Guillermo and I, Guillermo was dressed as the truth fairy, as we called you, we brought some kids in and we hooked them up to a polygraph machine.

吉列爾莫和我，吉列爾莫 打扮成真相仙女， 我們叫你， 我們帶來了一些孩子 我們把他們掛到測謊機上。

People seemed to like it, so we did it again.

人們似乎很喜歡，所以我們又做了一次。

This is a young man named Ethan.

這是一個名叫伊桑的年輕人。

Ethan's parents gave me some information about him in advance, and I used that information to extract the truth, even a little more than the truth from Ethan.

伊森的父母事先給了我一些關於他的資訊，我利用這些資訊從伊森口中套出了真相，甚至比真相更多一點的資訊。

Enjoy.

請慢用

I'm going to ask you some questions, and all you have to do is tell me the absolute truth, okay?

我要問你幾個問題 你只要告訴我絕對的真相，好嗎？

Okay.

好的

Are you capable of doing that?

你能做到嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Okay, good.

好的，很好

We're going to start off with your name.

我們先從你的名字開始。

What is your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Ethan.

伊桑

Ethan, very good.

伊桑，非常好。

What grade are you in, Ethan?

你讀幾年級 伊森

Second.

第二

How old are you?

你多大了？

Eight.

8.

Eight years old.

八歲。

Do you have a girlfriend?

你有女朋友嗎？

No.

不

I'm going to ask you again.

我再問你一遍。

Do you have a girlfriend?

你有女朋友嗎？

No.

不

What is your girlfriend's name?

你女朋友叫什麼名字？

Nobody.

沒人

What is her name?

她叫什麼名字？

You can tell us.

你可以告訴我們

You're among friends.

你在朋友中間

Yeah.

是啊

Guy talk.

傢伙的談話。

I don't know.

我不知道。

We won't tell your mom.

我們不會告訴你媽媽的

Tell us.

告訴我們

No.

不

This kid is crazy.

這孩子瘋了

Yeah.

是啊

All right, let's move on to another topic.

好了，我們換個話題。

Have you ever been in trouble at school?

你在學校惹過麻煩嗎？

Yes.

是的。

For what?

為了什麼？

Okay, I went to an inappropriate site because of my friend.

好吧，因為我的朋友，我去了一個不合適的網站。

A website?

網站？

Yes, he said it was a game website.

是的，他說這是一個遊戲網站。

It was a what?

是什麼？

A game website.

一個遊戲網站。

A game website, okay.

一個遊戲網站，好吧。

Yes, but it wasn't.

是的，但事實並非如此。

Wow, what it was?

哇，那是什麼？

Yeah, what it was.

是的，它是什麼。

Oh, were there naked ladies on it?

哦，上面有裸女嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Wow.

哇

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Did you like looking at that website?

你喜歡看那個網站嗎？

No.

不

You've got to be kidding me.

開什麼玩笑？

Just a little bit?

就一點點？

No, I didn't like it.

不，我不喜歡。

Huh?

啊？

Can we go to another topic?

我們能換個話題嗎？

You want to go to a different topic?

你想換個話題嗎？

Let's get back to your girlfriends.

讓我們回到你的女朋友們身上。

Are there any girls that you like at school?

學校裡有你喜歡的女生嗎？

No.

不

How does that machine know all this stuff?

那臺機器是怎麼知道這些事情的？

It just knows.

它就是知道。

It can tell when you're lying because something about your body lets it know.

它能分辨出你在撒謊，因為你身體的某些特徵會讓它知道。

Has any girl ever tried to kiss you at school?

在學校裡，有沒有女生想親你？

No.

不

A little bit?

一點點？

No.

不

Wow, you're a tough nut to crack.

哇，你可真難對付。

Coconuts crack.

椰子裂開了

I don't crack.

我不破解。

Coconuts crack?

椰子裂了嗎？

Yeah, they do.

是的，他們是這樣做的。

Have you done time?

你坐過牢嗎？

Where did you come from?

你從哪裡來？

I want to ask you some questions.

我想問你幾個問題。

You want to ask me some questions?

你想問我一些問題嗎？

Yes.

是的。

I'd be happy to answer some questions.

我很樂意回答一些問題。

Okay, go ahead and ask me any questions you want.

好吧，有什麼問題儘管問。

Do you have a girlfriend?

你有女朋友嗎？

Yes, I do have a girlfriend.

是的，我確實有女朋友。

Just like you do.

就像你一樣

I don't.

我沒有。

How does that thing even know if I don't have a hair?

那東西怎麼知道我有沒有頭髮？

It can sense you from over here.

它能從這裡感應到你

Have you ever been to jail?

你坐過牢嗎？

No.

不

That's what you did.

你就是這麼做的。

You were in jail because you were acting like a policeman and you shot someone.

你進監獄是因為你像個警察一樣開槍打人。

No, I wasn't.

不，我沒有。

Ask me about your girlfriends.

問我你女朋友的情況

What color hair does she have?

她的頭髮是什麼顏色的？

I knew it.

我就知道

Yeah.

是啊

And her hair is colored, too.

她的頭髮也染了色。

I knew she had colored hair.

我知道她的頭髮是彩色的。

She doesn't have colored hair.

她沒有染髮。

Oh, she has no hair.

哦，她沒有頭髮。

You have a bald girlfriend.

你有個禿頭女友

No, I don't.

不，我沒有。

Yes, you do.

是的，你會的。

No.

不

Take him away, truth fairy.

把他帶走，真相仙子

And don't you ever try to bring your lies into this room again.

別再把你的謊言帶到這裡來了

You understand me?

你明白我的意思嗎？

I'll get you.

我會抓住你的