Is that like racial because I'm Asian and- Oh my god!

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hen's meat.

我曾經經營過一家雞約會服務公司，但在製作母雞肉方面卻很吃力。

那麼，艾倫，什麼是藍色且不太重的？

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

尤達在看到自己的 4K 時說了什麼？

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

我給我的盲人朋友買了一個奶酪刨絲器作為生日禮物。

He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

他說這是他讀過的最暴力的書。

A guy walks into a British curry shop and he says, can I have one chicken korma?

一個人走進一家英國咖喱店，他說，能給我一份咖喱雞嗎？

And the guy behind the counter says, call me right up.

櫃檯後面的人說，馬上給我打電話。

因為我是亞洲人，就有種族歧視嗎？

My granddad couldn't make it to Christmas dinner this year.

我爺爺今年沒能參加聖誕晚宴。

He couldn't make it due to COVID complications.

由於 COVID 的併發症，他未能成行。

My boyfriend dumped me, so I stole his wheelchair.

我男朋友甩了我，所以我偷了他的輪椅。

Do you think if something bad happens to a Buddhist, a Buddhist goes, ah, ah, Buddha coulda woulda.

你認為如果佛教徒遭遇不幸，佛教徒會說，啊，啊，佛祖本可以的。

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

擰一個燈泡需要多少個情緒化的孩子？

Why didn't my parents get each other a Valentine's gift this year?

為什麼我的父母今年沒有給對方買情人節禮物？

Because they were both victims of the robo-debt scheme.

因為他們都是robo-debt 騙局的受害者。

And people at home will get that joke, because that's a good joke.

家裡的人會明白這個笑話，因為這是個好笑話。

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said that onions are the only food that make you cry.

我妹妹自以為很聰明，她說洋蔥是唯一會讓人流淚的食物。

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone, and remember there are no speed bumps.

當你在學校區域遇到減速帶時，請記住這裡沒有減速帶。

In fact, I was recently rated as one to watch by the New South Wales police.

事實上，我最近被新南威爾士州警方評為 "值得關注的人"。

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