Name: 50 個來自《地獄魔王》（HELLUVA BOSS）的真相（你應該知道的！）。 (50 BLITZO FACTS FROM HELLUVA BOSS (That You Should Know!))
Uploaded: 2024-06-27T09:00:10.000Z
Duration: 15 min 41 s

情態副詞

Okay, I think I lost him, uh, okay, uh, hello, ladies and gentlemen, my fellow monster hunters, and whoever else may be seeing this, I'm re- And if you're watching this, it probably means I'm dead.

好吧，我想我甩掉他了，呃，好吧，呃，女士們先生們 你們好，我的怪物獵人夥伴們 還有其他可能看到這個的人，我是-- 如果你們正在看這個，可能意味著我已經死了

反身代名詞

For the past couple days, I've been followed by this group of, I know it sounds crazy, but actual monsters, honest-to-god demons, I don't know what to make of it right now, they've been hunting me, trying to kill me, and I've had to bar myself up in this warehouse.

在過去的幾天裡，我一直被一群人跟蹤，我知道這聽起來很瘋狂，但實際上是怪物，真正的惡魔，我現在不知道該怎麼解釋，他們一直在追殺我，試圖殺死我，我不得不把自己關在這個倉庫裡。

I don't know why they want to kill me, but I don't think I can keep running much longer.

我不知道他們為什麼要殺我，但我想我再也跑不動了。

L-l-l-listen, listen, this is for your ears, everyone that listens to this, I've been- I've been surveying them, listening to them, they talk to each other while they hunt me, my instruments have been picking up audio and video from, I don't know where, but somewhere else, I have to assume maybe even hell itself, but I've learned some things, lots of things, especially about their leader, his name is Blitz, kinda like Blitzkrieg, and he's, well, he's crazy, man, but I'm not gonna let him kill me without telling you everything I've gotten about him, or at least telling whatever government agents can see this, someone, someone has to get this to the government, so this is everything that I've got, fifty or so facts about Blitz that you may or may not know.

聽著，聽著，這是給你們聽的，每個人都聽著 我一直在調查他們，聽他們說話 他們一邊追殺我，一邊互相交談 我的儀器一直在採集音頻和視頻 我不知道在哪裡，但在別的地方 我必須假設，甚至是地獄本身他的名字叫 "閃電"，有點像 "閃電戰"，他是個瘋子，但我不會讓他殺了我而不告訴你我所知道的關於他的一切，或者至少告訴任何能看到這些的政府特工，總得有人把這些告訴政府，所以這就是我所知道的一切，關於 "閃電 "的五十多個事實，你可能知道，也可能不知道。

There's no mistaking it, that's Brandon Rogers.

I don't know if he's just mimicking him, or if Rogers has secretly been a demon this whole time, but that's definitely his voice.

我不知道他是在模仿羅傑斯，還是羅傑斯一直在暗地裡做魔鬼，但那絕對是他的聲音。

If you don't know, Brandon Rogers is an internet comedian who's very famous for his over-the-top and very raunchy humor.

如果你不知道，布蘭登-羅傑斯是一位網絡喜劇演員，他以誇張和非常粗俗的幽默而聞名。

Well, if you want even more proof, he's worn disguises before, and one of them just so happened to be so identical to Brandon Rogers' character Blah Blah the Clown.

好吧，如果你還想知道更多證據的話，那就是他以前也曾喬裝過，其中有一次恰好與布蘭登-羅傑斯飾演的小丑布拉布拉一模一樣。

Apparently, he also has a classification.

He's an imp, supposedly the lowest tier in hell.

他是個小惡魔，據說是地獄裡最低級的。

I don't want to think about people that are proof as well.

我不想去想那些也是證據的人。

He can freely travel through the rings of hell, so don't even try and burn the guy if you see him.

他可以自由穿越地獄之環，所以如果你看到他，千萬不要試圖燒死他。

I've also confirmed he's pansexual, so if anyone wants to try and seduce him as a distraction and nab him, go ahead, anyone will do.

我還確認他是泛性人，所以如果有人想引誘他，分散他的注意力，然後把他抓走，請便，任何人都可以。

His signature weapon seems to be some sort of demonic flintlock pistol, but he's modified it somehow because it can actually hit where he's aiming, and he doesn't even need to reload the damn thing, even though I haven't seen a magazine anywhere on it, and he just throws the damn gun when he runs out of ammo.

他的標誌性武器似乎是某種惡魔燧發槍，但他不知用什麼方法改裝過，因為這把槍真的能打中他瞄準的地方，而且他甚至不需要給這把該死的槍裝彈，儘管我沒有在槍上看到任何彈夾，他只是在沒子彈的時候扔掉這把該死的槍。

He's also incredibly athletic, and I think I've figured out why.

他的運動能力也令人難以置信，我想我已經知道原因了。

I've seen some old footage of him in this trapeze act as a kid, so he's been an acrobat for most of his life.

我看過他小時候表演空中飛人的一些老鏡頭，所以他大半輩子都在表演雜技。

He's also somehow proficient in hand-to-hand combat, though I can't even begin to figure out where he gets all the time to learn all this stuff.

他還莫名其妙地精通徒手格鬥，雖然我根本想不通他哪來那麼多時間學習這些東西。

He's not alone either, and apparently he's got some sort of charisma, or at least maybe a hypnotic ability, because he's somehow managed to recruit other imps to his cause and seduce Stolas.

他也不是一個人，顯然他有某種魅力，或者至少有催眠的能力，因為他不知用什麼方法招募了其他小惡魔加入他的事業，並引誘了斯多拉斯。

Yes, the Stolas from the Lesser Book of Solomon, who seems to be helping them on random occasions.

是的，《所羅門小經》中的斯多拉斯，他似乎在一些偶然的場合幫助過他們。

And of course, he's combined all of these abilities to get himself a I mean, who would have guessed capitalism still existed in hell?

當然，他將所有這些能力結合起來，給自己弄了一個 我是說，誰會想到地獄裡還存在資本主義呢？

Actually, no, no, that makes perfect sense.

其實，不，不，這完全說得通。

But he's managed to scrounge these other demons together to make I.M.P. some sort of demonic hitman service.

但他設法把其他惡魔聚在一起，讓 I.M.P. 成為某種惡魔殺手服務。

I don't know who the hell I pissed off, but this seems a little excessive, don't you think?

我不知道我到底惹惱了誰，但這似乎有點過分，你不覺得嗎？

He has someone back at their base camp, a hellhound named Luna.

他的大本營裡還有一個人，一條名叫露娜的地獄犬。

She seems to be like his daughter, but based on the interactions I've been able to pick up, she doesn't like him all that much.

她似乎很喜歡他的女兒，但根據我所瞭解到的互動，她並不那麼喜歡他。

He's even marked have the talk on his office calendar to work on her people skills, and he even took the liberty of pinning his own head over Voracica's, so ego might be a weak point for him.

他甚至在自己的辦公室日程表上標明，要對她的人際交往能力進行培訓，他甚至擅自把自己的頭頂在沃拉西卡的頭上，所以自我可能是他的一個弱點。

Now that I think about it, he should be happy to have her along.

現在想想，他應該很高興有她的陪伴。

She'd probably be safer, considering his office is set up in a condemned building, so safety regulations must be Number fourteen.

考慮到他的辦公室是在一棟被毀壞的大樓裡，所以安全規定必須是 14 號，她可能會更安全一些。

All of his skill might stem from something that I heard them mention, that he's some sort of superior I.M.P. level that makes him stronger than the other I.M.P.s, like the ones he's working with?

他所有的技能可能都源於我聽到他們提到的一件事，那就是他是某種高級 I.M.P.，這讓他比其他 I.M.P.更強，比如和他一起工作的那些 I.M.P.？

Now what makes him that way, I don't know, but I can certainly see some differences.

他為什麼會這樣，我不知道，但我肯定能看出一些不同之處。

He's also apparently their main mode of transportation, even in hell, since he drives them all to the office every day in his van.

顯然，他也是他們的主要交通工具，即使在地獄裡也是如此，因為他每天都開著麵包車送他們去辦公室。

If you need to find him, I've managed to figure out that he's only about five feet tall, but he has massive horns that make him look much taller.

如果你需要找到他，我已經弄清楚他只有五英尺高，但他有巨大的犄角，讓他看起來要高得多。

He also has a strange marking on his head, which matches the one on everyone in his family, and his fellow clown Fizzurali.

他的頭上還有一個奇怪的標記，和他家裡每個人以及他的小丑同伴 Fizzurali 身上的標記都一樣。

I can't tell if that's like a birthmark, a brand, a tattoo, or what, but none of the other I.M.P.s around seem to have that.

我不知道那是胎記、烙印、紋身還是什麼，但周圍的其他 I.M.P. 似乎都沒有。

It would also seem that he has a connection to the Voracica Mayday.

他似乎還與 "沃拉西卡五月天 "號有聯繫。

Look, look, I know this is gonna sound insane, but I've seen her in hell.

聽著 聽著 我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 但我在地獄見過她

She's a pop star down there as well, and apparently they used to date?

她也是那裡的流行歌星，顯然他們曾經約會過？

Based on footage that I've seen, it was after she became famous.

根據我看到的錄像，那是在她成名之後。

No idea how he pulled that off, but it seems that they had a bad breakup.

不知道他是怎麼做到的，但似乎他們分手得很不愉快。

I-I-I-I-I've only briefly mentioned his employees, um, he's obsessed with them.

我只簡單提過他的僱員 他對他們很著迷

He's constantly breaking into their house, watching them sleep through the window, watching them eat, watching them f- whatever, but I haven't been able to figure out why.

他經常闖進他們家，透過窗戶看他們睡覺，看他們吃東西，看他們做愛，但我一直不知道為什麼。

Maybe if you captured them, they might have some dirt on him.

如果你抓住了他們，也許他們會有他的把柄。

Even though his business seems one of a kind, he seems to be pretty unpopular as well.

儘管他的生意似乎是獨一無二的，但他似乎也很不受歡迎。

I've seen some images of people spray painting I.M.P. as a scam on his office building, and it looks like they could be right if some of the billboards I've seen are to be believed.

我看到一些圖片，有人在他的辦公樓上噴塗 I.M.P. 是個騙局，如果我看到的一些廣告牌可信的話，看起來他們可能是對的。

One way to get him, I suppose, would be to outsmart him.

我想，有一個辦法可以打敗他，那就是智取。

He's really good with thinking on his feet, but he's certainly not educated.

他確實善於思考，但肯定沒有受過教育。

I had to yell the word at him one time and it freaked him out enough for me to get away, so do with that what you will.

有一次我不得不對他大喊這個詞，結果把他嚇得夠嗆，我才得以逃脫。

But he tried to educate himself, that much I do know.

但他試圖教育自己，這一點我是知道的。

Apparently they have colleges in Also makes sense, actually.

我的意思是，他們甚至 - 哦，該死！

Yeah, well, you'd know a thing or two about that, wouldn't you, chubby?

是啊，你知道一兩件事，不是嗎，小胖子？

好吧，好吧，我想他們在繼續前進。

Okay, so I did the math and apparently Blitz is about 36 years old, so if you see a mid-thirties man cosplaying as a demon, get him.

好吧，我算過了，布利茨顯然已經 36 歲了，所以如果你看到一個三十多歲的男人在扮演惡魔，就去找他吧。

For some reason, he seems to have quite a few running jokes about one of his employees, Moxie.

出於某種原因，他似乎經常拿他的一個員工 Moxie 開涮。

Blitz seems to think that he's fat and has a tiny- well, you know, but he's one of the skinniest things I've ever seen, and I sure as hell ain't gonna get close enough to check the latter.

布利茨似乎覺得自己很胖，而且有一個小--嗯，你知道，但他是我見過的最瘦小的東西之一，我肯定不會靠近去檢查後者。

Blitz seems to take enjoyment from homeless people.

布利茨似乎對無家可歸的人樂此不疲。

If you want to entertain him, apparently he loves to watch them struggle.

如果你想逗它開心，顯然它喜歡看它們掙扎的樣子。

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