goal.

哎呀，我是我目標的主人。

진짜 만난 봄.

진짜만난봄。

I make it right.

我做對了。

점점 조져, clear.

점점，清楚。

청적을 깨버리지.

청적을 깨버리지.

나의 trigger.

나의 觸發器。

Fire.

火災

저 끝까지.

저 끝까지.

관욕을 더 위로 올려.

관욕을 더 위로 올려.

My amigo.

我的朋友

Feeling on my truck.

感覺我的卡車

Yeah, you want that ride.

是的，你想要那輛車

Boom.

Boom.

Hit you like a truck.

像卡車一樣撞你

I'm going to make you fly.

我要讓你飛起來

Boom.

Boom.

Vamos, I know that you want it.

瓦莫斯，我知道你想要它。

Boom.

Boom.

Lobos, we cannot stop on this.

洛博斯，我們不能就此罷休。

Boom.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

拉-塔-塔-塔

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom.

我要讓它嘣、嘣、嘣、嘣。

Boom.

Boom.

Vamos, I know that you want it.

瓦莫斯，我知道你想要它。

Boom.

Boom.

Chaos, we so catastrophic.

混亂，我們如此災難性。

Boom.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

拉-塔-塔-塔

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom.

我要讓它嘣、嘣、嘣、嘣。

Give me the Pagodra, my bullet goes tang-tang-tang.

給我 Pagodra，我的子彈會 "砰砰 "作響。

이건 La Vida Loca, 이건 Good shot, shot, shot.

이건 La Vida Loca, 이건 Good shot, shot, shot.

Give me the Pagodra, my bullet goes tang-tang-tang.

給我 Pagodra，我的子彈會 "砰砰 "作響。

이건 La Vida Loca, boom, boom, boom, boom.

이건 La Vida Loca, boom, boom, boom, boom.

That's it for us tonight at CCB News.

今晚的建行新聞就到這裡。

Join us next.

下期再見

How long have you guys been sitting there?

你們坐在那裡多久了？

For a while.

有一段時間。

Pretty long.

相當長。

Yeah.

是啊

Right, any chance that you're, you know, looking for an older, less agile member?

對了，你有沒有可能，你知道的，找一個年紀大一點的，不那麼敏捷的成員？

Hippies?

嬉皮士？

No, no, no.

不，不，不

Great.

好極了

Ryan, we need to finish it now.

瑞安，我們現在就得完成它

Yeah, and then, uh.

是啊，然後，呃，