Name: 人們訂購比薩，我提供折磨 - 烹飪模擬器 - 比薩 (People Order Pizza and I Deliver Torment - Cooking Simulator - Pizza)
Uploaded: 2024-07-07T13:32:50.000Z
Duration: 19 min 24 s

We're playing some cooking simulator today.

They were kind enough to give me a key for their latest pizza update, and if there's one thing I love, it's cooking food in a very sane and normal way.

如果說我喜歡什麼，那就是用非常理智和正常的方式烹飪食物。

As you can see, we have a lovely view of the outdoors, and by that, I mean everything's in throwing range.

如您所見，我們的室外視野非常開闊，我的意思是，所有東西都在投擲範圍內。

All of our ingredients are gonna go there, but we haven't prepped anything yet.

我們所有的食材都會放在那裡，但我們還沒準備好任何東西。

Meanwhile, we have this other room where we prep ingredients, which is why we have so many wild pieces of machinery, like an automatic cutter, an electric grater, a food processor, and my personal favorite, the dough mixer.

與此同時，我們還有一個準備食材的房間，這就是為什麼我們有這麼多瘋狂的機器，比如自動切菜機、電動磨碎機、食品加工機，以及我個人最喜歡的麵糰攪拌機。

We have a dungeon, or I guess normal people call it a cellar.

我們有一個地牢，我猜正常人稱之為地窖。

We got all the normal stuff you put on pizza, like bananas and eggplant and sweet corn, not to mention all these weird ingredients no one ever uses, like onions and garlic and eight bajillion kinds of delicious meats.

我們有所有披薩上常見的東西，比如香蕉、茄子和甜玉米，更不用說那些沒人用過的奇怪配料了，比如洋蔥、大蒜和數十億種美味肉類。

We got your parmesan, your pecorino, whatever the hell this is.

我們有你的帕爾馬乾酪，你的佩科裡諾乾酪，不管這是什麼鬼東西。

Oh, and I almost forgot about this cooler here, where we definitely don't keep bodies.

對了，我差點忘了這裡的冷藏櫃，我們絕對不會在這裡存放屍體。

Well, now that I'm sure we all have a hankering for pizza, let's go ahead and take our first order and make some dreams come true.

既然我們都想吃披薩，那就趕緊下第一單，讓夢想成真吧。

Neapolitan-style dough, marinara sauce, buffalo mozzarella.

那不勒斯式麵糰、意大利麵醬、水牛芝士。

First things first is we got to make the dough.

Thankfully, the game is kind enough to show us exactly how to make the dough.

幸好，遊戲很貼心地告訴我們如何製作麵糰。

We begin with the finest milled double zero flour, or as I like to call it, double-O flour.

我們首先使用最優質的雙零麵粉，或者我喜歡稱之為 "雙O麵粉"。

Well, I mean, the sink is here, and I can definitely turn this on and waste water at a catastrophic rate.

好吧，我的意思是，水槽在這裡，我絕對可以打開它，然後以災難性的速度浪費水。

I think I saw something in here we can use for water.

我想我在這裡看到了可以用來裝水的東西。

Let's go to our magical box here, which allows us to buy all kinds of fancy things.

讓我們進入神奇的盒子，它可以讓我們買到各種奇特的東西。

And I'm just going to substitute water with olive oil.

Well, anchovies are kind of salty, right?

First, we need to use this rolling pin and...

首先，我們需要使用這個擀麵杖和...

Stupid Neapolitan dough needing correct ratios and water and stuff.

愚蠢的那不勒斯麵糰需要正確的比例和水之類的東西。

Oh, so that's what dough is supposed to look like.

哦，原來麵糰應該是這個樣子的。

天哪，這就像一個真正的披薩。

The next step is we need to make marinara sauce.

下一步，我們需要製作意大利麵醬。

I'm not even gonna look at the ingredients.

Bring it to the food processor and watch it get siphoned in magically.

將其倒入食品加工機，看著它被神奇地虹吸進去。

Those are the noises I like to hear when it's grinding up my sauce.

這就是我喜歡聽到的研磨醬汁的聲音。

Mmm, just like marinara is supposed to look.

嗯，就像意大利麵應該有的樣子。

One last thing to prep and we're good to go, which includes making little trays of cut buffalo mozzarella and cut cherry tomatoes.

最後一件準備工作就可以開始了，包括用小托盤裝切好的水牛芝士和切好的櫻桃番茄。

Basket, dungeon, a conservative number of cherry tomatoes, and buffalo mozzarella, nothing but net.

籃子、地牢、保守數量的櫻桃番茄和水牛芝士，除了淨肉什麼都沒有。

Okay, things go in here and they get mulched.

好了，東西放進去就會被覆蓋。

你知道，也許我可以 哦，哦，不。

All right, if we do this, it looks a little more pizza-like, but no one wants that.

好吧，如果我們這樣做，看起來會更像披薩，但沒人想這樣。

So instead, we're gonna have this sad face.

所以，我們就用這張悲傷的臉來代替。

Now it's time to add our buffalo mozzarella.

Now when it comes to cheese, you want to do it a little bit sparingly.

現在，說到奶酪，你要少吃一點。

You don't want to make it too rich, but you also want to make sure people get what they paid for because no one wants to feel taken advantage of at a restaurant.

你不想做得太豐盛，但也要確保人們物有所值，因為沒有人希望在餐廳裡被佔便宜。

And while we wait for that thing to bake, we have a sponsor for this video.

在我們等待那東西出爐的同時，我們有了本視頻的贊助商。

So let's open up our phone and check out who it is.

讓我們打開手機，看看是誰打來的。

這就是《被遺忘的神魔世界》。

This is a casual RPG for Android and iOS with an emphasis on autoplay, which pretty much means you can play the game one of two ways.

這是一款適用於 Android 和 iOS 的休閒 RPG 遊戲，強調自動播放，這幾乎意味著你可以用兩種方式玩遊戲。

The good old-fashioned way of moving your character around, taking quests, and beating stuff up.

老式的移動角色、接受任務和打怪的好方法。

Or you can tell the game to do all of that for you, and it'll do it with such laser precision.

或者你也可以讓遊戲幫你做這些事，它會用脈衝光精確地完成。

You'll think you were watching a speedrun.

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