Name: 男生的搜尋紀錄真的別看！ (Please Don't Destroy - Explore Page - SNL)
Uploaded: 2024-06-26T07:18:07.000Z
Duration: 3 min 30 s

情態副詞

So next weekend, we're actually going to Sioux Falls.

By the way, Chelsea, I've been meaning to say I love your shirt.

對了，Chelsea，我一直想說我喜歡你的襯衫。

它就這樣突然出現在我的版面裡。

The algorithm knows what you want to see, right?.

演算法知道你想看什麼，對嗎？

Oh, wait. You guys, you know it's a fun game.

哦，等等，各位，我們玩個有趣的遊戲。

We show each other our Instagram Explore pages.

我們互相給對方看自己的 Instagram 探索頁面。

Yes, yes, yes! - Oh my god, I'm too scared.

Okay, and mine is literally just puppies.

If it's just a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, we can handle that.

如果只是一群穿著比基尼的辣妹，我們可以接受。

I'm Yonisa Confidence, an online girlfriend for young men with self-esteem issues.

我是 Yonisa Confidence，一個為有自尊問題的年輕男性服務的網路女友。

Mark，把你的手機給我哦。- 好的。

Babe, look, I promise you, there's nothing weird.

寶貝，聽著，我向你保證，沒有什麼奇怪的東西。

Wouldn't make me feel better, and that's not true.

那樣沒有讓我感覺比較好，而且也不是真的。

I've never even seen these videos before.

Special thank you to Martin Herlihy for his $3,000 donation.

特別感謝 Martin Herlihy 的 3000 美元捐款。

Don't forget to join me at our second annual Confidence Con in Sioux Falls.

別忘了和我一起參加在蘇瀑舉行的第二屆信心大會。

Listen, I'm sorry for eavesdropping, but I know those videos seem weird, okay? But right now, there is an epidemic of male loneliness in this country.

聽著，很抱歉我偷聽了，但我知道這些影片看起來很奇怪，好嗎？但現在這個國家流行男性孤獨症。

Maybe you need some confidence is exactly what they need right now.

也許你需要一些自信，這正是他們現在需要的。

Maybe we all need some confidence because the world right now is a pretty scary place.

也許我們都需要一些自信，因為現在的世界很可怕。

Also, your friend that swallowed his iPhone died a while ago.

還有，你那個吞了 iPhone 的朋友不久前死了。