Get ready for an adventure in magnificent proportions.

準備好迎接一場規模宏大的冒險吧。

I don't know what you've been told, but we're in a golden age.

我不知道你們聽說過什麼，但我們正處在一個黃金時代。

So many discoveries that are jumping off the page.

許多發現躍然紙上。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Wow in the world.

哇，世界真大。

Tired of the same old toilet?

厭倦了千篇一律的廁所？

Yes.

是的。

Ready to take the plunge and finally create the bathroom of your dreams?

準備好大幹一場，最終打造出您夢想中的浴室了嗎？

A bathroom that doubles as a water park?

浴室兼作水上樂園？

You know it.

你知道的

Then come to the bathroom showcase, a one day only event.

那就來參加浴室展示會吧，活動僅限一天。

Industry experts are standing by to help you flush out your ideas and bring your lavatories to life.

行業專家隨時為您提供幫助，讓您的想法得以實現，讓您的廁所煥發生機。

Yeah.

是啊

Beautiful tile and toilet seats.

精美的瓷磚和馬桶座圈。

Dial, dial, dial, dial, dial.

撥、撥、撥、撥、撥。

Come on, pick up.

快接電話

Good morning, Mindy.

早上好，明迪

Guy Raz, remember how you were planning to spend the day cooped up in your playhouse?

蓋伊-拉茲，還記得你打算怎麼在你的遊戲屋中度過這一天嗎？

For the 75th time, Mindy, this is not a playhouse.

明迪，這已經是第75次了，這裡不是戲院。

It's a 50 square foot sustainable micro-mobile dwelling that-

這是一個 50 平方英尺的可持續微型移動住宅，它可以

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's got a toilet in the kitchen sink.

是啊，是啊，是啊，廚房水槽裡還有個馬桶。

Well, well, technically the sink is in the toilet, but-

好吧，好吧，嚴格來說，水槽是在廁所裡，但是--

Guy Raz, either way, you're pooping in the sink.

蓋伊-拉茲，不管怎樣，你都是在水槽裡大便。

No, I'm washing my dishes in the-

不，我在洗盤子--

Okay, what are you getting at anyway?

好吧，你到底想說什麼？

What I'm getting at is that you need a new toilet, one without a garbage disposal, and I need a new bathroom with a water slide and a toilet that doubles as a tiny wave pool for my ducks.

我想說的是，你需要一個新馬桶，一個沒有垃圾處理器的馬桶，而我需要一個新浴室，浴室裡有一個水滑梯，馬桶還能當小水池，供我的鴨子們玩耍。

What ducks?

什麼鴨子？

And for one day only, we can make all of our bathroom dreams come true.

僅此一天，我們就能實現所有的浴室夢想。

Mindy, I don't have bathroom dreams.

明迪，我沒有浴室夢。

All we have to do is head on down to the convention center for the one day only bathroom showcase.

我們只需前往會展中心，參加為期一天的浴室展示會。

Experts are standing by to help. Come on.

專家們隨時準備提供幫助。來吧

Wait, actually, I was just reading about that showcase myself, Mindy.

等等，事實上，我也是剛剛讀到這個展示，明迪。

In fact, I was planning on heading down there to check out a revolutionary new piece of bathroom technology that could detect diseases.

事實上，我正打算去那裡看看一項革命性的浴室新技術，它可以檢測疾病。

And they're also giving out free samples.

他們還免費贈送樣品。

I hope they're not stool samples.

我希望它們不是糞便樣本。

Okay, well, let me grab my shoes and I'll meet you outside in, uh, five minutes?

好吧，我去拿鞋，五分鐘後外面見？

Yes!

是的！

Run, run, run, run, run, run!

跑，跑，跑，跑，跑，跑，跑！

Hi, Mindy! Whatcha doing?

嗨，明迪你在幹什麼？

Oh, hey, Dennis! I'm waiting for Guy Raz to emerge from his dollhouse.

嘿，丹尼斯我在等蓋伊-拉茲從他的娃娃屋出來呢

We are going to the bathroom showcase down at the convention center today.

我們今天要去會展中心的浴室展示區。

We are?

我們？

Oh, no, what I mean is, Guy Raz and I...

哦，不，我的意思是，蓋伊-拉茲和我...

Ah, we'll be like the Three Amigos, or the Three Stooges, or the Three Mouseketeers.

啊，我們就像 "三兄弟"、"三個臭皮匠 "或 "三個鼠輩"。

Okay, Mindy, I'm ready to go. Uh, how are we getting there?

好了，明迪，我準備好了我們怎麼過去？

Hi, Guy!

嗨，蓋伊！

Ah, Dennis, you scared me.

丹尼斯，你嚇到我了

Guy Raz, did you hear? We're getting the gang back together.

蓋伊-瑞茲，你聽說了嗎？我們的幫派要重聚了

We're like Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Obviously, I'm Harry.

我們就像哈利、羅恩和赫敏。顯然，我是哈利

Huh?

啊？

Sorry, Dennis. You know we'd really love for you to come, but we're taking Guy Raz's yellow banana scooter and, you know, it's only got seating for two people.

抱歉，丹尼斯你知道我們真的很希望你能來 但我們要坐蓋伊-拉茲的黃色香蕉滑板車 你知道 它只能坐兩個人

And a giant pigeon!

還有一隻巨大的鴿子

Aw!

胡！

Plus, we need you here to spy on the neighborhood and watch out for danger.

另外，我們需要你在這裡監視附近的情況，提防危險。

I guess.

我猜也是。

Oh, yeah, and we promised to bring you back a souvenir.

哦，對了，我們還答應給你帶紀念品回來。

Oh, a souvenir!

哦，紀念品！

Uh, Mindy?

嗯，明迪？

Yeah, Guy Raz?

蓋伊-拉茲？

Uh, I think we have a little problem.

呃，我覺得我們有點小問題。

Why? What's going on?

為什麼？發生了什麼事？

Well, uh, I can't get the banana scooter to start. It seems like the battery might be dead.

我的香蕉機車發動不了了電池好像沒電了

Maybe the banana is just overripe.

也許香蕉只是熟過頭了。

You know, according to Popular Fruit and Veg Mechanics magazine, overripe produce is the number one problem with perishable transportation.

要知道，根據《大眾果蔬機械》雜誌的報道，過熟的農產品是易腐爛運輸的頭號問題。

Wait, I know!

等等，我知道！

Uh...

呃...

Hey, Dennis!

嘿，丹尼斯

What?

什麼？

You don't happen to have your roller blades handy, do ya?

你不會正好帶著你的溜冰鞋吧？

Oh, boy, do I!

哦，我也是！

Oh, no.

哦，不

Almost there. Almost there!

快到了快到了

Mindy, this is not what I had in mind!

明迪，這和我想的不一樣！

Ah, mush, Dennis!

啊，漿糊，丹尼斯

Ah, Mindy!

啊，明迪

Oh, sorry! Got a little carried away!

哦，對不起！有點忘乎所以了！

Madness!

瘋狂

I don't know why Reggie got to ride. He can fly!

我不知道為什麼雷吉能騎馬。他會飛

Wow, Dennis! Thank you so much for pulling us and the banana scooter all the way down here to the convention center!

哇，丹尼斯非常感謝你一路拉著我們和香蕉車來到會展中心！

No problem, Mindy!

沒問題，明迪！

What are roller blades for?

溜冰鞋有什麼用？

Come on, you two!

來吧，你們兩個

And you, Reggie! The entrance is right over there!

還有你 雷吉入口就在那邊

Hi there! Welcome to the bathroom showcase! Are you considering a bathroom remodel?

你們好歡迎來到浴室展示區！您正在考慮改造浴室嗎？

Uh, yes! I am looking to build a Baratuba Lazy River in my bathtub, and my buddy Guy Raz over here is, uh, tired of pooping in the kitchen sink.

嗯，是的！我想在我的浴缸裡建一個巴拉圖巴懶人河，而我的朋友蓋伊-拉茲已經厭倦了在廚房水槽裡大便。

Mindy!

明迪

I see. Tiny house?

我明白了。小房子？

Well, actually, it's a solar-powered, energy-efficient, modular...

實際上，它是一種太陽能、高能效、模塊化...

It's an oversized Debbie doll dream hut.

這是一個超大的黛比娃娃夢幻小屋。

Well, I think that is just super!

我覺得這真是太棒了！

And I believe we've got some lovely compact lavatory options that you are going to adore!

我相信，我們有一些可愛的緊湊型盥洗室供您選擇，您一定會喜歡！

Come with me right this way!

跟我來，這邊走

I don't like this guy!

我不喜歡這傢伙！

Whoa!

哇哦

What in the world?

這到底是怎麼回事？

Look at the size of this place, Mindy!

看看這地方有多大，明迪

Well, it's as far as the eye can see!

目之所及，盡在其中！

Now, over here to the left, you'll see we're featuring the latest in portal potty technology.

現在，在左側這裡，你會看到我們正在展示最新的便盆技術。

Oh, I think you mean porta-potty, right?

哦，我想你是說便池吧？

Yeah! Porta, as in portable potties?

是啊Porta 是便攜式廁所的意思嗎？

Not porta! Portal!

不是 porta！門戶網站！

You see, traditional porta-potties need to be transported to a location, but...

傳統的便桶需要運送到指定地點，但...

But let me guess, the portal potties transport us?

但讓我猜猜，是傳送門把我們傳送過去的？

Bingo!

中獎了

Oh, it's like the rollerblades of toilets!

哦，它就像廁所裡的旱冰鞋！

Now that's something I can get my behind behind!

這才是我能支持的！

Once properly tested, these portal potties will be able to transport poopers through time and space, past or future!

一旦經過適當的測試，這些傳送門便池就能將便便者穿越時空，無論是過去還是未來！

A time-traveling toilet? Sign me up!

穿越時空的馬桶？我報名

I want to see inside!

我想看看裡面！

Uh, sir, please don't go in there.

呃，先生，請不要進去。

Whoa, look! This porta-potty's bigger than your new house guy, Roz!

哇，你看這廁所比你的新房子還大，羅茲

Please, sir, the portals are highly unstable. They have access to urine and feces from all of human history.

拜託 先生 這些傳送門非常不穩定他們能接觸到人類歷史上的大小便

So, do I just flush myself to another dimension, or what?

那麼，我是要把自己衝到另一個空間，還是怎樣？

Dennis!

丹尼斯

No, uh, sir, please, it's just a prototype. It's still in beta butt testing.

不，呃，先生，拜託，這只是個原型。還在測試階段

Mindy, what is it you say when you go on adventures? Up, up, and away, or something like that?

明迪，你去冒險時會說什麼？向上，向上，離開，還是類似的話？

Oh, I remember!

哦，我想起來了！

And... away I fly!

然後......我飛走了！

Ah, no!

啊，不

Dennis!

丹尼斯

Oh, dear. Uh, security? We've got a flusher.

哦，天哪呃，保全？我們有沖洗器

He was my best friend!

他是我最好的朋友！

Hey, I thought I was your best friend!

嘿，我還以為我是你最好的朋友呢

Oh, yeah, um, he was my second best friend!

哦，是的，他是我第二個最好的朋友！

Okay, come on, number one. We gotta go check out the rest of these exhibits.

好了，來吧，一號我們得去看看剩下的展品了

But what about Dennis?

但丹尼斯呢？

Ah, Dennis clogs toilets all the time. He's not gonna get that far.

丹尼斯經常堵馬桶他不會走那麼遠的

Just be patient, Guy Raz. Dennis will come bubbling up, and the whole convention center's gonna know about it. You'll see.

耐心點 蓋伊-拉茲丹尼斯會冒出來的 整個會展中心都會知道的等著瞧吧

Okay.

好的

Whoa, check out that sign, Guy Raz.

哇哦，看看那個標誌，蓋伊-拉茲。

Huh. Are you smarter than a toilet?

咦？你比馬桶還聰明嗎？

Yes! Yes, I am smarter than a toilet! At least I'm pretty sure I am.

是的！是的，我比馬桶還聰明！至少我很確定我是。

Does a toilet know the square root of 50?

廁所知道 50 的平方根嗎？

Because I sure do! It's 7.07106781187...

因為我當然知道！這是 7.07106781187...

Mindy!

明迪

Thank you very much. Come on, let's go check it out!

非常感謝來吧，我們去看看！

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run!

跑，跑，跑，跑，跑，跑，跑，跑！

Wait for me, Mindy!

等等我，明迪

Okay.

好的

Oh, you're still here. I mean, oh good, you're still here. Let's continue on to what I wanted to show you earlier.

哦，你還在這兒我是說，哦，很好，你還在這兒。讓我們繼續我之前想給你看的

Over here we have the...

在這裡，我們有...

I'm here to prove that I am smarter than a toilet.

我是來證明我比馬桶聰明的。

I'm sorry, what?

對不起，什麼？

That sign up there. It says, are you smarter than a toilet?

那上面的牌子上面寫著，你比馬桶聰明嗎？

Oh, yeah. That sign is referring to the new smart toilet by Stanford.

哦，對了。那個標誌指的是斯坦福大學的新型智能馬桶。

Stanford as in the university?

斯坦福大學？

That's right.

這就對了。

Wait, wait a minute. Mindy, this is it.

等等，等等明迪，就是這裡

This is the revolutionary new bathroom technology I was telling you about earlier.

這就是我之前向你們介紹過的革命性浴室新技術。

I read about this smart toilet in the journal Nature Biomedical Engineering.

我是在《自然-生物醫學工程》雜誌上讀到這款智能馬桶的。

Oh, yeah. I read about it too, Guy Raz, in Toilet Talk magazine.

哦，是的我也讀到過，蓋伊-拉茲，在《廁語》雜誌上。

So, let's unveil this smart toilet. I can't wait to see what it looks like.

那麼，讓我們揭開這款智能馬桶的神祕面紗吧。我迫不及待地想看看它長什麼樣了。

Oh, well, you're looking at it. It's right here.

哦，好吧，你正在看呢。就在這裡

Huh?

啊？

It's right in front of you.

它就在你面前。

Uh, this just looks like a regular toilet.

呃，這看起來就像個普通廁所。

Shouldn't a smart toilet be wearing, I don't know, glasses or a graduation cap or something?

難道智能馬桶不應該戴上，我不知道，眼鏡或畢業帽之類的東西嗎？

Just like people, Mindy. You can't judge a toilet based on its appearance.

就像人一樣，明迪不能以貌取人。

Okay, smart toilet. Let's see what you're made of.

好了，聰明的馬桶讓我們看看你是什麼做的。

How do you spell the word dolphinately?

dolphinately 這個詞怎麼拼？

Oh, I don't think it can spell made up words or any words.

哦，我不認為它能拼寫編造的單詞或任何單詞。

Mindy, this smart toilet created by scientists and engineers at Stanford University is not that kind of smart.

明迪，斯坦福大學的科學家和工程師們創造的這款智能馬桶可不是那種智能馬桶。

Huh, so you're saying it can't do your homework and solve all your math problems?

你是說它不能幫你做作業和解決所有數學問題？

Not exactly.

也不盡然。

Man, well, can it at least flush itself? Because flushing is one of my least favorite things to do in life.

老兄，至少能自己衝一下吧？因為沖水是我一生中最不喜歡做的事情之一。

I believe this smart toilet uses precision health-focused technology.

我相信這款智能馬桶採用了以健康為重點的精準技術。

Which means that it can detect if a person is sick.

也就是說，它可以檢測出人是否生病。

And how in the, how is it able to do that?

它是如何做到這一點的？

Well, it examines your, uh...

嗯，它檢查了你的......

It examines your what?

它檢查你的什麼？

You know, your...

你知道，你的...

Your what, Guy Raz? It examines your what?

你的什麼，蓋伊-拉茲？它審查了你的什麼？

Uh, your, uh...

呃，你的...

Guy Raz, just say it. What does it examine?

蓋伊-拉茲，說吧它研究了什麼？

It examines your stool and urine.

它可以檢查您的糞便和尿液。

It examines your poop and pee?

它能檢查你的大便和小便？

Shh, keep it down.

噓，小聲點

What? We're literally surrounded by toilets right now.

什麼？我們現在真的被廁所包圍了。

Yes, have no fear. In here it's safe to talk about Tinkle and disgust Doopie all the live long bidet.

是的，別害怕在這裡，你可以盡情地談論鍈兒和噁心的嘟比。

Now, this smart toilet uses a suite of different tools from a variety of technologies to detect disease.

現在，這種智能馬桶利用各種技術的不同工具來檢測疾病。

Oh, I see what's going on here.

哦，我明白是怎麼回事了。

Oh, I see what's going on here.

哦，我明白是怎麼回事了。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Yeah, so it turns out your poop and pee can actually tell you a thing or two about your overall health.

是的，原來你的大便和小便可以告訴你一兩件有關你整體健康的事情。

Even though they don't have mouths and they definitely do not talk.

儘管它們沒有嘴巴，也絕對不會說話。

Go on.

繼續。

Okay, so let's talk about poop for instance.

好吧，我們就以大便為例。

First of all, what is it?

首先，它是什麼？

Uh...

呃...

If you were to find a recipe for poop, the list of ingredients would include undigested food, proteins, bacteria, salt, water, and a bunch of other stuff.

如果你想找到大便的配方，那麼配方中的成分將包括未消化的食物、蛋白質、細菌、鹽、水和其他一些東西。

And then all of this stuff turns into poop, travels through your intestines, and then gets pushed out.

然後，所有這些東西都會變成大便，通過腸道，然後被排出體外。

I don't know if I'd necessarily use the words recipe or ingredients, but sure, I mean, I think I see where you're going with this.

我不知道我是否一定會用食譜或成分這些詞，但可以肯定的是，我的意思是，我想我明白你的意思了。

And even though all poops are different from person to person, there are a few red flags that can tell you if your poop is unhealthy.

儘管每個人的便便都不盡相同，但有幾個信號可以告訴你，你的便便是否不健康。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Yeah, for example, if your poop pops out like hard little marbles instead of nice juicy sausages, it might mean that you're constipated or that there's a traffic backup in your large intestine.

是的，舉個例子，如果你的大便拉出來的是硬硬的小彈珠，而不是多汁的香腸，這可能意味著你便祕了，或者你的大腸出現了交通堵塞。

Get out of the way!

讓開

Oh.

哦。

Or if your poop is green and squeezing out like soft serve ice cream, it might mean you got a case of the old diarrhea.

或者，如果你的大便是綠色的，像軟冰淇淋一樣擠出來，這可能意味著你得了舊腹瀉。

By the way, do you think the smart toilet can spell diarrhea?

順便問一句，你覺得智能馬桶會拼寫腹瀉嗎？

Because I sure can't.

因為我肯定做不到。

Again, Mindy, it's not that kind of smart toilet.

再說一遍，明迪，這不是那種智能馬桶。

And if your poop plops out in cubes, well, it might just mean you're a wombat.

如果你的便便呈立方體，那可能就意味著你是一隻袋熊。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Mindy's absolutely right.

明迪說得太對了

The smell, size, color, and shape of your stool all contain clues to the state of your health, and this smart toilet is able to read those clues.

糞便的氣味、大小、顏色和形狀都包含著您健康狀況的線索，而這款智能馬桶能夠讀取這些線索。

So it's like having a bunch of teeny tiny scientists and researchers inside your toilet bowl just waiting for your next deposit?

這就像在你的馬桶裡有一群小科學家和研究人員，就等著你的下一次存款？

Oh, wait, I read about this, and I read about how it works.

哦，等等，我讀到過這個，也讀到過它的工作原理。

First, a scanner takes a picture of your, um...

首先，掃描儀會對你的...

Of your butt?

你的屁股？

Uh, yeah, yes.

嗯，是的，是的。

First, the scanner takes a picture of your butt and uses that picture to help the toilet identify you, or rather, your butt.

首先，掃描儀會給你的屁股拍照，然後用這張照片幫助馬桶識別你，或者說識別你的屁股。