Get away from me!

離我遠點

I'm sick!

我生病了

Sick?

生病了？

Well, what's the matter?

怎麼了？

Broken rib?

肋骨斷了？

Ingrown toenail?

趾甲內生？

Or is it another one of Mr. Lelius's maladies?

還是萊利烏斯先生的另一種弊病？

No!

不

It's something horrible, absolutely horrible, and it's wrong with me!

這太可怕了，絕對可怕，是我的問題！

I shouldn't act like this!

我不該這樣

I'm a coward.

我是個懦夫

A coward!

一個懦夫

No, you're not.

不，你沒有。

That time we wrestled at the beach, when you took out the guy with the radio, that was awesome.

那次我們在海灘摔跤，你幹掉了那個拿著收音機的傢伙，真是太棒了。

I'm no better than the rest, you know.

我並不比其他人好多少，你知道的。

I...

I...

I...

I...

I'm not!

我沒有！

You don't want me, and even if you did, I don't deserve you!

你不想要我，即使你想要，我也配不上你！

Get away from me!

離我遠點

You shouldn't spend any more time with me!

你不應該再和我在一起了！

I'm sick in the head over the heels!

我為這雙高跟鞋頭疼不已！

If you're sick, then you can just call me bird flu.

如果你病了，就叫我禽流感好了。

You know I'm...

你知道我...

I'm in...

我在...

In...

在...

In love.

戀愛中

But you have to promise me you won't get mad.

但你得答應我你不會生氣。

I promise.

我保證

I won't get mad.

我不會生氣的。

I'm in love with you.

我愛上你了

It's stupid and crazy, I know!

我知道這很傻很瘋狂！

But I can't stop myself.

但我無法控制自己。

That flight we did was stupid and crazy, but this?

我們的那次飛行既愚蠢又瘋狂，但這次呢？

I love you, too.

我也愛你

If you're crazy, let's be crazy together!

如果你瘋了，讓我們一起瘋吧！

I don't care what anyone thinks.

我不在乎別人怎麼想。

There's nothing wrong about it.

這沒什麼不對的。

I could fly you away.

我可以帶你飛走

You could fly me away.

你可以帶我飛走

I never want to be without you ever again.

我再也不想沒有你了。

Oh, you know, I'd be happy as long as we're together.

哦，你知道，只要我們在一起，我就會很開心。

Then how about we get a little closer?

那我們再靠近一點怎麼樣？

Oh, no.

哦，不

So, you really are that way, aren't you?

所以，你真的是那樣的人，不是嗎？

I didn't think it'd be possible.

我認為這是不可能的。

You can't be like this, you freak of nature!

你不能這樣，你這個怪胎！

You disgust me, you...

你讓我噁心，你...

And you!

還有你

I don't know who you are, but get your filthy hands off!

我不知道你是誰，但請把你的髒手拿開！

You must have corrupted him!

你一定是讓他墮落了！

Anthony Boda, you're under arrest for sodomy.

安東尼-博達 你因雞姦罪被捕了

You have the right to remain silent.

您有權保持沉默。

Giant talking homosexual bird, you're under arrest for sodomy and illegal immigration.

會說話的同志大鳥，你因雞姦和非法移民罪被捕了。

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