Now, at first, when you notice it, you think, oh, he slept wrong.

現在，當你注意到這一點時，你會想，哦，他睡錯了。

He just got a kink in his neck.

他只是脖子扭了一下。

Get a Tempur-Pedic!

買一個 Tempur-Pedic

Now, when they start speaking, their head starts moving.

現在，當他們開始說話時，頭就開始動了。

And I noticed this.

我注意到了這一點。

The guy is checking us into the hotel.

那個人正在為我們辦理入住手續。

And he's really cool.

他真的很酷。

He's like, listen, if you have any problems at all, okay, you call the front desk.

他說，聽著，如果你有任何問題，都可以打電話給前臺。

You press zero.

按 0。

We will send somebody to your room to help you.

我們會派人到您的房間幫助您。

Whatever you need, we got it for you right here.

無論您需要什麼，我們這裡都能滿足您。

Okay, it's very good.

好的，非常好。

Now, one thing I noticed is the more they talk and the more excited Indian people get, the more the head starts to move around.

現在，我注意到的一件事是，他們說得越多，印度人越興奮，頭就開始動得越厲害。

Somebody at the hotel yelled out to the clerk, that's fluffy.

酒店裡有人對店員喊道，那是絨毛。

And the guy was like, oh, my God, I don't believe it.

那人說，天哪，我真不敢相信。

I can do that.

我可以做到這一點。

I thought it was you.

我以為是你

I thought it was you.

我以為是你

Oh, my God, I cannot believe it.

天哪，我簡直不敢相信。

This is so crazy.

這太瘋狂了

Oh, my God, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy.

哦，天哪，毛茸茸的，毛茸茸的，毛茸茸的。

Even crazier than that is that the mouth is actually connected to the neck.

比這更瘋狂的是，嘴巴居然和脖子連在一起。

When the mouth stops moving, the head stops wherever the mouth left off.

當嘴巴停止移動時，頭部就會停在嘴巴離開的地方。

And when you see Indian people talking to each other, you can see it.

當你看到印度人彼此交談時，你就會明白這一點。

Okay, let me tell you something.

好吧，讓我告訴你一件事。

Okay, hold on.

好的，等等

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等，等等，等等。

Hold on.

等一下

Okay.

好的

Like if you're Indian and you stutter, you are so screwed.

比如說，如果你是印度人，又有口吃，那你就完蛋了。

Somebody stop him!

快來人阻止他

I'm not going to lie, you guys.

我不想撒謊，夥計們。

When I first saw this happen, I thought it was hysterical.

當我第一次看到這種情況發生時，我覺得這太歇斯底里了。

I thought it was funny.

我覺得這很有趣。

But then I started thinking about it.

但後來我開始思考這個問題。

Head movement is just a form of expression.

頭部運動只是一種表達方式。

No matter where you live in this world, people express themselves in their own unique way, whether through facial expressions, hand gestures, body movement, extra words.

無論你生活在世界的哪個角落，人們都會用自己獨特的方式表達自己，無論是通過面部表情、手勢、肢體動作還是額外的語言。

Everywhere you go, things are different.

所到之處，一切皆不同。

And that's just how they express themselves in India.

這就是印度人的表達方式。

Now, back to the whole Indians-Mexican thing.

現在，回到印第安人和墨西哥人的事情上來。

That is something else that we share in common with Indian people.

這也是我們與印度人民的共同之處。

Head movement.

頭部運動。

Now, some of you in the building tonight are like, stupid.

今晚在座的有些人就像傻瓜一樣

We don't have head movement.

我們沒有頭部運動。

Yes, we do.

是的，我們有。

It's a little different.

這有點不同。

See, with Indian people, the head movement is side to side.

看，印度人的頭部運動是左右擺動的。

Mexicans, our head movement is front to back.

墨西哥人，我們的頭部運動是從前向後。

The difference between that is that with Mexicans, we have to be very, very upset in order for you to see the head movement.

這兩者之間的區別在於，對於墨西哥人，我們必須非常非常生氣，才能讓你看到頭部的動作。

Otherwise, you can't tell.

否則，你就說不清楚了。

With Indians, it's all the time.

對印度人來說，這就是所有的時間。

Oh, today is such a nice day.

今天天氣真好

It is such a beautiful day today.

今天天氣真好。

I'm so happy.

我太高興了

It's very nice.

很不錯。

Very good.

非常好

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I can't believe it's so nice.

真不敢相信它這麼漂亮。

It's such a great...

這是一個偉大的...

Mexicans, when we're mad, that's when it comes out.

墨西哥人，當我們生氣的時候，就會發洩出來。

For non-Latinos, hey, trust me.

對於非拉丁人，嘿，相信我。

You cut off a Mexican in traffic, see what happens.

你在車流中截住一個墨西哥人，看看會發生什麼。

That's funny.

真有意思

I don't know why the black people are laughing.

我不知道黑人為什麼笑。

You guys take it all.

你們全拿走了

Oh, no, you didn't.

哦，不，你沒有。

Oh, hell no.

哦，見鬼

I know he ain't talking about me.

我知道他說的不是我。

I hit a bell.

我撞到了鈴鐺。

I hit a bell.

我撞到了鈴鐺。

I made myself dizzy doing it.

我把自己搞得暈頭轉向。