There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks.

全球各地一片恐慌，各國和公民都在努力保護自己心愛的地標。

Law enforcement still has no leads, leaving everyone to wonder which of the world's villains is responsible for this heinous crime, and where will he strike next?

執法部門仍然沒有任何線索，讓大家不禁要問，到底是世界上哪個惡棍犯下了這起滔天罪行，他的下一個目標又會是哪裡？

I'm having a bad bad day, it's about time that I get my way.

我今天過得糟透了，是時候該讓我自己來了。

I'm having a bad bad day, if you take it personal, that's okay.

我今天心情不好，如果你針對我，沒關係。

Watch, this is so fun to see.

看吧，這太有趣了。

Oh, despicable me.

哦，卑鄙的我。

Morning, crew.

早上好，船員們

How you doing?

你好嗎？

Hello, friend.

你好，朋友

FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it.

順便說一句，你的狗在我的院子裡到處扔小炸彈，我可不喜歡。

Sorry, you know dogs, they go wherever they want to go.

對不起，你知道狗的，它們想去哪兒就去哪兒。

Unless they're dead.

除非他們死了。

I'm joking.

我開玩笑的。

Although it is true.

雖然這是事實。

Anyway, have a good one.

總之，祝你愉快。

Okay, yeah.

好吧

I'm having a bad bad day, if you take it personal, that's okay.

我今天心情不好，如果你針對我，沒關係。

Oh, despicable me.

哦，卑鄙的我。

Oh, you've got to be pulling on my leg.

哦，你一定是在扯我的後腿。

Hello?

喂？

Cookies for sale.

出售餅乾

Go away, I'm not home.

走開，我不在家

Uh, yes you are.

是的，你是。

I heard you.

我聽到了

No, you didn't.

不，你沒有。

This is a recording.

這是錄音。

No it isn't.

不是的。

Yes it is.

是的，就是這樣。

Watch this.

看這個

Leave a message.

請留言。

Beep.

嗶

Goodbye, recorded message.

再見，錄音留言。

Agnes, come on.

艾格尼絲 快來

Kyle, Kyle.

凱爾，凱爾

Kyle, Kyle, no.

凱爾，凱爾，不

Do not do your business on the petunia.

不要在牽牛花上做生意。

Here you go.

給你

Those are friends.

這些都是朋友。

Go crazy.

瘋狂吧

Good boy.

好孩子

Mr. Gru?

格魯先生？

Well, I didn't, what, yes?

嗯，我沒有，什麼，是嗎？

Hi.

你好。

Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.

AVL的露西-王爾德特工。

Oh, whoops.

哦，糟糕。

Sorry.

對不起。

You're going to have to come with me.

你得跟我來。

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Police!

警察

You know, you really should announce your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru.

你知道嗎 格魯先生 你真的應該在開槍後宣佈一下你的武器

For example.

例如

Lipstick taser!

口紅電擊槍

Oh, it works so good.

哦，效果真不錯。

Man.

人。

Large person.

大個子

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Get in there, you big bitch.

進去吧，你這個大賤人

Get in there, you big bitch.

進去吧，你這個大賤人

Quack, quack.

呱，呱

Quack, quack.

呱，呱

Quack, quack.

呱，呱

Quack, quack.

呱，呱

Wow.

哇

Elimination.

淘汰賽。

How could you let Balthazar Bratz.

你怎麼能讓巴爾薩澤-布拉茨。

Just get away.

快走吧

You're fired.

你被解僱了

He's really good to snuggle with.

他真的很適合依偎在一起。

Agnes, what are you doing?

艾格尼絲，你在幹什麼？

Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.

既然你沒有工作，我只想幫你。

Oh.

哦。

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Hey, could you?

嘿，可以嗎？

Oh, of course.

哦，當然。

Now, as I was saying, I, oh.

現在，正如我所說，我，哦，

Goodbye.

再見

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Oh, I really must have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Drew.

哦，我真得替你的孿生兄弟德魯跟你說幾句話。

What?

什麼？

Twin brother?

雙胞胎兄弟？

Twin brother?

雙胞胎兄弟？

Beep boop that?

Beep boop that?

I can't wait to meet my brother.

我等不及要見我哥哥了。

Brother!

哥哥

Good.

很好。

Who doesn't love this guy?

誰不喜歡這傢伙？

Look at him.

看看他

Oh, but hair would make you better.

哦，但頭髮會讓你變得更好。

Look at his face.

看看他的臉

Oh, he's so mad.

哦，他太生氣了。

You must be the beautiful wife.

你一定是美麗的妻子。

Oh, stop it.

哦，別說了。

Sweet talker.

甜言蜜語

This place is amazing.

這個地方太棒了。

It's nice, I guess.

我想，這很好。

Sure.

當然。

I'm not really into things.

我不太喜歡這些東西。

Basic groove.

基本溝槽

Villainy is in your blood.

你的血液裡流淌著惡毒。

You ready to continue the family tradition?

你準備好延續家族傳統了嗎？

You and me?

你和我？

No.

不

I left that life behind me.

我離開了那種生活。

Just one heist.

只有一次搶劫

I'm going in.

我要進去了

I'm going to be a fail.

我會失敗的

I'm okay.

我沒事

This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.

這並不意味著我們要做回惡棍。

Luca.

盧卡

Bueno.

Bueno.

Yeah.

是啊

Pinuf.

Pinuf.

Boo.

布

Bueno.

Bueno.

Yeah.

是啊

Pinuf.

Pinuf.

Boo.

布

No la pinuf.

No la pinuf.