Welcome back to Let's Game It Out.

歡迎回到 "我們來玩遊戲"。

We're playing some cooking simulator today.

我們今天要玩烹飪模擬器。

They were kind enough to give me a key for their latest pizza update, and if there's one thing I love, it's cooking food in a very sane and normal way.

如果說我喜歡什麼，那就是用非常理智和正常的方式烹飪食物。

Here we are in our brand new pizzeria.

這就是我們全新的比薩店。

As you can see, we have a lovely view of the outdoors, and by that, I mean everything's in throwing range.

如您所見，我們的室外視野非常開闊，我的意思是，所有東西都在投擲範圍內。

Anyway, let's take a look around.

總之，讓我們四處看看吧。

This is our pizza-making station.

這是我們的披薩製作臺。

All of our ingredients are gonna go there, but we haven't prepped anything yet.

我們所有的食材都會放在那裡，但我們還沒準備好任何東西。

And of course, pizzas bake in here.

當然，披薩也在這裡烤制。

Meanwhile, we have this other room where we prep ingredients, which is why we have so many wild pieces of machinery, like an automatic cutter, an electric grater, a food processor, and my personal favorite, the dough mixer.

與此同時，我們還有一個準備食材的房間，這就是為什麼我們有這麼多瘋狂的機器，比如自動切菜機、電動磨碎機、食品加工機，以及我個人最喜歡的麵糰攪拌機。

Oh, but we're not done there.

哦，但我們還沒完。

We have a dungeon, or I guess normal people call it a cellar.

我們有一個地牢，我猜正常人稱之為地窖。

We got all the normal stuff you put on pizza, like bananas and eggplant and sweet corn, not to mention all these weird ingredients no one ever uses, like onions and garlic and eight bajillion kinds of delicious meats.

我們有所有披薩上常見的東西，比如香蕉、茄子和甜玉米，更不用說那些沒人用過的奇怪配料了，比如洋蔥、大蒜和數十億種美味肉類。

And of course, we can't forget cheese.

當然，我們不能忘記奶酪。

We got your parmesan, your pecorino, whatever the hell this is.

我們有你的帕爾馬乾酪，你的佩科裡諾乾酪，不管這是什麼鬼東西。

Oh, and I almost forgot about this cooler here, where we definitely don't keep bodies.

對了，我差點忘了這裡的冷藏櫃，我們絕對不會在這裡存放屍體。

Oh, we don't keep bodies.

我們不保留屍體

Well, color me surprised.

好吧，讓我大吃一驚。

All the greats are here.

所有的偉大人物都在這裡。

Shrimp, squid, fried egg.

蝦、魷魚、煎蛋

Well, now that I'm sure we all have a hankering for pizza, let's go ahead and take our first order and make some dreams come true.

既然我們都想吃披薩，那就趕緊下第一單，讓夢想成真吧。

Buffalina.

布法利納

Neapolitan-style dough, marinara sauce, buffalo mozzarella.

那不勒斯式麵糰、意大利麵醬、水牛芝士。

Seems easy enough.

看起來很簡單。

First things first is we got to make the dough.

首先是製作麵糰。

Thankfully, the game is kind enough to show us exactly how to make the dough.

幸好，遊戲很貼心地告訴我們如何製作麵糰。

We begin with the finest milled double zero flour, or as I like to call it, double-O flour.

我們首先使用最優質的雙零麵粉，或者我喜歡稱之為 "雙O麵粉"。

Licensed to mill.

授權研磨。

Okay, now it's time to add some water.

好了，現在該加水了。

Well, I mean, the sink is here, and I can definitely turn this on and waste water at a catastrophic rate.

好吧，我的意思是，水槽在這裡，我絕對可以打開它，然後以災難性的速度浪費水。

I think I saw something in here we can use for water.

我想我在這裡看到了可以用來裝水的東西。

Ah, yes, this festive jug.

啊，對了，這個節日壺。

Wait, can I really put water in this?

等等，這裡面真的能放水嗎？

In the past tense, I mean.

我是說過去式。

Okay, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Let's go to our magical box here, which allows us to buy all kinds of fancy things.

讓我們進入神奇的盒子，它可以讓我們買到各種奇特的東西。

And I'm just going to substitute water with olive oil.

我將用橄欖油代替水。

Gives it a nice gold color.

使其呈現出漂亮的金色。

Now it's time to add some salt.

現在該加點鹽了。

Where do I keep that?

我把它放哪兒了？

Do I keep it down here?

我要把它放在下面嗎？

Well, anchovies are kind of salty, right?

鳳尾魚有點鹹，對吧？

I'm sure this will do just fine.

我相信這一定能做好。

Oh my god, it pours so aggressively too.

天哪，倒得也太猛烈了。

Okay, it's time.

好了，時間到了

What a beautiful golden yellow color.

好漂亮的金黃色。

Oh, and this is how you know it's done.

哦，這樣你就知道完成了。

Ah, it's a blob.

啊，是個圓球。

Good enough for me.

對我來說足夠了。

Let's make some pizza out of it.

我們用它來做披薩吧。

First, we need to use this rolling pin and...

首先，我們需要使用這個擀麵杖和...

Huh?

啊？

You mean I can't just use mystery dough?

你是說我不能用神祕麵糰？

All right, hold on.

好的，等一下

We gotta test this.

我們得測試一下

Stupid Neapolitan dough needing correct ratios and water and stuff.

愚蠢的那不勒斯麵糰需要正確的比例和水之類的東西。

Oh, so that's what dough is supposed to look like.

哦，原來麵糰應該是這個樣子的。

As it lands all over the dirty floor.

因為它落滿了髒兮兮的地板。

Oh my god, it's like a real pizza.

天哪，這就像一個真正的披薩。

The next step is we need to make marinara sauce.

下一步，我們需要製作意大利麵醬。

I'm not even gonna look at the ingredients.

我甚至都不想看配料。

I got this.

我得到了這個。

Tomatoes, tons of garlic.

番茄、大量大蒜

Bring it to the food processor and watch it get siphoned in magically.

將其倒入食品加工機，看著它被神奇地虹吸進去。

Oh, can't forget a couple herbs.

哦，還不能忘了幾種草藥。

Okay, yep, there we go.

好吧，是的，我們走吧。

Yep, everybody in.

是的，所有人都在。

Don't be shy.

別害羞

Those are the noises I like to hear when it's grinding up my sauce.

這就是我喜歡聽到的研磨醬汁的聲音。

Mmm, just like marinara is supposed to look.

嗯，就像意大利麵應該有的樣子。

One last thing to prep and we're good to go, which includes making little trays of cut buffalo mozzarella and cut cherry tomatoes.

最後一件準備工作就可以開始了，包括用小托盤裝切好的水牛芝士和切好的櫻桃番茄。

Basket, dungeon, a conservative number of cherry tomatoes, and buffalo mozzarella, nothing but net.

籃子、地牢、保守數量的櫻桃番茄和水牛芝士，除了淨肉什麼都沒有。

Okay, things go in here and they get mulched.

好了，東西放進去就會被覆蓋。

Ta-da!

嗒噠

Sumptuous toppings.

豐盛的配料

Let's make this pizza.

我們來做披薩吧

Oh boy, here we go.

好傢伙，又來了。

Let's put it right down.

讓我們把它放下來。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

You know, maybe I can just- Oh, oh no.

你知道，也許我可以 哦，哦，不。

Mmm, so tasty.

嗯，真好吃。

All right, if we do this, it looks a little more pizza-like, but no one wants that.

好吧，如果我們這樣做，看起來會更像披薩，但沒人想這樣。

So instead, we're gonna have this sad face.

所以，我們就用這張悲傷的臉來代替。

Now it's time to add our buffalo mozzarella.

現在該加入水牛芝士了。

Now when it comes to cheese, you want to do it a little bit sparingly.

現在，說到奶酪，你要少吃一點。

You don't want to make it too rich, but you also want to make sure people get what they paid for because no one wants to feel taken advantage of at a restaurant.

你不想做得太豐盛，但也要確保人們物有所值，因為沒有人希望在餐廳裡被佔便宜。

There, see, that's what I meant.

瞧，我就是這個意思。

And now some tomatoes.

現在再來點西紅柿。

Yeah, that looks right.

是的，看起來沒錯。

Okay, let's get this in the oven.

好了，把這個放進烤箱吧。

In you go.

進去吧

And while we wait for that thing to bake, we have a sponsor for this video.

在我們等待那東西出爐的同時，我們有了本視頻的贊助商。

So let's open up our phone and check out who it is.

讓我們打開手機，看看是誰打來的。

Well, how about that?

怎麼樣？

It's Forsaken World Gods and Demons.

這就是《被遺忘的神魔世界》。

This is a casual RPG for Android and iOS with an emphasis on autoplay, which pretty much means you can play the game one of two ways.

這是一款適用於 Android 和 iOS 的休閒 RPG 遊戲，強調自動播放，這幾乎意味著你可以用兩種方式玩遊戲。

The good old-fashioned way of moving your character around, taking quests, and beating stuff up.

老式的移動角色、接受任務和打怪的好方法。

Or you can tell the game to do all of that for you, and it'll do it with such laser precision.

或者你也可以讓遊戲幫你做這些事，它會用脈衝光精確地完成。

You'll think you were watching a speedrun.

你會以為自己在看競速比賽。

My favorite part is when these NPCs are trying to talk to you, and you're already gone.

我最喜歡的部分是，當這些 NPC 想要和你說話時，你卻已經走了。

Sorry, suckers.

對不起，笨蛋們。

I don't have time for your lore.

我沒時間聽你的傳說。

Oh, but one place you're not going to want to autoplay your way through is the character creator.

哦，但有一個地方你一定不想自動播放，那就是角色創建器。

With its customization, you can make something beautiful, or you can take all these sliders, move them all the way to the farthest extremes, and that's how you have a brow ridge that covers your eyes and a very pouty lower lip.

有了它的自定義功能，你可以做出漂亮的東西，也可以把所有這些滑塊移動到最極端的位置，這樣你就會有一個遮住眼睛的眉脊和一個非常撅的下嘴脣。

If this doesn't scream Forsaken World is calling you, I don't know what does.

如果這還不能說明 "被遺忘的世界 "在召喚你，我就不知道還有什麼能做到了。

And if you scan this code when you're making your character, you can look just like him.

如果你在製作角色時掃描這個代碼，你就能和他長得一模一樣。

And I guarantee you, every cutscene in this entire game is made better by this face.

我向你保證，整個遊戲中的每一個場景都因為這張臉而變得更加精彩。

And don't forget to customize your outfit.

別忘了定製你的服裝。

Oh, and you're not the only looker in this game.

哦，你可不是這個遊戲裡唯一的美女。

Ever since they reached open beta, the game has seen improved visuals, like check this out.

自從開放測試以來，遊戲的視覺效果得到了改善，比如看看這個。

Even your starting mount has abs.

就連你的起步坐騎也有腹肌。

And there's other, shall we say, more exotic mounts that you can also unlock.

您還可以解鎖其他更奇特的坐騎。

And if that weren't enough, there's also pets who you can custom name.

如果這還不夠，您還可以為寵物定製名字。

Mmm, cat.

嗯，貓。

And bless their hearts, they try to help even when I'm trying to abandon them, which is going to happen once I ditch them for a new pet.

而且，即使我想拋棄它們，它們也會盡力幫助我。

There's also daily events, challenges, and limited time stuff, totaling 37 events to play with, as well as guild events that let you hop in, declare wars with others, and the game's official Facebook will also post about guild war events.

此外還有每日活動、挑戰和限時活動，總共有 37 個活動可以玩，還有公會活動，讓你跳進去，與其他人宣戰，遊戲的官方 Facebook 也會發布公會戰活動。

The game also features new and improved voice acting, and the devs are adding genders to each class by the end of the year.

遊戲還採用了全新和改進的配音，開發人員將在年底前為每個等級添加性別。

And you can also customize your character's skill tree at will.

您還可以隨意定製角色的技能樹。

So if you like what you see and you want to try it for yourself, the link you need is in the description.

所以，如果你喜歡你所看到的並想親自嘗試一下，你需要的鏈接就在描述中。

There's also a code you can use right here to redeem a whole bunch of free goodies.

您還可以使用這裡的代碼兌換一大堆免費好禮。

And you can also check out their Facebook page to learn more.

您還可以訪問他們的 Facebook 頁面瞭解更多資訊。

Thanks again for the sponsorship, and might I heavily suggest using this dude's face.

再次感謝您的贊助，我強烈建議您使用這位老兄的臉。

Anyway, where were we?

總之，我們說到哪兒了？

Oh, I know where we were.

哦，我知道我們去哪兒了。

The pizza's just about done.

披薩就快好了

So let's pick up the thing-a-ma-bob, aggressively scrape it out of there.

所以，讓我們拾起那東西，積極地把它刮出來。

Mmm, oh god.

嗯，天哪

Levitating tomatoes on a nice billowy blanket of molten cheese, with a sumptuous homemade sauce underneath.

懸浮的西紅柿鋪在融化的奶酪上，下面是豐盛的自制醬汁。

Well, before we send it out, we can't forget one vital ingredient, the basil leaf.

好了，在送出去之前，我們不能忘記一個重要的配料，那就是羅勒葉。

So we'll just put one there, and there, and then a nice line across.

所以，我們就在這裡放一個，那裡放一個，然後劃一條漂亮的橫線。

Now I realize it's going to be hard for the customer to see this face though, when they're busy being wowed by all this.

現在我意識到，當顧客正忙著被這一切驚歎時，他們很難看到這張臉。

Now it's time to plate.

現在該裝盤了。

It's a big pizza, so we're going to use a big plate.

這是一個大披薩，所以我們要用一個大盤子。

Oh yeah!

哦，是的！

The cornerstone of cooking simulator, needing to give ample clearance for the most fragile plates on the planet.

烹飪模擬器的基石，需要為地球上最脆弱的盤子留出足夠的空間。

Okay, go ahead and put that- No!

好吧，繼續，把它 - 不！

Everyone behave themselves.

每個人都要守規矩。

Okay, okay, okay.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

Okay, piping hot and ready to eat.

好了，熱氣騰騰，可以吃了。

It only took 53 minutes for it to come out.

只花了 53 分鐘就出來了。

Bye!

再見！

Have fun going into outer space.

祝你進入外太空玩得開心。

Ah, let's see what they thought about it.

啊，讓我們看看他們是怎麼想的。

You know, I see stars at all, so I feel like that's a huge accomplishment.

你知道，我能看到星星，所以我覺得這是一項巨大的成就。

Let's see, the dough, different size than ordered.

讓我看看，麵糰的大小和訂購的不一樣。

Oh, I'm sorry, was the pizza too plentiful for you?

哦，對不起，披薩對你來說是不是太豐盛了？

What?

什麼？

You didn't want my homemade green sauce?

你不想吃我自制的青醬？

Ah, see, here's someone of discerning taste.

啊，瞧，這才是有品位的人。

All check marks for the cheese.

奶酪全部打勾。

Overall, that went shockingly well, which means we're gonna have to redouble our efforts.

總的來說，進展順利得令人震驚，這意味著我們必須加倍努力。

Make something truly terrible.

做一些真正可怕的東西。

Beef house?

牛肉屋？

What the hell kind of pizza is that?

這是什麼鬼披薩？

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

Sourdough pizza dough, alfredo sauce, gorgonzola, ground beef, and red onion.

Sourdough 披薩麵糰、阿爾弗雷多醬汁、戈爾貢佐拉奶酪、碎牛肉和紅洋蔥。

Okay, listen, when I think beef house, I don't think one kind of meat.

好吧，聽著，當我想到牛肉屋時，我想的不是一種肉。

So let's tweak this order a little bit.

所以，讓我們稍微調整一下順序。

Give the people not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want.

給人民的不是他們要求的東西，而是我們認定他們想要的東西。

See, this feels so much more appropriate, doesn't it?

看，這樣感覺更合適，不是嗎？

For a meat mountain or whatever it's called.

為了一座肉山，不管它叫什麼名字。

I mean, we got all the greats, like meat and some meat and then more meat.

我的意思是，我們有所有的好東西，比如肉和一些肉，然後更多的肉。

Wait, can I just put some of this stuff in here?

等等，我能把這些東西放進去嗎？

Wait, what's it gonna pull in?

等等，它要拉什麼？

Oh, just all the meats?

哦，只是所有的肉類嗎？

Oh boy.

哦，天哪

Delicious meat paste.

美味的肉醬

See, now we're getting somewhere.

看，現在我們有進展了。

All meats, no vegetables, no spices.

全肉類，無蔬菜，無香料。

Also, this thing calls for sourdough pizza dough.

另外，這東西需要酸麵糰披薩麵糰。

Bread flour, sourdough starter.

麵包粉、酸包粉發酵劑

That's way different than my existing floor dough.

這與我現有的地板麵糰大不相同。

You know what, actually?

你知道嗎？

It looks like you can only make four different types of dough.

看起來你只能製作四種不同的麵糰。

Can I just make these in bulk like a real restaurant would?

我可以像真正的餐廳那樣批量製作嗎？

Only one way to find out, and that's to triple the recipe and see what happens.

只有一個辦法可以知道，那就是把食譜翻三倍，看看會發生什麼。

Let's see, if it needs two liters normally, that's six liters we're gonna give it.

讓我們來看看，如果正常情況下它需要兩升，那我們就要給它六升。

And yes, it turns out this jug totally works.

是的，事實證明這個壺完全有效。

And now for some salt and sourdough starter and olive oil.

現在需要一些鹽、酸包粉和橄欖油。

Here it comes.

來了

Fresh packed, delicious floor bread.

新鮮包裝的美味地面包

And hey, look at that.

嘿，看看這個。

It's actually sourdough.

實際上是酸麵糰。

And boy, it just keeps on coming, doesn't it?

好傢伙，還真是層出不窮，不是嗎？

Well, that was a rousing success.

這真是一次振奮人心的成功。

Well, now that we're on a roll, let's mix all the others.

好了，既然我們已經開始了，那就把其他的都混在一起吧。

Okay, that's a little more like it.

好吧，這還差不多。

Enough pizza dough for a lifetime.

足夠吃一輩子的披薩麵糰

And then some.

還有一些

What the hell was that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

Are you just saying hi to me, dough monster?

你是在跟我打招呼嗎，麵糰怪？

So now that our dough situation is fixed, the last thing we need to do is grab some gorgonzola, as requested by the customer.

現在麵糰的問題解決了，我們最後要做的就是按照顧客的要求，拿一些戈貢佐拉奶酪。

The finest cheese.

最好的奶酪

Okay, we'll just put that next to our meat sauce and then just keep sifting through the pile until I find some sourdough.

好的，我們把它放在肉醬旁邊，然後繼續翻找，直到找到一些酸麵糰。

Ah, there we go.

啊，又來了。

Come with me.

跟我來

It's time to make a beef house.

是時候製作牛肉屋了。

So of course, we're gonna have to start with our exquisite sauce.

所以，我們當然要從我們的精緻醬料開始。

Make sure to get it nice and spread evenly.

確保塗抹均勻。

Let's give it a nice big...

讓我們給它一個漂亮的大...

Oh, you know what?

哦，你知道嗎？

I forgot about the meat toppings.

我忘了還有肉類配料。

I can just shove this thing in here, right?

我可以把這東西塞進去，對吧？

Sure can.

當然可以。

Okay, that's one down.

好了，搞定一個了。

Delish.

美味

Some of that and one of these.

一些那個，還有一個這個。

Can't forget this.

不能忘記這一點。

Okay, I think we got this under control now.

好了，我想我們已經控制住局面了

Behold, meat-tropolis.

看哪，肉食大都會。

A meat for every season.

四季有肉吃