Name: 如何打太極拳 - Jimmy O. Yang (How To Do Tai Chi - Jimmy O. Yang)
Uploaded: 2024-07-08T03:12:43.000Z
Duration: 1 min 59 s

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Why are all old Asian people always stretching in the park?

為什麼亞洲老人總是在公園裡伸展？

Like, it doesn't matter which city and which park you go to.

比如，不管去哪個城市、哪個公園，

You see about 250 old Asian people all doing this shit at the same time.

你會看到大約 250 個亞洲老人同時在做這種事。

He's like, "Oh, they warming up to do Tai Chi."

他說：「哦，他們在為打太極熱身。」

And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself.

諷刺的是，太極本身就是一種熱身運動。

So they're warming up to warm up for nothing.

And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think that Tai Chi is some, like, exotic Chinese secret, some oriental art.

我認為對很多美國人來說，人們認為太極拳是某種異國情調的中國祕密，是某種東方藝術。

No, Tai Chi is just exercise for people who are too old to exercise.

不，太極只是為那些年紀太大不能運動的人準備的運動。

Let's not exoticize these things, you know?

我們不要把這些東西異國化，你知道嗎？

It's actually super simple to do Tai Chi.

I went to the park, watched those old people for like an hour, and I learned how to do Tai Chi.

我去了公園，看了那些老人大概一個小時，也學會了打太極。

All you got to do to do Tai Chi is pretend you're wiping down a window and getting a blowjob at the same time.

要打太極拳，你只需要假裝一邊擦窗戶一邊被吹喇叭就行了。

All you got to do, you get in your little stance, right?

你要做的，就是擺好你的小站姿，對嗎？

And then you wipe down a window, and now you get a blowjob.

然後你擦窗戶，現在你現在被吹喇叭。

And then you lift her head up because you're a gentleman, you know?

然後你把她的頭抬起來，因為你是個紳士，知道嗎？

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