UGH!

嘔！

UGH!

嘔！

UGH!

嘔！

Has it been three years?

有三年了嗎？

How long has it been?

有多久了？

Mukbang was the new genre that took YouTube by storm in 2018, so popular that it made it to YouTube Rewind.

Mukbang是2018年風靡YouTube的新流派，如此受歡迎，以至於登上了YouTube Rewind。

Wowee!

哇噻

I want to eat something-

我想吃點東西

MUKBANG!

MUKBANG！

MUKBANG!

MUKBANG！

Yeah!

是啊

Korea!

韓國！

Let's do it!

開始吧

Korea style!

韓國風格！

It's fun.

這很有趣。

It's innocent.

它是無辜的。

But of course then YouTubers come in, and they gotta take everything to the next level, to the extreme.

當然，YouTubers 的出現讓一切都更上一層樓，達到了極致。

Not that I've ever done that, of course.

當然，我並沒有這麼做過。

What is this thumbnail?

這個縮略圖是什麼？

I gotta hand it to Mukbang Channels, they always know how to make a good thumbnail.

我不得不佩服 Mukbang Channels，他們總是知道如何製作一個好的縮略圖。

Does anyone actually click on that and be like, wowee!

有沒有人點擊後會覺得 "哇噻"？

I can't wait to see her eat all that!

我迫不及待地想看到她把這些都吃掉！

Mukbang for those of you who don't know is basically just people eating food on camera.

對於不瞭解的人來說，Mukbang 基本上就是人們在鏡頭前吃食物。

You know, even though I know that, any time I click on the video and all I hear is-

你知道，儘管我知道，但每次我點擊視頻，聽到的都是--

Right?

對不對？

This for example.

這就是一個例子。

I really shouldn't be surprised, right?

我真的不應該感到驚訝，對嗎？

It is what it is.

它就是它。

It's just one of those things where you're like, that can't be it.

你會覺得這不可能。

People just eat, oh wait, that's it, okay, alright.

人們只是吃，哦，等等，就是這樣，好吧，好吧。

But like I mentioned before, YouTubers come in, and they always take it too far.

但就像我之前提到的，YouTubers 進來了，他們總是做得太過分了。

It's sort of become a trend to eat.

這已經成為一種飲食潮流。

The nastier the food looks, the more sort of interesting, I guess, people click on it, they wanna see.

食物看起來越噁心，就越有趣，我猜，人們會點擊它，他們想看看。

This is called Mukbang ASMR.

這就是所謂的 Mukbang ASMR。

If ASMR is supposed to be something nice and pleasant, this is doing the exact opposite for me.

如果說 ASMR 應該是一種美好而令人愉悅的東西，那麼它對我來說卻恰恰相反。

I don't know what you would call that.

我不知道你會怎麼稱呼它。

Oh, that's Mr. Krabs, no, oh, Mr. Krabs!

哦，那是蟹老闆，不，哦，蟹老闆

God, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it so much.

天啊，我恨它，我恨它，我恨它，我恨它，我恨它，我恨它，我恨它，我恨得要死。

YouTube, please, bring it back.

YouTube，請把它找回來。

Oh God, she's one of those YouTubers that like all the comments, so that you can't tell what people actually think.

天啊，她是那種喜歡所有評論的 YouTubers，這樣你就無法知道人們的真實想法了。

It's really good, YouTube removed the dislikes, and now they have this.

這真的很不錯，YouTube 取消了不喜歡，現在他們有了這個。

There's nothing left.

什麼都沒有了

She likes all the good ones, so they show up, right?

她喜歡所有好的，所以他們會出現，對嗎？

Whatever, I don't care.

不管怎樣，我不在乎。

This is so gross.

太噁心了

I get, I love seafood, but this is f***ing nasty, dude, stop it.

我知道，我喜歡吃海鮮，但這也太噁心了，老兄，別鬧了。

I don't know what it is with like, young Asian girls eating really nasty food.

我不知道年輕的亞洲女孩吃噁心的食物是怎麼回事。

Why?

為什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Stop!

停下！

Stop it!

別說了

We're not watching that.

我們不看這個。

I've decided.

我決定了

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Then, of course, there's this.

當然，還有這個。

This happened in 2019, after I made my video, and it's just, uh, it's just wild.

這件事發生在 2019 年，在我拍完視頻之後，簡直太瘋狂了。

Octopus attacks live streamer as she tried to eat it alive, in China.

在中國，章魚攻擊直播者，因為她試圖生吃章魚。

Jesus Christ, this feels like straight out of a nightmare.

天哪，這簡直就像是從噩夢中驚醒。

This is the stuff I, that shows up in my dreams, and I go, oh God, you wake up and you're like, oh God, thank God that didn't happen.

這就是我在夢中出現的東西，我會說，天啊，你醒來後會說，天啊，感謝上帝，這沒有發生。

I never thought I'd actually root for the, for the octopus.

我從沒想過自己會支持章魚。

This octopus accomplished something great in his life.

這隻章魚一生成就非凡。

He will be an inspiration for generations to come.

他將激勵後人。

You can do it, man.

你能做到的，夥計

Come on, man.

來吧，夥計。

May this octopus rest in peace for being a great hero.

願這隻章魚安息，因為它是一位偉大的英雄。

That's right.

這就對了。

I actually agree.

其實我也同意。

No!

不

No!

不

But it didn't end well.

但結局並不美好。

But she's playing it up, right?

但她在裝糊塗，對吧？

It's like, haha, look, it's sucking my face off.

就好像，哈哈，看，它在吸我的臉。

Haha, it's so funny.

哈哈，太有趣了。

But she later begins to panic.

但她後來開始恐慌。

Yeah.

是啊

No.

不

Mm.

嗯 Mm.

Nah.

不

Mm.

嗯 Mm.

Yeah.

是啊

My skin is broken.

我的皮膚破了

I will eat it in my next video.

我會在下一個視頻中吃掉它。

My face is disfigured.

我的臉被毀了

The industrial revolution and its consequences.

工業革命及其後果

To be fair, there are some funny mukbangs, like the guy that did the cheese thing.

平心而論，也有一些有趣的 Mukbangs，比如那個做奶酪的傢伙。

That was funny, right?

很好笑吧？

Bro, just turn it off.

兄弟，把它關掉吧。

Jesus Christ.

耶穌基督

I love when he actually managed to do it too.

我也喜歡他真的做到了。

Nice.

不錯。

But some good doesn't outweigh the bad.

但是，好的方面並沒有超過壞的方面。

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

This girl again.

又是這個女孩

Dislike button.

不喜歡按鈕

Bring it back.

把它帶回來

Thank you.

謝謝。

Comments turn off.

關閉評論。

Pussy.

陰部

God damn it.

該死的

Dislike button.

不喜歡按鈕

It still hurts, man.

還是很疼

I know.

我知道

Listen, I know.

聽著，我知道。

It's a fucking fish who gives a shit, right?

這是條該死的魚，誰會在乎呢，對吧？

But still, there is someone mistreating an animal at the end of the day.

但歸根結底，還是有人在虐待動物。

I don't mean to be gay or moral.

我不是想搞同志，也不是想講道德。

It's moral.

這是道德問題。

Poor.

窮。

But, like, it's done on camera in front of millions of people, and it's fine, apparently.

但是，這是在數百萬人面前的鏡頭下進行的，顯然是沒問題的。

And it's also weird.

這也很奇怪。

Like, I'm not allowed to say what I actually think about this without YouTube coming in and being like, that's bullying.

就像，如果沒有YouTube的介入，我就不能說出我對這件事的真實想法，這就是霸凌。

You can't say that.

你不能這麼說。

And we also have this girl.

我們還有這個女孩

I guess she's like the last boss.

我猜她就像最後一個老闆。

I don't know what she eats, and I don't want to know what she eats.

我不知道她吃什麼，也不想知道她吃什麼。

What is that?

那是什麼？

Don't answer.

不要回答。

Only wrong answers are allowed.

只允許回答錯誤。

She always pours that sauce on, too.

她還總是澆上醬汁。

That does not make it better.

這並不能使情況好轉。

She eats it like it's Chinese propaganda.

她吃起來就像吃中國宣傳品一樣。

Oh, so good.

哦，太好了。

So yummy, yummy.

太美味了，太美味了

So she tries to pull out this snail thing.

於是，她試著拿出這隻蝸牛。

I don't know what it is.

我不知道那是什麼。

I don't care.

我不在乎

I don't care.

我不在乎

Stop telling me.

別再說了

So she can't get it out.

所以她無法取出來。

So she just tries to, like, again, pour the fucking sauce on it.

所以她就試著，比如，再一次，把該死的醬汁倒上去。

And then bite it.

然後咬住它。

She clearly can't bite it.

她顯然咬不動。

Now, like, what are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

I don't want to know what that is.

我不想知道那是什麼。

I don't know.

我不知道。

That's fermented soybeans.

那是發酵大豆。

I actually know what that is.

其實我知道那是什麼。

That's a Japanese thing.

這是日本的特色。

I don't know why they eat that.

我不知道他們為什麼要吃這個。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

All right.

好的

Anyway, long story short, I hate it.

總之，長話短說，我討厭它。

Now, I made this video about Mukbang three years ago, and there was two YouTubers I brought up.

三年前，我製作了這個關於 Mukbang 的視頻，當時我提到了兩個 YouTubers。

One of them was Nikan Avocado, and I kind of wanted to check in, see how they're doing.

其中一個是 Nikan Avocado，我想去看看他們的情況。

This is from 2018.

這是 2018 年的數據。

Let's check them out today.

今天就讓我們一起來看看吧。

It's funny.

這很有趣。

He's trying to sell his own clothing that he doesn't even fit into.

他想賣自己的衣服，而他自己卻穿不上。

Nikan Avocado is the American final boss of Mukbang.

Nikan Avocado 是 Mukbang 的美國最終老闆。

I gotta hand it to him.

我不得不佩服他。

Like, no one does thumbnails better than Nikan Avocado.

比如，沒有人比 Nikan Avocado 更會做縮略圖了。

Because no one else can go from the spiciest instant noodles in the world to we broke up.

因為沒有人能從世界上最辣的方便麵變成我們分手了。

Extreme fire noodle challenge with Hungary.

與匈牙利一起挑戰極限火燒面。

I feel like I always hear something going on in the background of Nikan Avocado, and I just cannot be bothered to figure out what is actually happening.

我總覺得在《Nikan Avocado》的背景中聽到了一些聲音，但我卻懶得去弄清楚到底發生了什麼。

But I do remember he did a response to my video, and, you know, at least, you know, I know he can laugh at himself.

但我記得他對我的視頻做了迴應，你知道，至少，我知道他能自嘲。

He's not taking it too seriously.

他並沒有太當回事。

My viewers, I'm doing this for life.

我的觀眾們，我這輩子就幹這個了。

Once I hit 30, I'm done.

一旦到了 30 歲，我就完了。

I'm going back to a healthy diet.

我要恢復健康飲食。

I remember that.

我記得

He said once I'm 30, he's done.

他說一旦我到了 30 歲，他就完了。

He's 29 now.

他現在 29 歲。

I feel like if he managed to just, like, lose all his weight and come back super ripped, that would be the funniest sh**.

我覺得，如果他能把體重減下來，然後又超級健壯地回來，那才是最搞笑的事。

That would be such a funny conclusion to his whole saga of degeneracy.

這將是他整個墮落傳奇的有趣結尾。

I don't know what to call it.

我不知道該怎麼稱呼它。

I literally keep revising this channel every once in a while to see if he's still...

我真的每隔一段時間就會修改這個頻道，看看他是否還在...

I feel like that's the whole reason we made this video.

我覺得這就是我們製作這個視頻的初衷。

I'm like, ah, I wonder what they're doing.

我就想，啊，不知道他們在幹什麼。

Oh, it's the same old thing.

哦，還是老樣子。

Except it's blue now.

只不過現在是藍色的了。

I really appreciate the Coke Zero as well.

我也非常感謝零度可樂。

It's good to cut down on your calories.

減少熱量是件好事。

Sometimes.

有時

I guess my final take on mukbang is that I hate it.

我想我對 Mukbang 的最終看法是，我討厭它。

It grosses me out.

這讓我感到噁心。

Clearly, people like it.

顯然，人們喜歡它。

Anything YouTube related is gonna be, uh, exploited to the max, I guess you could say.

任何與 YouTube 有關的東西都會被利用到極致，我想你可以這麼說。

I just find it weird how this kind of stuff YouTube is just...

我只是覺得很奇怪，YouTube 上的這種東西怎麼就...

And I'm not saying they should do anything about it.

我並不是說他們應該為此做些什麼。

I'm just saying, observing how it works, like, this is all fine, like, it's treating animals, just blatantly promoting obesity.

我只是說，觀察它是如何工作的，就像，這一切都很好，就像，它在對待動物，只是公然促進肥胖。

I know they're not condoning it, especially Nikado has never condoned it, but, you know, it has its effect still.

我知道他們不是在縱容這種行為，尤其是尼卡多從來沒有縱容過這種行為，但是，你知道，它還是有影響的。

Kids are impressionable, right?

孩子們容易受影響，對嗎？

As someone who's dealt with so much censorship on this platform, it's like, what? Really?

作為一個在這個平臺上經歷過如此多審查的人，這就像，什麼？真的嗎？

I'm just baffled by it.

我真是百思不得其解。

I'm not saying I disagree with it existing at all.

我並不是說我完全不同意它的存在。

It's just weird when you find these different corners on YouTube, and you're like, oh, this is fine.

當你在 YouTube 上發現這些不同的角落時，你會覺得很奇怪，哦，這很好啊。

Oh, why? Okay.

哦，為什麼？好吧

Anyway, what do you think?

總之，你覺得怎麼樣？

Let me know in the comments.

請在評論中告訴我。

Smash like, subscribe, and you could win a billion dollars.

點擊 "喜歡"、"訂閱"，你就有可能贏得十億美元。

Subscribe now.

立即訂閱。

You could.

你可以