Morning, SpongeBot.

早上好，海綿機器寶寶。

Ooh, you're looking handsome today.

哦，你今天看起來真帥！

Good, good, good, good morning, Robo-Gary.

早安，機器小蝸。

Oh, you wanna play?

哦，你想玩嗎？

I know what you want.

我知道你想要什麼。

Gary, be gentle with the little laser.

小蝸，對小雷射光溫柔點。

Time for work, Gary.

該工作了，小蝸。

I'll play with you more when I get home.

我回家後再跟你玩。

No, no, Gare-bearings.

不，不，小蝸蝸。

You have to stay here at home.

你必須待在家裡。

A little more to the left.

再往左一點。

Almost there.

快了。

Pe-pe-pe-perfect.

完美。

See you later, Gar-gar-gar-gary.

晚點見，小蝸。

Finally, someone whose company I actually enjoy.

終於有一個我真正喜歡的人陪伴我了。

Me.

我自己。

Time for work, Squidbot.

該工作了，章魚機器哥。

Time for work, Squidbot.

該工作了，章魚機器哥。

Time for work, Squidbot.

該工作了，章魚機器哥。

Time for work, Squidbot.

該工作了，章魚機器哥。

Power down and leave me alone, SpongeBot.

關掉電源，別煩我，海綿機器寶寶。

I've still got 15 minutes.

我還有 15 分鐘。

Oh, sorry, Squidbot.

哦，對不起，章魚機器哥。

Sorry, Squidbot.

對不起，章魚機器哥。

Sorry, Squidbot.

對不起，章魚機器哥。

Go away!

走開！

I am going to have to live next to that?

我得住在那種人旁邊？

Knock, knock, knock.

咚，咚，咚。

Hey, Patron, I'm going to work.

嘿，派大機器星，我要去工作了。

I'm going with you, SpongeBot.

我和你一起去，海綿機器寶寶。

I got to fuel up.

我得加油了。

Hooray!

萬歲！

Hooray!

萬歲！

Patron is currently in recharge mode.

派大機器星目前處於充電模式。

Okay, buddy, I'll bring you some fuel on my way back home.

好的，兄弟，我回家的時候給你帶點燃料。

If you're going to be late, give me the key.

如果你要遲到，把鑰匙給我。

Ooh, sorry, Squidbot, but the key bone's connected to the finger bone.

哦，對不起，章魚機器哥，鑰匙骨和手指骨是連在一起的。

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

You're fired!

你被解僱了！

Oh, thank you, Bado.

哦，謝謝你，小兄弟。

I got stuck in the firing mode.

我被困在了解僱人模式中。

How to be fired.

如何被解僱阿？

Nobody's getting fired, you robo-loafer.

沒人會被炒魷魚的，你這個機器人金光黨。

Everybody get to work!

大家開始工作！

The Krabby Batteries are sizzling.

美味蟹電池熱氣騰騰。

Now it's time for condiments.

現在是調味時間。

Boot up, SpongeBot.

啟動，海綿機器寶寶。

Give me two batteries and a barge and make him cry.

給我兩塊電池和一艘駁船，讓他哭出來。

Robo-Gary?

機器小蝸？

Squidbot?

章魚機器哥？

No!

不！

Gary Squid?

小蝸章魚哥？

Squid Gary?

章魚哥小蝸？

Does not compute.

無法計算。

Does not compute.

無法計算。

Get your filthy robo-snail off my head!

把你那骯髒的機器蝸牛從我頭上拿開！

Gary!

小蝸！

Oh, my God!

我的天啊！

I gotta cut out this pooping parasite!

我得剪掉這個大腹便便的寄生蟲！

All right, what the kelp is going on in here?

好吧，這裡到底發生了什麼？

Come back here, you nickel-plated nincompoops!

回來，你們這些鍍鎳的蠢貨！

Plankbot, you forgot to wind yourself again.

機器皮老闆，你又忘了給自己上發條了。

Thanks, Karen, my flesh and blood wife.

謝謝你，凱倫，我有血有肉的妻子。

Don't worry, I'll get him.

別擔心，我會抓住他的。

Hi, Karen. Did Gary come through here?

嗨，凱倫。小蝸來過這裡嗎？

He went that-a-way, Chuckles.

他往那邊去了，傻蛋。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Mama told me not to marry a robot.

媽媽告訴我不要嫁給機器人。