You look very handsome.

你看起來很帥

Thank you.

謝謝。

Thank you.

謝謝。

So you have the sling.

所以你有了吊衣。

I saw you with the sling yesterday, I think.

我想我昨天看到你帶著吊衣了。

Well, I'm fresh out of the sling as of, like, 45 minutes ago.

45分鐘前，我剛從吊瓶裡出來。

I didn't want to shake your hand too hard, because my hands are very powerful.

我不想和你握手握得太用力，因為我的手很有力。

They've been known to crush men who don't have injuries.

眾所周知，它們會把沒有受傷的人壓碎。

Yeah, thank you.

好的，謝謝

Very thoughtful.

非常周到。

And I wanted to take it easy, but it's OK now?

我想放鬆一下，但現在可以了嗎？

Is it, like, wobbly and loose?

是不是搖搖晃晃、鬆鬆垮垮的？

I'm OK, man.

我沒事

You know, it seems like the older I get, man,

你知道，我好像越老越不中用了、

I just become more and more like Mr. Glass, man.

我變得越來越像格拉斯先生了，夥計。

Like, I may sneeze and throw out a hip or something.

比如，我可能會打噴嚏，把臀部什麼的甩出去。

Yeah, right?

是嗎？

That's what happens, I guess.

我想，事情就是這樣。

Yeah, it's part of it.

是的，這是一部分。

That's why I never exercise.

這就是我從不鍛鍊的原因。

It keeps me very, very.

它讓我非常非常

Yeah, I'm leaning towards doing that now, actually.

是的，事實上，我現在傾向於這麼做。

Do you have somebody?

你有人選嗎？

I don't do anything now.

我現在什麼都不做。

Do you have, like, a servant or something who brushes your teeth for you and feeds you and does that?

你有僕人之類的人幫你刷牙、餵飯嗎？

No, but I'm thinking about having a servant actually run for me.

沒有，但我在考慮找個僕人替我競選。

Yeah, that would be nice.

是啊，那就太好了。

They could send them in for the tough assignments.

他們可以派他們去執行艱鉅的任務。

How's everything going?

一切都還好嗎？

I know it's been a tough season for the Lakers.

我知道這個賽季對湖人隊來說很艱難。

When you're in a situation like the Lakers are in right now, you're sitting on the bench.

當你處於像湖人隊現在這樣的情況時，你就只能坐在替補席上。

Well, you're not even on the bench this time.

好吧，這次你連替補席都不坐了。

But does it make you upset?

但這會讓你不高興嗎？

Would you like for them to be doing well without you there?

你希望他們在沒有你的情況下過得好嗎？

Or are you kind of happy that they're not?

還是說你很高興他們沒有這樣做？

No, you want to win.

不，你想贏。

It's really, it's hard, man.

這真的很難，夥計。

It's hard to be in that environment when we're literally, like, at the bottom of the league.

當我們在聯賽中排名墊底時，很難在這樣的環境中生存。

Well, you're welcome to come hang out here.

歡迎你來這裡玩。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Thank you, thank you.

謝謝，謝謝。

I saw a clip today that I feel like I have to show you, because I must know what your reaction to this is.

我今天看到了一個片段，我覺得我必須給你們看看，因為我必須知道你們對此有什麼反應。

So the Lakers had an eight-game losing streak.

於是，湖人隊遭遇了八連敗。

They beat the Celtics.

他們擊敗了凱爾特人隊

Overtime, great.

加班，太好了。

This is from after that game.

這是那場比賽之後的照片。

This got interesting.

這就有趣了。

They come back to 4-0-2, you got the Frontier.

他們以 4-0-2 的比分扳回一城，你得到了 "前線"。

You feel me?

你感覺到了嗎？

We back in the building.

我們回到大樓裡。

Y'all thought we was gone.

你們都以為我們走了

My man J-Len was doing his thing.

我的朋友 J-Len 正在做他的事情。

J-Hill doing his thing.

J-希爾在做他的事

Nick out there hitting his free throws.

尼克罰球命中

You know how he do it.

你知道他是怎麼做的

J-Len going to the basket like he ain't meant to, but he do it.

J-Len 衝向籃筐，雖然他不是故意的，但他做到了。

You know what I'm saying, how he do it.

你知道我在說什麼，他是怎麼做到的。

Hey, Mike, man, you got a nice suit on today, too, man.

嘿，邁克，你今天穿的西裝也不錯啊，夥計。

Appreciate that, Swaggy.

謝謝你，Swaggy。

You got that?

明白了嗎？

Miz, wow.

米茲，哇

Now, would that happen if you were there?

如果你在場，會發生這種情況嗎？

Would there be a celebration?

會有慶祝活動嗎？

Then I saw that all I could think of was you.

然後我看到我滿腦子都是你。

Hey, did you see the movie Whiplash?

嘿，你看過電影《鞭打》嗎？

That's a great segue.

這是一個很好的過渡。

Because I was thinking, when I saw that movie.

因為我在看那部電影時就在想

I would ask them, are they rushing or dragging?

我會問他們，他們是在趕時間還是在拖時間？

So you did see that movie, yeah.

你確實看過那部電影

I did see it.

我確實看到了。

So in the movie, he says the worst thing that you can say to somebody as far as motivation goes, and as far as helping somebody to improve, is good job when they didn't do a good job.

是以，在電影中，他說，就激勵而言，就幫助別人進步而言，你能對別人說的最糟糕的一句話就是："幹得好，但他們幹得並不好。

Right.

對

Or in his case, ever, I think was the case.

或者說，在他的情況下，我認為曾經是這樣。

But did you identify with J.K. Simmons' character in any way?

但你對 J.K. Simmons 的角色有任何認同感嗎？

Yeah, I do, actually.

是的，我是這麼認為的。

If you're doing something and it's not very well done,

如果你正在做的事情做得不好、

I'm not going to say it's very well done.

我不會說它做得很好。

Right.

對

And that way, people also know when you do say it is, that you mean it.

這樣，當你說 "是 "的時候，人們也會知道你是認真的。

Yeah.

是啊

I always say, if you're having lunch or having dinner with somebody, and I'm sitting across from you, for example.

我總是說，如果你和某人共進午餐或晚餐，比如我就坐在你對面。

We're at a restaurant in front of all these fabulous people in a restaurant, and you're sitting there and eating across from me.

我們在一家餐廳裡，面對著餐廳裡所有的人，而你就坐在我對面吃飯。

You have something in your teeth.

你牙齒裡有東西

Right.

對

I can have that moment of being uncomfortable and tell you, you have something in your teeth, and not let you look like an idiot in front of everybody else, or not have that moment, and just let you look like an idiot in front of everybody else, right?

我可以在不舒服的時候告訴你，你牙齒裡有東西，而不讓你在其他人面前看起來像個白痴，也可以沒有這種時候，就讓你在其他人面前看起來像個白痴，對嗎？

So I'm not afraid to tell you, you have something in your teeth.

所以我不怕告訴你，你牙齒裡有東西。

So that's me putting it politely, without throwing a symbol across the room.

這就是我的禮貌用語，沒有把符號扔到房間的另一頭。

Right.

對

That's nice.

真不錯

Have you ever slapped a teammate?

你打過隊友耳光嗎？

Verbally, maybe.

也許是口頭上的。

Verbally, but not.

口頭上，但不是。

Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

嗨，我是吉米-基梅爾。

Thanks for watching.

感謝觀看。

It means a lot to me.

這對我意義重大。

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如果你想讓我們的關係更上一層樓，請點擊下面的訂閱按鈕。

I'll wait for you.

我會等你的